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So my best friend got a girlfriend..

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Bi-ShredinalGuy

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Insane

And now he is super whipped. He ditched me on my birthday to hang out with her. He missed the first two weeks of football practice to go on vacation with he and her family. He is no longer any fun to hang out with because all he does is text her. I went to his house on time when she was there and all that happened was they did things on the couch next to me while I watched TV. Seriously.. how can being in a heterosexual relationship make a guy so gay? Anyone else have this happen to them?

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Huck_Norris

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Crazy Fool

lol... this is easy

Get a girl. Do things with them as a couple. When you pack your own female, they then do this thing called "pairing off" where they remember they would rather hang out with each other than their bf's so they can talk about your dicks, how well you go down on them and of course whatever drama is happening. That way you can hang with your bro again while the girls bond.

Sparknotes: Use another female to neutralize her and save some bro time. Or you could just make fun of your friend like the rest of the world, that helps.

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seward

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No Life

i do not agree. only idiots ditch their bros for a gf. i can understand for certain things, but consistently is just bullshit. your buddies are always there for you. im not saying your NOT allowed to have a gf, just dont be a bitch and ditch all your friends for her. every guy i know that did this in highschool is either married, or has no fuckin friends whatsoever.

i agree, invite your gf out, go out with your gf's friends. exspecially when you get to that age where everyone has a gf. you can still chill with your buddies and your gf same time, or she can still chill with her friends, and you get to meet a bunch of new dudes. win win indeed.

and if she is not down to chill with your friends then ditch her. friends are always always first. fuckin remember that kiddies.

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TechnoPotamus

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Crazy Fool

feels bad man

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Huck_Norris

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Crazy Fool

I agree with you on a few points. High five.

Just because you found someone to be with doesn't mean you ditch all your friends.

People who do so become kept men, devoid of a real life or ambition outside their responsibilities to their partner which is total bullshit.

Your friends were around before you started pounding her paincave, they'll be around long after she's gone and is juggling some other dude's Bo Jangles. Remember that.

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seward

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No Life

i agree 100%

also, excellent use of BoJangles.

haz some karma

14 years ago

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JDUB28

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Loner

this thread is soo true

14 years ago

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ThelastMelon

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Wannabe

Ok, my friend did this to me to like a year ago, right now im next to him chilling and playing some cod... This is how this type of bullshit happens, its his first i take it? if it is then don't worry it wont last, he finally got some and now he is obsessed he will text her non stop and will become a complete douche. Soon this chick will dump his ass though and then he will go through a stage of really pissed to pissed and then finally he will become chill and you to can become friends again. Once you are friends though... FORGET about that shit, just let it go. Time heals this shit my friend... You said she was a bitch which makes this perfect because she will relize that he isn't good enough for her (they all think that) and then will trade up for a another guy and become even more of a bitch (if she trades up for another one of your friends then i got even more advice).

Good luck man

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Pee_and_Ski

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Insane

hook up with his sister, or his girlfriend, or just shit on their loves so that his girlfriend hates you. makes life simple

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Ryan.Street

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Ridiculous

just know that eventually she is gonna leave him then he will be crying to you and you get to say i told you so....

If that doesn't happen, you will have to find some new friends, Unfortunately some guys are too big of pussies

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GayWolf420

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Basement Dweller

1. Hangout with bestfriend and his girlfriend

2. Get with the girlfriends friends.

3. ????????

4. Profit.

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Campeador

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Crazy Fool

Being attached at the hip to some girl is not being a man.

Blowing off some girl, who you're not even going to marry anyway and have had sex with plenty of times already, to join your friends on a surf trip (or whatever you personally find fun) is being a man.

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bdarb207

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Addict

No brainer if he's your bro then he will hook it up. Happy belated birthday.

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J.M

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Addict

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fountain.

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Insane

I feel ya. This has happened with pretty much every one of my "friends" recently, it sucks.

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rudager

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Crazy Fool

I was really hoping that when I opened this thread, I'd read "...and I banged her"

Instead I got a paragraph.
Do what any other guy friend does about it, and make fun of him until he snaps out of it.

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