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The 3 things men always do while pissing.

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The_Big_Tuna
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Alright I just kinda think that most guys do at least one of these while urinating. If you say you don't do any of them, you're lying. Here we go:

1. Piss on the shit stains.
2. Piss with the toilet seat down because you don't feel like putting it up.
3.(At night mostly) Piss on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise.




Aug 15 2011 8:50PM
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ryantheconnolly
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i pee in the trashcan...
Aug 15 2011 8:51PM
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MFM
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pee in butts



shitty thread
Aug 15 2011 8:51PM
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KJMUNSO
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i do 3 all the time, sometimes number 1 and occasionally 2 but i think peeing on the seat is disgusting for everyone so
Aug 15 2011 8:52PM
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thebeesknees
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Guilty of all three.
Aug 15 2011 8:53PM
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chuck_testa
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Im guilty.
Aug 15 2011 8:55PM
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dreadyboy
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havent done #2 since I was like 6, the seats always down at home so kinda pointless to only put up the top one and not the bottom one.
Aug 15 2011 8:55PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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all except the third

the bad piss smell increases and gets more potent whenever i do that
Aug 15 2011 8:55PM
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1337
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1+3
Aug 15 2011 8:56PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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very interesting responses.

everyone's guilty.
Aug 15 2011 9:00PM
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.Hugo.
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1 and 3. I dont wanna have to sit in pee hen i have to shit
Aug 15 2011 9:02PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
1 and 3. Pissing on the seat is nasty, I clean the bathrooms at my house so I don't want to have to deal with that later
Aug 15 2011 9:12PM
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wintersway
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all of you have shitty aim if you piss on the seat when its down.

guilty of all three.
Aug 15 2011 9:18PM
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gotti
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Aug 15 2011 9:22PM
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gotti
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Aug 15 2011 9:24PM
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84891jnf92048
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accurate is this thread
Aug 15 2011 9:24PM
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RAWR.
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You caught me
Aug 15 2011 9:25PM
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ORDEAL
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boom
Aug 15 2011 9:25PM
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LAME.
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If im outside, i like to see how many times i can spin around while peeing.
Aug 15 2011 9:26PM
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.Hugo.
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I like to find somewhere to write my name
Aug 15 2011 9:27PM
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B-WASS
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2+3
Aug 15 2011 9:27PM
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zagfan5
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for some reason i never get shit stains on the bowl of my toilet at home. real talk. i seem to always do it tho when i shit in public restrooms with those toilets that are louder than a 747 taking off when you flush them. maybe different materials theyre made out of?
Aug 15 2011 9:29PM
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EC-Skier
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i like to find a small hole to piss into, and hope nothing lives in the hole
Aug 15 2011 9:32PM
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.AR6rider.
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Number 1 only for me.
Aug 15 2011 9:35PM
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jason...
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i do all 3 of those things, frequently.
Aug 15 2011 9:37PM
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S.C
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1+2 for sure
Aug 15 2011 9:45PM
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ThelastMelon
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guilty of 1+3+4

4= pissing with no hands

Aug 15 2011 9:45PM
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ryantheconnolly
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same. but i hope something does live in the hole
Aug 15 2011 9:58PM
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Blindsurfer
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spot on i do all those
Aug 15 2011 9:59PM
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yeahno
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i pee, then flush.


RACE AGAINST TIME.
Aug 15 2011 10:00PM
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Funnel
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Obviously one and three. Whenever I go to the bathroom at a fast food place and have a drink I'll just piss while sipping on my soda or some shit.
Aug 15 2011 10:01PM
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.spaghetticat.
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i do all three
and i lol'd

Aug 15 2011 10:01PM
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.Hugo.
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Would be epic to drown something with your pee
Aug 15 2011 10:01PM
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soulskier
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if you woke up in the middle of nowhere and had no recollection of the last 12 hours, you would know whether or not you've recently had coffee
Aug 15 2011 10:03PM
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collinder
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1 and 3
Aug 15 2011 10:04PM
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BROSEIDON
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Hahaha this, I always flush before I'm done and try to beat it.
Aug 15 2011 10:14PM
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daskis
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Ug, guys have it so much easier. I hate that you guys can just fucking go wherever you want and whenever.
Aug 15 2011 10:17PM
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.Hugo.
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So can you, just takes a little more skill and focus
Aug 15 2011 10:19PM
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-emile-
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you can too , its just not as conveniant and not very apealing
Aug 15 2011 10:20PM
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Peter.
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definitely three
Aug 15 2011 10:20PM
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Balzberg
Posts: 538 - Karma: 470
haha, so true, never thought about any of that
Aug 15 2011 10:21PM
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SkiThe603
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outside (at night)
Aug 15 2011 10:21PM
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daskis
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Well yes, but it's not exactly acceptable. Squating sucks.
Aug 15 2011 10:22PM
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Nathan_the_G
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hahaha +K i do all three
Aug 15 2011 11:13PM
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.Midwest
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I clean the bathrooms at my house. So I make a conscious effort to avoid #2 so I don't piss on the seat. Totally guilty of 1 and 3 though.
Aug 15 2011 11:15PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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lolz
Aug 15 2011 11:15PM
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crab_pretzel
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haha i do all three of those. quite consistantly. not 2 so much anymore tho
Aug 15 2011 11:28PM
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Davy.Crockett
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this
Aug 15 2011 11:36PM
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Blake.P
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Only 1 and 3. I don't want to piss on the seat and then sit in it when I take a shit
Aug 15 2011 11:38PM
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timmi
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No man, getting it in is easy, it's the splash back against the bottom of the seat and on to the top of it that makes the mess.
Aug 15 2011 11:41PM
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