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STUPID PORN SITES!

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404404
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So i was looking for a link for some one for Kazaa lite and my aunt walks in and looks over my shoulder and i click on this site. AND ITS A PORN PAGE, what the hell i have been looking at porn and never been caught and then this stupid site.
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Aug 8 2004 8:45PM
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Dude that sucks. Fuck the internet.

























Aug 8 2004 9:02PM
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bahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhah.....hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhaha


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Aug 8 2004 9:04PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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did you ever think about if your parents think you masturbate? it's wierd if they just assume you do or if they don't want to think you do. i really just don't know.
Aug 8 2004 9:05PM
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hahha i really think my parents do think i do



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Aug 8 2004 9:11PM
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soup
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^ive always wondered about that. or if they KNOW u have been looking at porn and they just dont want to say anything
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Aug 8 2004 9:13PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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it's so wierd to even imagine your parents being like 'oh my little boy probably beats his meat every day', for some reason it's just not right
Aug 8 2004 9:14PM
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AWWWW KID I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT


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Aug 8 2004 9:14PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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My dad probably thinks i wank, but doesnt say anything. I know that they dont know for a fact i look at porn because i can use a computer a million times better than they can. I think that they just dont care if i wank/look at porn, as long as it doesnt bother them.


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Aug 8 2004 9:16PM
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soup
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my dad works at home ON a computer so its really hard to get out of knowing computers better tahn him. which really sucks
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And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
Aug 8 2004 9:20PM
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beer.
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I've been caught and I've found sites my dad has been on. Who cares really, my parents only made a deal out of it since I was in 7th grade.



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Aug 8 2004 9:24PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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i swear to go my sister tries to catch me...like she'll run into my room at night and i just act all cool and i'm like what are you doing
Aug 8 2004 9:26PM
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twix_182
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i remember when i looked at playboy when i was like in kindergarden like in my dads office because he owns a store and all the magazines were ini there. i finally got caught by an employee and they told on me. that bitch. my dad was like 'u see any naked ppl?' and i was like 'no'




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Aug 8 2004 9:36PM
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mattwalker
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hahaha i was on NS last year, on the Links page and i clicked some link that said, like head skis or something, and it was really a porn site my dad looked over and i was like, no, accident i swear, and i showed him the flawed link, and he said... yea whatever its just going back to all the sites u go to... haha so he knows...


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you know those birthday cards that say stuff like 'would you rather see pamela take her clothes off or get 10 dollars' and on the inside the money is there? Well, it was my friends birthday and i wanted to do something different. I made a card that had a girl with a bikini on the top that said, 'would you rather get twenty dollars or have bambi take her clothes off?' On the inside it had a picture of 'bambi' in a spead eagle pose. Well, i left it in one of my drawers thinking no one would look in there. i was wrong. My grandmother found the card a day before my friends birthday. She immediatly told my parents. To sum it up the answer, yes.
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Aug 8 2004 9:49PM
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haha, so what did your aunt do?





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Aug 8 2004 9:52PM
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Your parents obviously know you wank. 99% of teenage boys masturbate, and the other 1% are fuckin liars.
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Aug 8 2004 11:19PM
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teembosqet17
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^ the percentages are correct

i look at porn, and neither of my parents know how to use a pc. they both use computers at work, but my dads cimputer is just a weird program for his business, so he doesnt know how to work the internet haha.





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Aug 8 2004 11:55PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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hahahah its hilarious when sometimes im on the phone to my girl and my parents randomly pick up the phone...soo trying to catch us..but we're sneaky
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I bet they know..the thought would have had to cross their minds ONCE by now.



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hendrik.
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i swear to god my gf's parents listen to our phoen conversations...we hear the phone click and shit for when they pick up and hang up...its freaky...damn parents...i think we may purposely talk about some bs like screwing her in the garage or smthg to see if they are...
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Aug 9 2004 2:03AM
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404404
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^ start talking about anal sex im sure that would be instresting.
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Aug 9 2004 8:23AM
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my dad doesnt really care. the same thing happened to me and hes like 'its ok...we all jerk off, dont feel embarrased'
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Aug 9 2004 8:43AM
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Ive been caught, my mom asked me to stop making messed in my underwear its hard to get out.

























Aug 9 2004 8:44AM
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^ why do you have so much blank space in your posts


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Aug 9 2004 9:31AM
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I dont know...why not?




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Aug 9 2004 9:33AM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, was it gay man porn misty7? cus i know thats wat you love.


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Aug 9 2004 10:21AM
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hucker22
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that would suck if my rents picked up the fone while i was on, me and my gf have fone sex all the time, but i got caught watching porn about 5 times. my dad doesnt care cuz i think he looks at it too
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Aug 9 2004 1:04PM
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hahahaha i love this thread. last fall my friend was pissed and he started jerkin it and he passed out in the middle of it. we just left him there and the next morning his mom found him there passed out holding his sausage. soooo funny
Aug 9 2004 1:12PM
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404404
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^^ BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ect.... you so funny! That kinda werid ross but your dads cool.
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Aug 9 2004 1:14PM
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appt skier, where do you ski in north carolina?





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Aug 9 2004 1:18PM
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i dont. i hear only gay people and nazis do THOSE deeds.

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Aug 9 2004 2:19PM
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next time you think your parents are on the phone when your on with your gf start talking about how she gave you STD's and stuff
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