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Hippos pooping

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Peter.
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Aug 15 2011 10:18PM
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ECB
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l@@k @ it's dong
Aug 15 2011 10:20PM
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chuck_testa
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hahahahaha I don't even
Aug 15 2011 10:21PM
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Brian_Peppers
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Wat
Aug 15 2011 10:30PM
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wesley.
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I was watching a survival show on discovery like 5 minutes ago and they were talking about hippos pooping
Aug 15 2011 10:31PM
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PJS.
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thats gonna haunt me
Aug 15 2011 10:33PM
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Relish_man
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haha holy shit i was at the zoo earlier today and was watching a hippo take a dump (not exactly my prime intention at the time). but no. he couldnt simply take a dump; he had the urge to wag his tale at a high rate of speed effectively spraying his feces over a vast percentage of his enclosure, promptingly grossing me and my girlfriend the fuck out.


turns out they spread their shit to mark their territory when they're dominant males, fucking boss.



true story.
Aug 15 2011 10:42PM
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PJS.
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wonder why this never caught on with humans?
Aug 15 2011 10:44PM
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b.dwyre
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inb4 technopotamus

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Aug 15 2011 10:49PM
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Peter.
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hahaha that's where i got it from
Aug 15 2011 10:51PM
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Milksteak
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I love YouTube.
Aug 15 2011 10:53PM
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84891jnf92048
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT USES ITS TAIL AS A POOP FAN AND ITS DICK IS ALL CURLED UP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aug 15 2011 10:54PM
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SeanTom
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i clicked this thread, knowing it was about hippos. and pooping. so did 100 other people


<3 the internet
Aug 15 2011 11:08PM
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1337
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great thread
Aug 15 2011 11:13PM
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majora
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first page/claim this is legendary
Aug 15 2011 11:19PM
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TechnoPotamus
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lololololz you said DONG
Aug 15 2011 11:31PM
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Davy.Crockett
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this thread is sick
Aug 15 2011 11:35PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Aug 15 2011 11:35PM
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MN_Nice
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LOLOLOLOL SO DID YOU!
Aug 15 2011 11:43PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Aug 15 2011 11:48PM
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POW-WOW
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I just tried that, but I dont have a tail...
Aug 16 2011 12:12AM
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Wolffy
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dave canterberry and cody lundin <3
Aug 16 2011 12:53AM
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Benj.
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after watching that i went on youtube to watch related videos... am i normal ?
Aug 16 2011 12:59AM
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J.M
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only ECB

Aug 16 2011 1:27AM
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_DUSTY_
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I was at the zoo with my family a couple years ago and my little brother got hit by a hippo doing that. Funny shit.
Aug 16 2011 1:36AM
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.Midwest
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I can't take this PUN-ishment.
Aug 16 2011 1:41AM
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Jaimee.
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This really was a thread about hippos pooping.
Aug 16 2011 1:49AM
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O-A_s
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Once, when i was at the zoo, I saw a hippo pooping on a lady. No joke!
Aug 16 2011 2:33AM
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TobiasFunke
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...whoa
Aug 16 2011 2:35AM
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Relish_man
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how did this thread EVER fall into the 2nd page of NSG? BUMP
Aug 16 2011 1:19PM
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TechnoPotamus
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my bad man i was taking a dump and spraying it all over the bathroom so that bitches know i own that shit
Aug 16 2011 1:23PM
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infuser
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that video just made hippos so much less lame
Aug 16 2011 1:27PM
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Peter.
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people need to see this
Aug 16 2011 7:53PM
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the.cheat
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it has a weird looking dick.
Aug 16 2011 7:55PM
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smooter
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somewhat related
Aug 16 2011 7:58PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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That was a lot of poop.
Aug 16 2011 8:29PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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/Firstpageclaim
Aug 16 2011 8:35PM
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Mama.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWAT
Aug 16 2011 10:24PM
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Relish_man
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i somehow mysteriously always feel compelled to erase my history after every time i click on this thread...
Aug 16 2011 10:32PM
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Nathan_the_G
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my freinds dad went to a zoo and the hippo did that really fast and it sprayed poop all over everyone watching including him

Aug 16 2011 10:49PM
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-emile-
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solid thread
Aug 16 2011 10:56PM
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Anathema
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oh my lords.
Aug 16 2011 11:02PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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Haha the rhino pooping was funny
Aug 16 2011 11:11PM
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