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Blood Drug Test

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Balzberg
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My friend is getting blood tested in a few weeks. He smokes a pretty good amount of weed, and it'd be very bad for him to fail this test. What do you guys know about passing one of these tests?
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[evan]
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING FRIEND WHO MOST LIKELY IS FUCKING AUTISTIC AND THERES THIS THING CALLED THE SEARCHBAR YOU STUPID FUCKING SHCMUCK. WE SEE ONE OF THESE THREADS EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY. YOU'RE FREIDN IS FUCKED AND IS GOING TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF HIS FUCKING LIFE YOU STUPID BITCH ASS FUCKING HOE.
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pmw
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omg ur such a ruhhhtard
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Mike-O
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
He is fucked. Honestly. Fucked.
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No_Dub
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lol
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PopsicleStand
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as obnoxious as he sounds, take a deep breath and spend the next few hours on google. there are more heavy fucking smokers out there endlessly debating drug tests than you can even imagine. for fucks sake these potheads know about certain companies policies etc.

inb4lmgtfy
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remove
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Doomed! Doomed! He's doomed!

not an easy thing to fix if it's in your blood.
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a_pla5tic_bag
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lolyousmokeweedleikomg

but fo real, i don't think theres a way around blood tests, breh.
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BootySpunk.
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No. You're wrong. You can't change manipulate your blood to help you pass a drug test like you can your pee.
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PopsicleStand
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no, youre wrong, because you are reading something that isnt there. I never said he could manipulate your blood, im not sure how you got that.

all I am saying is that google has the answers. he said few weeks. what if few means 7? a simple google search would help him to understand that he would probably be safe if the friend abstained from weed for all seven weeks before hand.

newschoolers is not an online encyclopedia with all the worlds answers...
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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Drink bleach to clean out system.
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hey-dude-its-me
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pretty sure if you check erowid it says that thc stays in your blood for less time than it stays in your piss... I was on probation in NJ a long time ago when I started college and I had to have doctors in Kansas draw my blood and send it to NJ to be analyzed. That was 9 years ago so maybe the info has changed idk
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Balzberg
Posts: 538 - Karma: 470
words of truth right there
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rossi900
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I work as a lab tech at a university hospital..is your friend in a drug rehibilitation group or on parole?  Blood drug tests are done on that basis or if someone turns up in the ER unresponsive.  Blood tests are not done for a general screening (job interview, etc).  And no there is no way of altering your blood chemistry..
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Barefootin_Fiend
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youre a douche. blood tests never come up. op-tell your friend to quit smoking immediately. a few weeks is more than enough time to get clean. drink massive amounts of water, eat a low fat diet, and exercise like youre training for the olympics. should be clean in no time.
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razors-chaz
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BaBaBlacksheep: "Hey, fuck off."
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Balzberg
Posts: 538 - Karma: 470
he is joining the german army, And i guess that is the only test that he hasnt taken/passed already
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Bloc_chain
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this, hair and blood tests will fuck you over if you have even a trace of thc in your system
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JustDidIt
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and you wonder why people make fun of you...
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rossi900
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sorry for the assumption.. Is he worried about THC (ganja) levels in his blood?  If so, like most of these wise people have said..water, exercise and just don't smoke.  THC levels in blood decrease by a lot over a relatively short period of time due to your organs filtering some but not all out.  If its other drugs...sorry to say but hes fucked with such short notice...
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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seriously, holy shit, if i was using that language at age 11 i would be non existant today.
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soulskier
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1. Find hot vampire woman
2. Become vampire
3. Suck clean blood
4. ????????
5. Pass blood test
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Balzberg
Posts: 538 - Karma: 470
im pretty sure it is just ganja, thanks a ton for the info
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Timotheezy.
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sheesh....
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bdarb207
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5. Profit? Haha
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Balzberg
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haha, that would be 6
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[evan]
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Sorry OP you know it's just I figured you might find the asnwer to your problem in one of these.


https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/636145/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/635913/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/628401/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/626253/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/623423/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/621053/


I only searched drug test. Fucking moron.
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,724
He clearly stated "BLOOD TEST"...not a urine test like covered in 99% of the drug test threads posted on NS. There is a difference. As such, I think it's a legitimate question.

Fucking Moron.
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Juice.Doctor
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I hear if you smoke crack, it'll make you pass your drug test no matter what
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broto
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yeah, but i only post threads on here when i have googled shit and haven't found the answer i'm looking for, or have a question specifically about skiing that nobody else on google can answer but newschoolers. he could have searched and in like 5 minutes would know everything he has to. newschoolers is not your search engine.
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EricaMN.
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Correct me if Im wrong but if he gets tested at a doctor and his parents don't see the results first, he can tell the doctor not to show the results to his parents (if he fails the test). And I believe that it is illegal for the doctor to tell his parents if your friend makes such a request... Good luck!
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theabortionator
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He should IV pink lemonade right before the test. It will balance out the count in his bloodstream.
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Mr.Luke
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Isn't it about your bedtime?
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Colin@injured
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sorry for the bad advice here but i say fuck it and smoke more weed
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Balzberg
Posts: 538 - Karma: 470
your completely right, except its a job testing him, so parents arent the concern
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