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THE REAL JD MAY

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IPOT
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ITS THE REAL JD MAY ACCORDING TO CRYSTAL NEEDS A PARK CLICK HERE
I quote 'yeah, in my mind his name was Jack Daniels, he was 10 feet tall and strong as steel. he carried an axe in one hand and an entire encylopedia set in the other. He roamed the land with his books, his axe, and a pet kimodo dragon slaying blasphemy. but now he just looks like a canadian. my hopes and dreams have been dashed against the rocks. i no longer have will or reason to live. why asac, why?'

-Crystal Needs A PARK

The other pic is a fake

Aug 5 2004 3:05AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
I don't like to be overly skeptical but how can someone with but one post have the dilly on J.D. May?

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
Aug 5 2004 3:09AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
I think the real JD contains less of the paint airbrush tool and a bit more ruggedness... give him an Abe Lincoln hat and a huge beard and you might be getting closer.
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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.
I fucking LOVE the USA.
Aug 5 2004 3:11AM
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IPOT
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
well see this is my alt account im really JD may and i didnt want that fake pic goin out
Aug 5 2004 3:13AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
duuuuude..who acre eh?....he just some other vool guy on the forums, aight?

btw....im drunk...tonight was the ank diggitu....eh? iwanna move to whistler...cua hteat place is the shisznat....
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Aug 5 2004 3:13AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
the ank diggitu indeed
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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.
I fucking LOVE the USA.
Aug 5 2004 3:14AM
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IPOT
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
^dude you are soo rule id answer if i knew what the hell you were talkin bout...oh and the top hat abe lincoln style im gonna have to veto that one
Aug 5 2004 3:15AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
i actually just fell over laughing
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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.
I fucking LOVE the USA.
Aug 5 2004 3:17AM
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squeakywaffle
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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.
I fucking LOVE the USA.
Aug 5 2004 3:23AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Who wrote that? It's funny as hell.



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Aug 5 2004 3:27AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
wasn't me... i wish it had been though hahaha

there's more here: http://douglas.min.net/essay/
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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.
I fucking LOVE the USA.
Aug 5 2004 3:29AM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
in the picture it didnt dipict his 30 inch bicepts that had been totally tatued with mathmatics and the alphebet.
C-Man
Aug 5 2004 8:08AM
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M+M
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we had to do stuff on walt whitmen it was boring as hell that guys a stupid fuck that stories so ffucking funny



*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead



quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
Aug 5 2004 8:23AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
Uh...ok... what the hell? Who are you? Just some random nutjob, or...

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 5 2004 11:12AM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
thats the funniest story hahahahahaha

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
Aug 5 2004 12:42PM
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SnowCoast
Posts: 1991 - Karma: 14
'So he went to Tiananmen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them'

Absolutely priceless.
Aug 5 2004 1:40PM
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General_Shredgnar
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that story is ausome
C-Man
Aug 5 2004 4:45PM
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skiierman
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gothcakes hahahahhaha



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 5 2004 7:29PM
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J.D.
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Pfff... I don't wear plaid. Oh yeah, remember how everyone was saying my last pic looked really emo? Well I found one that's even emo-er.

The emo... it disgusts me... make it stop

Fortunately, it has stopped, since I got a haircut a couple days ago.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 5 2004 7:37PM
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skiierman
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^ whoa dude you look like one of those dudes who are all chill about everything and like 'i dont care'



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 5 2004 7:39PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahaha that story is great
Aug 5 2004 7:44PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
http://www.dobi.nu/emo/
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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.
I fucking LOVE the USA.
Aug 5 2004 7:48PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
^Ok, I didn't fit that description at all, even in that picture.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Aug 5 2004 7:50PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
yeah i know, you aren't nearly as emo as you could be.

I do that with my hair too... I just let it grow until I feel like cutting it
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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.
I fucking LOVE the USA.
Aug 5 2004 8:02PM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
that kid didn't look like any 'emo' kid i've met.

he looked like some dirt bag from blink 182 or new found glory.
Aug 5 2004 8:04PM
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freeskiing04
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man, jd faces to your name... that's great! plus really funny sttory props to petie
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Aug 5 2004 8:46PM
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IPOT
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Im only here for the beer
Aug 6 2004 4:31AM
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hendrik.
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diamonds: she pretty much has to.
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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
i swear to drunk im not god.
Aug 6 2004 4:49AM
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cobalt
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ahahaha!^ i love that.
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Aug 6 2004 7:19AM
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