WORK (it helps if you're both drunk and you are mildly attractive)
girl standing alone texting at a party
you- if i were as cool as you i'd be hanging out with all my friends by the garbage/bathroom/kitchen like you
her- haha shut up!
you- just sayin, you could be having an awesome fucking time right now...
her- oh yeah?
you- (suggest dancing, pong, stealing a painting, ect.)
at frat party where a girl is dancing alone... to get her to dance (because just asking is lame)
Yo girl, my buddy doesn't think you can dance.
uhhhhhh...
at least not alone, let's see if you can do any better with me...
DO NOT WORK
Hey babe, wanna play the rape game?
No...
That's the spirit
Ay yo gurl, you gonna be walking to your car alone tonight?
Maybe...
Aight, i'll see you there...
Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?