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The 3 things men always do while pissing.

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The_Big_Tuna
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Alright I just kinda think that most guys do at least one of these while urinating. If you say you don't do any of them, you're lying. Here we go:

1. Piss on the shit stains.
2. Piss with the toilet seat down because you don't feel like putting it up.
3.(At night mostly) Piss on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise.




Aug 15 2011 8:50PM
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buddychaps
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i always try to angle my piss at the sides of the urinal so it doesn't splash back at me
Aug 16 2011 8:51PM
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84891jnf92048
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If i am in a bathroom alone, I stand as far away from the urinal as i can, trying to stay out of the splash zone. It's way easier with those full-length ones that go all the way to the ground.

It get's way awkward if someone else walks in though, because they either see you running at the wall while pissing in the urinal and strongly concentrating on not pissing everywhere, or you are standing at the urinal breathing heavily from the quick jump and adrenaline rush.
Aug 16 2011 8:53PM
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Blindsurfer
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I DO THIS TOO
Aug 17 2011 7:20AM
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.R-Lohin
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I like the stalls in some public restrooms that have the little bullseye targets in them, makes it a challenge.
Aug 17 2011 5:10PM
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