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WTF how is this real?!??

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Huck_Norris
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UPS, your days are numbered.  It is kind of creepy that these birds can find you like that though... 

Aug 18 2011 8:45AM
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Jpurd
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Thats sick!
Aug 18 2011 8:48AM
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pimpcat
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Thats fake!!
Aug 18 2011 8:50AM
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Huck_Norris
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not fake
Aug 18 2011 8:50AM
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Jpurd
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yah i have a feeling its not fake.... i mean it could be but it seems pretty legit
Aug 18 2011 8:51AM
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pimpcat
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Is my meter broken?
Aug 18 2011 8:52AM
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Huck_Norris
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no, it's just fuckin crazy. 
Aug 18 2011 8:53AM
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.Hugo.
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You would need a pteradactyl to deliver skis
Aug 18 2011 8:55AM
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Blurst
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Nope I am calling that is not real. Just too outrageous.
Aug 18 2011 8:56AM
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pimpcat
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I doubt a pigeon's payload is enough to carry a pair of shoes. You guys seriously believe this? Plus what if it rains/pigeon gets lost/ or the buyer isn't around. Does the bird just wait until someone unties the package? RIDDLE ME THIS. haha
Aug 18 2011 8:58AM
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belden...
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http://www.ecouterre.com/jojo-uses-carrier-pigeons-to-deliver-eco-conscious-sneakers/

Aug 18 2011 9:04AM
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Huck_Norris
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Dude I know I said the dame thing. 

Plus people could just shoot them down and take the shoes...  But besides that it's pretty fkn cool. 

I mean, what could possibly be more badass than a fkn huge eagle delivering your new ON3Ps??? 

Aug 18 2011 9:21AM
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ButteredToast.
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Think they'll ship to the US?
Aug 18 2011 11:24AM
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gyarados
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fucking pigeons how do they work??????????
Aug 18 2011 11:31AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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probably depends if it's an african or european swallow.
Aug 18 2011 11:32AM
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panojibber
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This is a classic example of viral video advertising. If anyone saw the liquid mountaineering video where the guys run on water... This is the same shit.

Give your product a few shots (the shoes...) then fill the rest in with this hilarious almost believable video so people will watch it again and again and see your shoes again and again.
Aug 18 2011 11:34AM
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Billek
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I think it's time we really started fucking with DNA.  I'd take a ride... maybe.
Aug 18 2011 11:35AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Aug 18 2011 11:38AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Aug 18 2011 12:19PM
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seward
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but an ant can carry what 5000x its body wheight?

think aboooooooooooot it
Aug 18 2011 12:24PM
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CKpolicy
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if you had an exoskeleton you could carry a house, but there is no way that bird can really carry shoes. shit is fake. pigeons used to be used to delivery messages, but it was a piece of paper.
Aug 18 2011 12:28PM
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seward
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then why cant crabs carry a small house, or perhaps a shed, or even a 2'x4' stud for that matter?
Aug 18 2011 12:31PM
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b.dwyre
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they should look into this
Aug 18 2011 12:34PM
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Huck_Norris
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Whoa bro...  Whoa.  We're talkin about juicehead freak pigeons here.   

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And this might be the most badass thing I've ever seen. 

Aug 18 2011 12:50PM
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r0dubs
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DID YOU HEAR PEOPLE CAN WALK ON WATER TOO? ITS ÜBER LEGIT
Aug 18 2011 2:49PM
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bluecup
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hahahahaha this is so sick if its real
Aug 18 2011 3:03PM
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bdarb207
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Literally the hardest I've ever laughed on ns. Well played sir.
Aug 18 2011 3:04PM
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Anathema
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hahahaa the first thing i thought of was monty python.

ARE YOU SUGGESTING COCONUTS MIGRATE?!
Aug 18 2011 3:10PM
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-emile-
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i want a pigeon to deliver my ski boots
Aug 18 2011 3:20PM
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Huck_Norris
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Pssst...  You misspelled "weed" brah
Aug 18 2011 3:47PM
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trettzilla
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thats awesome! and those are pretty cool shoes

Aug 18 2011 4:00PM
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HARVERSACE
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thats sick!
Aug 18 2011 4:06PM
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k-rob
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NS, your stupidity and gullibility continues to amaze me.
Aug 18 2011 4:26PM
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I_Am_Mod
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proud to say this is 100% Belgian !

and...

it's also 100% bullshit for the naive younglings who were still in doubt ...
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Aug 18 2011 6:01PM
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Vino
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what's up with the soundrack in there.. they almost used all the foster the people album.

And yeah, this is real. My parents went in france recently and they told me about that. A friend of mine too went in France and was told about that Jojo company and their pigeons.
Aug 18 2011 6:05PM
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misskitteh
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To everyone who believes this, you're an idiot
Aug 18 2011 6:12PM
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Chuffin
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"The remarks made in this video do not reflect the reality of pigeon fancying."

No one else read that in the small print at the end?
Aug 18 2011 7:26PM
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stickski
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hmm what to believe..
Aug 18 2011 7:35PM
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KevinK.
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I feel like those pigeons scare the shit out of other pigeons and the person that made that video really liked foster the people
Aug 18 2011 7:41PM
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Jpurd
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i really hope no one believes this
Aug 19 2011 1:02PM
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.Tom.
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You sir, are a great man.
Aug 19 2011 1:12PM
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Jpurd
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haha^
Aug 19 2011 1:30PM
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Huck_Norris
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Believes what?   

BOW TO THE FUTURE, NONBELIEVING PLANETKILLER!!!!! 

Aug 19 2011 1:34PM
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Vino
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no, you're wrong.

We're in 2011, things are just getting crazy

Aug 19 2011 1:36PM
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Peter.
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i wanted this to be real so badly
Aug 19 2011 1:38PM
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bdarb207
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Are you suggesting cocnuts migrate?
Aug 19 2011 1:43PM
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Huck_Norris
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YES. 

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Aug 19 2011 1:44PM
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Hoppy
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You've made my day. I laughed out load thinking of john cleese's french accent
Aug 19 2011 1:53PM
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bdarb207
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Ahahahah quality post.
Aug 19 2011 1:55PM
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