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2011-2012 English Premier League

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fujarome
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It would seem that there's enough support on here to have a thread devoted to it. The annual Champions league thread does well enough, so why not?


So far today...


Liverpool 1
Sunderland 1

Blackburn 1
Wolves 2

Fulham 0
Aston Villa 0

QPR-0
Bolton 4

Wigan 1
Norwich 1


And the Arsenal takes on Newcastle in 20 minutes.


I absolutely love the first day of the season...a clean slate for everyone.
Aug 13 2011 12:11PM
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bakedpow
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Definitely wanna get a podolski jersey. stoked they got him.
Apr 30 2012 5:40PM
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fujarome
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I'm up between a koscielny and podolski jersey.

I've had terrible luck the last few years with jerseys. Had nasri, vermaelen, and wilshere....nasri broke his leg the next day, and the other 2 missed entire seasons.

oh well.


Contrary to the hype, man utd vs man city was pretty boring. Funny to see fergie all up in arms though.
Apr 30 2012 7:21PM
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PacificRimJob
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Newcastle flat out need to take 4 points from the next two games if they want any chance at the CL.

...against Man City and Chelsea? fuck.. haha
Apr 30 2012 9:55PM
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fujarome
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you can't have been a tottenham fan if you didn't expect this right from the start.


on that note, i could have sworn you used to be an Arsenal fan a few years ago. Weren't you the one with some relative or something who was briefly in the youth system or had a trail with the,?


Looking for a nufc-cfc draw, and a bolton win today.


The plus side of a newcastle win however is that it would effectively kill their hopes of a top 4 finish.

Using the BBC sport EPL predictor i got a final table of:

1. Man City 89pts (win on GD)
2. Man Utd 89pts
3. Arsenal 72pts
4. Tottenham 68pts
5. Newcastle 66pts
6. Chelsea 65pts


If there was ever going to be a team that gets robbed of their hard fought Champions league spot, it would be tottenham. Even as an arsenal fan, i have to admit...the scum have shit luck.
May 2 2012 10:24AM
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H8CH
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COME ON NEWCASTLE....

No more fucking about... get at these "small town in Fulham" clowns....

John Terry is about as disgusting a human being as one will find anywhere on the planet.... I hope we tear him a new one.

He deserves everything he's got coming to him...

(p.s.... please don't lose..... haha)

May 2 2012 10:25AM
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fujarome
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meant it would kill chelsea's hopes. Worded it very confusingly.
May 2 2012 10:32AM
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*SNO*
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Semi claim here.

A kid that I go to school with's sister dated Jermaine Defoe for a couple years, the she took him to court or something.
May 2 2012 11:48AM
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PacificRimJob
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I'd honestly take a draw at this point. Just to give some crazy hope we'd beat Man City.


...Final two fixtures are stupid though. da fuck's with these matchups.
May 2 2012 12:31PM
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WytePwrRnger007
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Holy shitttt Cisse what a fuckin goal
May 2 2012 4:38PM
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shibby
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Both those goals were just fucky. Fair play to Newcastle. Too bad for you we'll get in via winning the CL.
May 2 2012 4:43PM
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shibby
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Actually, Spuds will nick 4th with the run ins. Tonight was their night to choke but they smashed Bolton.
May 2 2012 4:47PM
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H8CH
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Greatest goal i've ever seen.... Cech watched that for 40 yards.... couldn't do fuck all...

Outrageous.... and his first goal was immense too!

We totally outplayed Chelsea in First half and second until Tiote went off... then it was backs to the wall.... but then out of nowhere, Cisse does that!!

Even Drogba went up to Pardew and asked how did he do that?!

Most insane goal i've ever seen... goal of the season easily... fuck Crouch....

Oh and Chelsea winning the Champions league? against Bayern at home, without a midfield.... good luck with that.... haha
May 2 2012 4:51PM
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PacificRimJob
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THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED!!!! First time I've ever even been given the chance to see Newcastle over Chelsea... away... Fucking amazing, Cisse. Class, Class.

fifth place just about guaranteed! Means we don't have to go through the 3rd qualifying round, we go straight to the playoff round of Europa...

Tottenham smashes Bolton in Return, so Villa and/or Fulham will have to draw/beat them in the remaining matches and Newcastle will need to probably win out to finish in 4th.. but this kinda monkey business is amazing.

This win just shows yet again, that the Toon aren't fucking around! Dream season!
May 2 2012 4:53PM
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PacificRimJob
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Seriously...

Chelsea's CL hopes for next year really just went pear shaped.
May 2 2012 5:04PM
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PacificRimJob
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May 2 2012 5:09PM
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shibby
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Lol? We only have to win one game. Bayern has no defence. Each club will have 17500 fans there.

May 2 2012 5:12PM
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PacificRimJob
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..Chelsea's about to be smashed. Face it.
May 2 2012 5:14PM
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shibby
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Don't see why you care, finishing 5th you won't have any stake in it. Enjoy your victory though, 2 freak goals against the run of play against a club who's had their worst season in recent memory and fielded their reserve side.

May 2 2012 5:21PM
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PacificRimJob
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Two more matches after this? I'd say we have at least as much chance as your reserve side beating Bayern.
May 2 2012 5:22PM
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Jaggy_Snake
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Damm you Sean! I was going to post the Youtube version, but you got a gif of it.

FA would've got it taken down eventually anyway.

BUT. WHAT A GOAL!!!
May 2 2012 5:22PM
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PacificRimJob
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How I imagine (HOPE) his Nazi Killing duties went..

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May 2 2012 5:50PM
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PJS.
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liverpool v chelsea on saturday. lets go
May 3 2012 10:48PM
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H8CH
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here we go then....

The beginning of the end of the best prem league season in years...

at both ends of the table... very nervous watching the toon v city game...

I'd take a draw... if by some miracle we win, 3rd beckons... and nobody can argue we wouldn't of deserved to be there...
May 6 2012 9:00AM
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PacificRimJob
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My god could this be fucking insanity if somehow we get a 2nd half goal and hold out.

But again. A draw would be more than enough for me at this point to keep faith.
May 6 2012 9:32AM
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PacificRimJob
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faaaaack...
May 6 2012 10:01AM
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.Roockley.
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GET IN CITY

yaya just won them the league

(scum may concede another now with more strikers on by being caught on the break)
May 6 2012 10:05AM
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PacificRimJob
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Meanwhile scumderland's blowing out another one haaa.

What with Villa having scored and possibly holding out, a loss isn't so bad here eh?
May 6 2012 10:11AM
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PacificRimJob
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Oh fuck.. this match should be 0-3.

How City didn't score there is bloody ridiculous. Toure froze, Krul denied.
May 6 2012 10:15AM
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.Roockley.
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everton away last game, i think you'll struggle

sunderland have nothing to play for
May 6 2012 10:16AM
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PacificRimJob
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Ameobi's equalizer was blocked by Richards, and the counterattack, Toure puts one back in.

Congrats, Man City. Well done.
May 6 2012 10:19AM
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PacificRimJob
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Oh for fucks sake, Villa... you let 10 men score. Put another one back in or else, ya useless midlands cunts...
May 6 2012 10:27AM
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shibby
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DROGBA the god of Wembley.
May 6 2012 11:10AM
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.Roockley.
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hahaha
May 7 2012 3:50PM
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fujarome
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hahaha best animal invader ever. The highbury squirrel was fun, and the anfield cat was good, but come on, a chicken? Fantastic.
May 7 2012 4:02PM
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trashmasterT
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Newcastles homo, im sure Bayern is a hell of a lot easier than Barca was
May 12 2012 12:34PM
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arandomname
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No it won't be because I'm sure they won't play the terrible soccer they played against Barcelona.  They're going to be in Munich, against Bayern Munich, and they're probably going to try to play the way they normally play, not with 10 defenders.  While they're trying to play real soccer, Bayern will beat them, because they are the better team in their home city.
May 12 2012 12:48PM
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Fun_dip
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Please QPR get a draw with City somehow.
May 12 2012 3:51PM
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cheener12
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City or United? I'm thinking city purely because they're playing qpr.
May 13 2012 10:00AM
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alztar
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Come on city! If results go my way I'm on for a £120 win
May 13 2012 10:06AM
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fitzcarraldo
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QPR fan for the day! United top as we speak. C'mon!
May 13 2012 10:38AM
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fitzcarraldo
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Noooooooooo! Pablo Zabaletta. Fucksake!
May 13 2012 10:41AM
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fujarome
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Props to the red sox for having the arsenal match on at fenway. Makes my early work better
May 13 2012 10:53AM
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fitzcarraldo
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Get in Djibril Cisse! Come on QPR!
May 13 2012 11:09AM
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cheener12
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City QPR tied up!
May 13 2012 11:09AM
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Orrin
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QPR ARE WINNING FUCK YEAH. United going up as it stands. DRAMA OVERLOAD
May 13 2012 11:37AM
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cheener12
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 3 2 MAN CITY
May 13 2012 11:55AM
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will-g
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Man City! craziest finish ive ever seen!
May 13 2012 11:59AM
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Steezy_P
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I don't know what to say right now, just in disbelief. As a huge Man Utd fan I can't really let this down at all, but on the other side I feel ok. Man City hasn't won in 40+ years and that was one hell of a finish! Bravo!
May 13 2012 12:00PM
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*SNO*
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Woooooo! 3rd place!
May 13 2012 12:01PM
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Orrin
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FUCK THIS FUCKING STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(((((((((((((((((((
May 13 2012 12:06PM
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