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Pick up Lines

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_TK_
Posts: 467 - Karma: 128
What are some of the best pick up lines you've used. Worked or not? Any funny stories behind them?


Aug 17 2011 1:29PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 662
are you girls from ireland because when i look at you my penis is dublin
Aug 17 2011 1:31PM
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ohmythugaim
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 130
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Aug 17 2011 1:31PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
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Aug 17 2011 1:32PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,285
best one ever

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Aug 17 2011 1:32PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
:(
Aug 17 2011 1:32PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
i like girls because boobs
Aug 17 2011 1:33PM
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The_Beekeeper
Posts: 843 - Karma: 302
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Aug 17 2011 1:34PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?


Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a knife, get in my van.


Wanna go back to my place, get some pizza and fuck? No? What, you don't like pizza?
Aug 17 2011 1:35PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
I like boobs because girls
Aug 17 2011 1:36PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
"You're so hot you make me want to cut my dick off and rub it all over you" - Quote from Hobo With a Shotgun
Aug 17 2011 1:36PM
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mnfreeskier
Posts: 939 - Karma: 69
that is one fucked up movie..even if the effects are super cheesy.
Aug 17 2011 1:39PM
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Nathan_the_G
Posts: 514 - Karma: 13
haha some of these are pretty good
Aug 17 2011 1:50PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
I hear if you put a crane in a pool you need a mattress to get it out.
Aug 17 2011 1:53PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
We can fuck on that mattress.
Aug 17 2011 1:54PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
HEY, YOU WANNA GO GET PIZZA THEN FUCK? (NO) WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA?
ALMOST WORKED ONE TIME
Aug 17 2011 2:50PM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
best one so far but i heard it before ahha
Aug 17 2011 3:24PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 237
i like
Aug 17 2011 3:32PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
Are your parents terrorists? Because you're a bomb.

My friend used that one in Germany (and said it in German), and he claims it actually worked on one of the girls he talked to.
Aug 17 2011 3:33PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Excuse me, but you're standing on my penis. 
Aug 17 2011 3:33PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Throw a mattress in the pool.

It takes a crane to get it out.
Aug 17 2011 3:52PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
hey girl, how do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
Aug 17 2011 3:58PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
"Hey baby, did you know if you throw me on a mattress in a pool you'll have to use a crane to get me off?"

"I think I'll use my mouth instead"

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Aug 17 2011 3:59PM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192

excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

works every time

Aug 17 2011 4:05PM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
darnell+henderson.jpg

peekaboo imma hump you
Aug 17 2011 7:48PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
WORK (it helps if you're both drunk and you are mildly attractive)

girl standing alone texting at a party
you- if i were as cool as you i'd be hanging out with all my friends by the garbage/bathroom/kitchen like you
her- haha shut up!
you- just sayin, you could be having an awesome fucking time right now...
her- oh yeah?
you- (suggest dancing, pong, stealing a painting, ect.)

at frat party where a girl is dancing alone... to get her to dance (because just asking is lame)
Yo girl, my buddy doesn't think you can dance.
uhhhhhh...
at least not alone, let's see if you can do any better with me...

DO NOT WORK

Hey babe, wanna play the rape game?
No...
That's the spirit

Ay yo gurl, you gonna be walking to your car alone tonight?
Maybe...
Aight, i'll see you there...

Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?


Aug 17 2011 8:15PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
are you from Tennessee because your the only 10 I see.
(if you acutally say it out loud it might make more sense)
Aug 17 2011 8:21PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
if girls works behind the counter "can i get a (order food/drink) and your number?"
Aug 17 2011 8:57PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Hay
Aug 17 2011 9:03PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
wow inb4 the chloroform one
Aug 17 2011 9:05PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
how bout i make this situation REALLY akward

Aug 17 2011 9:16PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
LOOK AGAIN.
Aug 17 2011 9:18PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
AHHH BLOODY HELL
Aug 17 2011 9:24PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
guy: "knock knock"
girl: "who's there?"
guy: "i forget the rest of the joke but my cock is 12 inches long, wanna have sex?"
girl: "YESYESYESYESYES"

prepare to be smothered in vagina and boobs for the rest of the night.
Aug 17 2011 9:28PM
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muFFn
Posts: 1040 - Karma: 74
I have a 10 inch penis and I'm rich.

Works every time.
Aug 17 2011 10:14PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
is this thread created every month just to intentionally be repetitive?
Aug 17 2011 10:38PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I have a 2 inch penis and I'm broke. Works half of some of the time mostly
Aug 17 2011 10:42PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Girl came up to me at a party and said this to me.

Trust me it works.

Aug 17 2011 10:47PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
it's "Are you from Nashville, because you're the only ten I see."
Aug 17 2011 11:29PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
hey i dont know you but you're really hot, wanna fuck?
Aug 17 2011 11:34PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I came here to drink and fuck. And I'm about done drinking...
Aug 17 2011 11:35PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
dude I already made this thread
Aug 18 2011 12:27AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
yea i think she was the first one to ever do this
Aug 18 2011 12:32AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
I have a dick, you have a vagina, lets fuck.
Aug 18 2011 12:33AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party
Aug 18 2011 12:34AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
lemme smang it guuurl.

Aug 18 2011 12:38AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
smash and bang is my favorite combination
Aug 18 2011 12:40AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
The classic

"DO YOU WANT TO WANT TO HAVE SEX?"
Aug 18 2011 12:43AM
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Hosoi
Posts: 252 - Karma: 20
sup bitch
Aug 18 2011 12:51AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
The best pickup line is " Hey , whats your name?" Done. If you cant go from that then you should go back and sit on the bench.
Aug 18 2011 1:08AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
"Hey, wanna know how I know I'm getting laid tonight?"
(ummmm how???)
"BECAUSE I'M STRONGER THAN YOU."
*Forcefully grab upper arm and glare menacingly into eyes*
Aug 18 2011 1:14AM
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