Replying to So my best friend got a girlfriend..

And now he is super whipped. He ditched me on my birthday to hang out with her. He missed the first two weeks of football practice to go on vacation with he and her family. He is no longer any fun to hang out with because all he does is text her. I went to his house on time when she was there and all that happened was they did things on the couch next to me while I watched TV. Seriously.. how can being in a heterosexual relationship make a guy so gay? Anyone else have this happen to them?