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NEW SKI POLES WOW!!!!

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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
Dude my friend is here telling me about this new pole system scott is making it has baskets to keep you from sinking into the snow wow and it has video capture capabilites and walky talky, clock, flask, humidor, vibrator for the ladies and jeff, and pocket battery powered vagina for the guys. It should be ill, ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My killing teacher says I am a natural

YANKS SUCK!!!!!
Jun 1 2002 3:20AM
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kuoppis
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 30
weak
-+| I don't like monkeys. |+-
Jun 1 2002 4:16AM
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corked180
Posts: 802 - Karma: 12
that ill be good, one time i was on a triple drop and the snow was so surgury that i culdent hop out of the snow to turn and my poles would just sink in, so then i fell off 3 ten footers and into a alder bush. it sucked cuz it was a cool line, I need those poles.

'powder before pussy'
Jun 1 2002 4:42AM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
i need neww poles too. i have leki and they fucking suck. i bent them in whole circle this year
Jun 1 2002 12:52PM
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goinbig6
Posts: 188 - Karma: 10
yea my poles got bent around my head a couple times this year

Jun 1 2002 1:09PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
i went through my fair share of poles too.
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
Jun 1 2002 5:24PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
that sounds like afuckin wicked pole
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 1 2002 5:40PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
i like the part about the fat guy
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Eat bleach and die.
Jun 1 2002 6:09PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I only broek one, but i bent one at a 90 degree angle, i ended up fixing it witha hot air gun and a vice. i still use it, its great!
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Jun 1 2002 8:29PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
ive only broken one pole, walking the catwalk and stepping on it. hehe, i also bent one pretty bad but not broken
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I prefer to be free
Jun 1 2002 8:45PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
that sounds awesome. i will be sure to check them out when poles actually affect your skiing.


'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
Jun 1 2002 9:37PM
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CONCEPTskier
Posts: 144 - Karma: 10
I've broken 2 pairs of poles, now I'm getting the Concept poles!!

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2003 Dynastar Concepts
Jun 1 2002 10:21PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
i just bought some salomon poles, hopefully they'll stay together for the next season



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seth
Jun 1 2002 11:45PM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
I go through two pair of poles a year cause I buy cheap rossignol and swix ones that break on hip jumps
'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
Jun 2 2002 1:57AM
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chimprevolution
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
wtf does ''when poles actually affect your skiing.'' mean... for balence and those 'oh shit im gonna fall over' moments... i dont use the staps ever and i dont use them for tuning but skiing w/o poles is just wierd looking..
it makes you look like a beginner 3 year old skiier
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'forget cheezy bread, lure into the darkside you will...
now the cinnabread is it where it at'

-me after my friend had the choice of cinna or chezzy bread
Jun 2 2002 6:31AM
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grehtnorth
Posts: 218 - Karma: 25
I have the smith z bends, they're great- I bent one 90 degrees out and was so mad that I got off the lift and took the thing over my knee. It bent right back and didn't even kink! smooth ride
'ow'
- Rob after dislocating his shoulder skocking
Jun 3 2002 12:32AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Lol, Vibrator for the Ladies, and Jeff


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

Damn, and I'm all outta bubblegum
Jun 3 2002 12:38AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
PS - Nobody cares what kind of poles you have.


Never sling dope out yo baby mamma's house.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Jun 3 2002 1:28AM
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ChrisMuldoon
Posts: 459 - Karma: 10
i like andy mahareees camo issue scott poles, they are purdy
'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
Jun 3 2002 1:55AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61
graphit poles are the bomb




... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'
-Schwags

THC (triple Hybrid Core)
is just soemthing tanner Hall made up
THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
Jun 3 2002 10:31PM
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Alan11
Posts: 284 - Karma: 13
me and my firend reckon in the new bond film they should be bad guy samurai newschoolers who do like massive grabs but with swords for poles and they could like hit somoner in the face with their crosed and skis and shit, or maybye lightsabers would be even cooler


This isnt 'Nam Dude, this is bowling there are rules
Jun 6 2002 11:12AM
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Tele-Jibber
Posts: 2278 - Karma: 12
'baskets to keep you from sinking into the snow.'

Uh, you mean just really big baskets? And to whoever said they wanted those you can usually buy them from your manufacture through a dealer, their just bigger and more like X-C baskets.


Taylor
Tele-Jibber
~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
Jun 6 2002 11:56AM
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CTD
Posts: 6301 - Karma: 352
dude, i have had a pair of good, old fashoined steel poles for about 4 years now. i got to get new ones, cause the grips are ripped apart, but they were only 10 dollar

Jun 6 2002 1:12PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
errr have had bad experience w/ graphite poles, broke my new pair on the 3rd day of skiing this year.
Jun 6 2002 1:52PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
i have those fancy leki ones with the little clip in grip thing that i stole from my brother who got them for free...they're cool, when you put the little clip into the slot it makes a clikcing sound...

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

tva tva uuuh
Jun 6 2002 2:04PM
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PocketRocket
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 10
who's gonna whip it out on the ski hill and use the pocket-vagina while skiing???? that's just wrong
Jun 6 2002 4:21PM
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mikeski
Posts: 332 - Karma: 76
carbon coposite poles by goode dont break, they bend back after impact
Jun 6 2002 5:20PM
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kwoodhucka
Posts: 253 - Karma: 12
i'd just be afraid if i whipped it out on the hill my balls would freeze off, unless it's a really nice spring day. oh yeah, and whenever i look at a skiier, i don't look at what skis they use or boots or anything, shit, if i see someone on shitty rentals, if they have good poles i respect.
Jun 7 2002 2:13PM
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freestylejibber
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
the best poles i ever had were rental poles i stole from bittersweet they were sweet untill i broke them. i suck
Jun 8 2002 5:08PM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
Oh man these poles are sick they showed them at the seattle ski movie 3 premier at EMP, I am still in shock

WAskier1080: you should be a motivational speaker you know?
Machete skier32: oh i am
Machete skier32: i tell little kids im gonna ravage their ass
WAskier1080: with your tounge?
Machete skier32: no...my middle finger
Machete skier32: times 2
Sep 22 2002 9:07PM
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jibrevolution
Posts: 800 - Karma: 15
LMFAO


jibrevolution.com
Sep 22 2002 10:04PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
limph nodes?


I brush my teeth with Amaretto.
Sep 22 2002 10:12PM
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Casper
Posts: 485 - Karma: 5
I took the pocket vagina for a test drive, wow.

Sep 23 2002 5:04PM
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JATS101
Posts: 882 - Karma: 17
the new pocket rocket poles are real teck, they are like oval shaped instead of round and looks like they are mad out of some fiber carbon stuff. they are incrdibly light to, was thinking about picking a pair up.
Sep 23 2002 6:18PM
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