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My accidental OD

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StreetsOfRage
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Okay so me and my buddy where working out at the local gym. I find a mint can and think hey some mints ima eat them all. Which I did. And about 5 minutes later I feel super high. So I get in my car and start heading home to see what's going on. My friend tells me I was staring at the gauges and going about 10 miles an hour then I nail a curb. Fucking up my 745li. But I get home and tell my parents and my dad goes back to the gym and finds a crumpled up prescription label it was anti seizure medicine. So I'm at home super high on like 20 anti seizure pills. And in trying to run around and shit. And this is 4 hours before my flight to Hawaii. Well when I wake up I run to the bathroom puking. And while at the airport I'm puking my guts out. The high lasted for like a day and a half I don't remember shit like I only remember small parts of it. My parents and friend had to fill me in. But I was really fucked up. So after my high I googled what happened and it said most people who take that amount of anti seizure medicine died. To say the least it was not my favorite high trip ever. On other note NS Mobile needs an "create a thread" link. Also sorry about grammar I am on my phone. Anyone else have random accidental ODs?
Aug 13 2011 8:09AM
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the.cheat
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i ate a tin of 75 altoids because they told me i wouldn't.
Aug 13 2011 6:13PM
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inactive
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were they seroquel's?
Aug 13 2011 10:46PM
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theabortionator
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Lol, now your suggesting he mixed his pills with mints.


oh word, I got my seizure meds in me this time. Aw fuck i got the breath mints, well at least i smell minty fresh when i have a seizure.


This story is either nans or the dumbest string of events I've heard in a while.
Aug 13 2011 11:09PM
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theabortionator
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This seems like a matter of natural selection at work. Somehow you got incredibly lucky but the universe will claim you eventually

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I think it's really more of a matter of

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Come up with a better story next time
Aug 13 2011 11:20PM
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wait.what
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Aug 13 2011 11:21PM
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wait.what
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Aug 13 2011 11:21PM
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Dyar
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I used to be on meds for epilepsy and the meds I was on definitely did not make me high... though I didn't take  20 at a time haha.  Also  since you thought they were  mints didn't you suck on them or chew them or somehow taste them and realize they didn't taste minty?? 

Natural selection.

Aug 13 2011 11:26PM
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Chompo.
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very skeptical.... and did anyone else pick up the bmw claim? Im calling bull shit
Aug 13 2011 11:28PM
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theabortionator
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The whole story's bullshit. That's just another piece.


I feel like if nothing was said on the first page this would have gone 4 pages of

"holy fuck bro + vibes, that shit is scary. glad you're okay"

Aug 13 2011 11:31PM
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StreetsOfRage
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to everyone who dont believe me. go ahead i dont need to prove it too ns. i just wanted to tell my story and see if anyone else had similar experiences. the 745li is a 2001 and WAS my moms untill she got an E class Mercedes. and she tried to sell it but no one was intrested in buying. thanks to everyone else who believes me.
Aug 13 2011 11:44PM
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Yinzer
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alot of bull shit on here tonight
Aug 13 2011 11:48PM
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theabortionator
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Aug 14 2011 12:02AM
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Aug 14 2011 12:04AM
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zues
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this one time i smoked 2 joints back to back and i almost OD'd
Aug 14 2011 12:04AM
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StreetsOfRage
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you cant OD on weed!?
Aug 14 2011 12:07AM
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.Midwest
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I think you might have to be a little baked beforehand to think eating random pills is a good idea.
Aug 14 2011 12:09AM
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StreetsOfRage
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i smoked probablly 5 hours before this.
Aug 14 2011 12:13AM
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207
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someones meter is broken...
Aug 14 2011 12:16AM
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zues
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lol yup
Aug 14 2011 12:26AM
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Brock.
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Why would you just eat random mints that you happen to find anyways? I have not had one medication that ever tasted like mint either...
Aug 14 2011 12:58AM
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snowbombz
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at least you learned something...
Aug 14 2011 1:15AM
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Peter.
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this is one of the dumbest stories ever
Aug 14 2011 1:50AM
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Scott29~
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if you ODed you should be dead. please rectify this by killing yourself you worthless fuck~
Aug 14 2011 4:24AM
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Sky.
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Oh MEEER... K-Pins taste like sugar u can chew that shit no problem along wit OP (unabusable OC)

Suboxin tastes like straight sugar and oranges.

Have you taken every Script created...no STFU
Aug 14 2011 12:08PM
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[evan]
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Chandler, you're really really stupid. That being said, nice execution.
Aug 14 2011 12:32PM
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misskitteh
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What a silly thing to do? I mean I'll eat and attack tiny bits of string but I wouldn't go eating mints.
They were prob in the mint jar because the person was embarrassed of taking them or sick of people judging the person
Aug 14 2011 2:08PM
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PopsicleStand
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A new alias is born.

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Aug 14 2011 2:12PM
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ski.the.yeast
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This guy partys hard
Aug 14 2011 3:31PM
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theabortionator
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Overdose doesn't mean death.


And OP's story is obvious troof
Aug 14 2011 3:39PM
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lands11
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I don't believe you
Aug 14 2011 3:52PM
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StreetsOfRage
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evan stfu. that being said....
Aug 15 2011 7:20AM
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wait.what
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Go to bed? /nohate
Aug 15 2011 1:18PM
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tuna.
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Aug 15 2011 1:25PM
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deleted5
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i wish you did die because you should never have children. you learn when your fucking 4 you dont eat thing you find off the floor.
Aug 15 2011 1:32PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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this thread is hilarious
Aug 15 2011 2:01PM
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[evan]
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JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID NO HATE DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU ANT!11!!!!!

No I'm just kidding i dont give a fuck, chandler you're a dumbass i hope you die soon from the afteraffects of the drugs
Aug 15 2011 2:04PM
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theabortionator
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To prove that this actually happened, I say you replicate it. Need a witness to prove you're eating potentially deadly pharmies. Video tape the whole thing so we can all laugh at the aftermath
Aug 15 2011 3:45PM
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MrPantyDropper
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Youre that stupid and your parents really bought you a 745li?

You are one spoiled little bitch. Why would you even take all the "mints" in the first place...thats just a douchebag 13 year olds move. But youre probably 17 and get everything you want from mommy and daddy.
Aug 15 2011 3:50PM
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.AR6rider.
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This thread is complete bullshit. Try harder next time.
Aug 15 2011 3:53PM
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theabortionator
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Unfortunately it's working though. The level of newschoolers comprehension is pretty low these days.


This could have easily been a 4 page thread of "+ vibes man that's crazy, props on not dying dude"


I still want to see OP try to complete the task for realz on film
Aug 15 2011 4:05PM
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Crack.
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hahahahaha well this explains it
Aug 15 2011 4:25PM
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riddsicle
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hahaha this thread is so entertaining
Aug 15 2011 4:51PM
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StreetsOfRage
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Why you so rude? We had some great times on fb!! Come on evan. And no I will not recreate this.
Aug 15 2011 7:25PM
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theabortionator
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DO IT! YOU WONT!
Aug 16 2011 5:46AM
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Mr.Turtle
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i always buy 2 packs of them because i usually end up pouring the entire first pack into my mouth at once
god i want orange tic tacs now
Aug 16 2011 6:08AM
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B.Aussie
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You do realise even if you ate 20 mints that normal mints act as a laxative when you eat a lot.... Just saying..
Aug 16 2011 7:37AM
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theabortionator
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Boom. Proof that op shits his pants on the regular.
Aug 16 2011 5:39PM
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theabortionator
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OMG! That's fucking nuts.




+ vibes man. Glad you're okay. Be careful
Aug 16 2011 5:40PM
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Huck_Norris
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Am I really the only person to ask why the fuck you didn't notice even 20 mints deep that they all tasted like a lab rat's asshole and NOT A FUCKING MINT?

Dude. Are you full of shit or just a retard? I honestly can't tell.
Aug 16 2011 5:44PM
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Huck_Norris
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oops yeah, I guess I wasn't.

oh, and they don't make pills that taste like mints. Unpossible. Maybe you're just allergic to wintergreen or something?
Aug 16 2011 5:46PM
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