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The 3 things men always do while pissing.

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The_Big_Tuna
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Alright I just kinda think that most guys do at least one of these while urinating. If you say you don't do any of them, you're lying. Here we go:

1. Piss on the shit stains.
2. Piss with the toilet seat down because you don't feel like putting it up.
3.(At night mostly) Piss on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise.




Aug 15 2011 8:50PM
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Trollolo
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That

Need a 2nd flush half the time though.

Aug 15 2011 11:54PM
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SeanTom
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all three. as well as the superman and walllean pissing methods.
Aug 15 2011 11:55PM
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Petey_Wetey
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once i had just gotten off a waterslide and had to piss and i was already dripping water so i just didnt give a fuck and pissed my pants in watercountry in new hampshire. it was pretty cool.
Aug 15 2011 11:56PM
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Malcolm
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I usually create mini tornados then try and make it change directions. Unless there are shit stains, then I got work to do.
Aug 15 2011 11:59PM
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Petersaurusrex
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All 3.

To add to the list: sitting down to pee right when you wake up or in the middle of the night.
Aug 15 2011 11:59PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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pissing with the toilet seat down is not the hardest thing in the world.
Aug 16 2011 12:03AM
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Relish_man
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all 3 for sure , but especially the 3rd. i never felt comfortable with the thought of others hearing my piss directly hit the water, not too sure why
Aug 16 2011 12:06AM
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GayWolf420
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True. Also I don't wash my hands after I piss. Don't feel the need to, you know?
Aug 16 2011 12:07AM
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Petersaurusrex
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"Why didn't you wash your hands before you left the bathroom?"


"...because I don't piss on my hands?"
Aug 16 2011 12:09AM
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GayWolf420
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Exactly. You really don't need to unless your hands make full contact with your dick/balls/gooch (scratching mostly).
Aug 16 2011 12:22AM
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Petey_Wetey
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besides i wash my dick more than i wash my hands anyways, so if anything, id wash my dick after touching it with my hands
Aug 16 2011 12:23AM
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yojimbo
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what about farting? I find that 7 out of 10 pisses i take involve a nice toot
Aug 16 2011 12:46AM
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las.
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all 3. pretty gross sometimes getting a wiff of shit fumes when you blast the stains with piss though
Aug 16 2011 12:52AM
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las.
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im sorry, but ew. wash your hands scumbag, no one wants your dick germs spread everywhere
Aug 16 2011 12:53AM
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ORDEAL
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Wait what
Aug 16 2011 12:55AM
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las.
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sometimes its not just a stain, its a lil poop. and particles get released when it comes off. you know what im talkin about
Aug 16 2011 12:57AM
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ORDEAL
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No no no I must be colorblind or something
Aug 16 2011 12:58AM
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ski-swagga
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1 & 3, like most everyone else.
Aug 16 2011 1:08AM
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LittleFoot
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No I'm sorry but that never happens. You are either a 12 year old who pees sitting down all the time or a chick who wishes she has a penis.
Aug 16 2011 9:46AM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
i dont know how that makes sense, but ok
Aug 16 2011 10:45AM
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Cannaburner
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LOL #3 all the time

Aug 16 2011 10:47AM
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akarlsen
Posts: 523 - Karma: 144
i do 1 and 2, and if i really have to pee and someone is in the shower i run outside and do my work there.
Aug 16 2011 10:50AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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As an upstanding resident of Pennsylvania I take every opportunity I can to piss on Poison Ivy when I'm drinking in the woods.
Aug 16 2011 10:56AM
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[evan]
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When I'm at mcdonalds or a hotel or somewhere where i dont have to clean anything up, ill go into a stall and try to piss inside the toilet paper plastic box thingy.
Aug 16 2011 11:02AM
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whoa-dere
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you can too
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whenever i have to microwave something and have the urge to pee, i press start, run to the bathroom, pee, flush as fast as i can and run back to check the timer to see how i did. i usually get 21 seconds but if i commit i can do 19
Aug 16 2011 11:48AM
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ejm
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lol, this is exactly why I don't shit in public places
Aug 16 2011 11:50AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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thats genius
Aug 16 2011 12:01PM
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JayDope
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for some reason, i always spit in the urinal before i use it, and i never realized it, but then in my psych class one day my prof asked how many guys spit in the urinal before using it, i didnt raise my hadn but like the majority of guys did, and then the next time i took a piss, i realized i do it too....i got mindfucked
Aug 16 2011 12:38PM
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Funnel
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You're a fucking douche.
Aug 16 2011 1:24PM
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misskitteh
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The 3 things cats always do when pissing

1. Get kitty litter stuck to their behind
2. stare at you
3. only pee on one of your gloves
Aug 16 2011 1:30PM
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aflightlessbird
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you forgot the after pee shiver or shake.
Aug 16 2011 1:33PM
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lineskier10
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what the hell? what was his explanation for why guys spit in the urinal? and why the hell do you do it?
Aug 16 2011 1:34PM
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JayDope
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i have no idea, but apparently there have been studies on it, and the majority of males do it....i have no idea why i do it, and i catch myself now, and stop, i dnt even remember if i did it before he mentioned it in the class
Aug 16 2011 1:38PM
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SkierX
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1 and 3 regularily for me. We keep out toilet lids closed, so they both come up all the time if I'm pissing.

I also admit fully that I piss down the shower drain in the morning if I hop in the shower right after getting up.
Aug 16 2011 1:43PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
my dicks clean your's disgusting
Aug 16 2011 1:44PM
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k-rob
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all 3 for me
Aug 16 2011 1:57PM
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popNfresh44
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i only pee with the seat down in public washrooms, when it has the split in the center
Aug 16 2011 3:37PM
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BIGben*
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Not 2...
Aug 16 2011 3:41PM
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howlongcanausern
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lol
Aug 16 2011 3:43PM
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Travapple.
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Sometimes ill pass the bathroom on my way to go piss outside....
Aug 16 2011 3:46PM
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GayWolf420
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You're the biggest 13 year old asshole I know. Holy shit.
Aug 16 2011 4:05PM
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Dylan_
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guilty of all three.
Aug 16 2011 4:09PM
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Brantford.W
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a man never sits to piss you bitch
Aug 16 2011 4:10PM
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GayWolf420
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Aww boo hoo. Theres a lot more worse shit that can get on your hands other than "dick germs".
Aug 16 2011 4:15PM
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Brantford.W
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Ya like her BAGINA GERMS!!!
Aug 16 2011 4:18PM
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MNS
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guilty of all 3
Aug 16 2011 4:30PM
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Sam.Carson
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i put the seat up
Aug 16 2011 5:03PM
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ryantheconnolly
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such as actual shit, i only wash mine after pooping
Aug 16 2011 8:27PM
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ryantheconnolly
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just to clarify, i dont get poop on my hands but still
Aug 16 2011 8:28PM
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.Hugo.
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You're a fucking asshole.
Aug 16 2011 8:46PM
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