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Need something funny to make my next status on FB

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chill_davis
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HELP ME OUT
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Mr.Turtle
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threads
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GayWolf420
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"Little sister walked in on me jacking off. Asked her to finish me off. Pretty good night I must say."
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Dylan_
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what are you a 14 year old hormonal female ?
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
My hand is too fat to shove it into the Pringles can so I'm forced to tilt it.
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
just came out of the closet to my parents..what a night!
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deleted5
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decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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BigJew
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Believe it or not, when you hit puberty your hand won't fit either.
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chill_davis
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used that one already, some of these are comical, keep going.
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
Going to be a daddy!
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
that's such a funny joke.
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Rachy
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"I got this status from NS"
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131

you should make a status saying something that someone would say if you left your facebook open at their house to make it look like you have friends ? :D    <----- the smiley face makes it better

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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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Im so manly my sentences dont even have periods.
I bought a book called "Tiger's 18 favorite holes," I was dissapointed when I found out it was about golf.
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BigJew
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Sorry, I'm just bitter that my large hands have negatively impacted my pringle eating experience.
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chill_davis
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don't make it too gay
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
I forgot to take my phone when I went to poop and I was bored the entire time.

I'm trying to text at a red light but I keep getting all green.

I'm kind of hungry but my roommate has guests over so if I go into the kitchen and I have to introduce myself.
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Mr.DarthVader
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darn the tattoo on my gooch is starting to fade :(
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chill_davis
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THIS
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emilyiscool
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*tag friend*'s penis is a significant disapointment.
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Gameboy
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It's alright, let's go through this hard time together.
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J.M
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haha

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[evan]
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Holy fucking fuck. OP, your name is Will Basilicato isnt it.

Dude you're a fucking creep, you commented on like my friends pictures or something, shes in the 7th grade.
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chill_davis
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no im will Davis. how did you know my first name
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TACO-DOG.exe
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your'e in the 7th grade
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emilyiscool
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that would make him 12? hes 14 so hes probably a niner?
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J.M
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[evan]
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oh you're not weird at all

some dude named will b just made the exact tiger woods status somebody posted in here

nah im actually going into the 8th grade and im 13
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chill_davis
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irony
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poptarts4life
Posts: 376 - Karma: 12
"Like this status if you have a big dick"
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Cufe.
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Penis: the other white meat
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
aw snap king of the middle school!






















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BootySpunk.
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I fucking hate newschoolers now.
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emilyiscool
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if you hate it so much why are you here?
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Pam_Beasley.
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my brother left his fb open and i wrote: "My nipples are so hard right now they could cut diamonds."
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wait.what
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remove
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fought a renegade group of transient philipino hookers with a broken wiffle ball bat
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.Tom.
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"Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said,
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh iI, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been some kind of kiss
I should have walked away, I should have walked away"
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Cufe.
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DGski
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i've seen this on 2 of my friends statuses, its been used to many times
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BootySpunk.
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Because I have things besides NSG that I go on.
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b.dwyre
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Like this status and i'll guess how big your dick/tits are

unfortunately though, I know someone who actually made that status...
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TechnoPotamus
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"welp there goes my karma"
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chill_davis
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up
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541
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don't bump this thread let it die.
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Greenfield*
Posts: 467 - Karma: 19
FUCKING DYSON VACUMS THEY SUCK ASS
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.Tom.
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You do realise the song I'm talking about right? It was clearly a joke.
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ScotchWoodcock
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how about no?

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quaive
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IM GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
Best status ever. OMG THIS WORKS

1. Hold your breath

2. Die.
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