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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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JIBpsy^^
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I amfrisky off 2 40s and couple shots  ghetto mcikeys swag

Oct 15 2011 1:49AM
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TTSwitchrider674
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SSSSSSSSSSSSWag
Oct 15 2011 2:13AM
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CMYK
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sup
Oct 15 2011 2:22AM
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TTSwitchrider674
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drunk boiiiiiiiiii wat chu no
Oct 15 2011 2:26AM
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CMYK
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hahha word man
Oct 15 2011 2:27AM
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PON3
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exactly the same here! I am twisted
Oct 15 2011 2:58AM
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Lemuel
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How am I awake right now with a hangover that isn't that bad? I also coulda won some Klint skis at the levelbi9 premier at UVM last night, but I got the yelled ats for having a beer in my hand when I went up front :(
Oct 15 2011 7:59AM
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PON3
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Thats shity :( and I just woke up from last night and I had to read that with one eye closed because I am still drunk.
Oct 15 2011 10:23AM
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danbrown
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hahahahhah sickkk brooo
Oct 15 2011 11:11AM
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ThaLorax
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Don't be jealous you have no time to get drunk anymore.
Oct 15 2011 2:19PM
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danbrown
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haha i have all the time in the world. it's just generally not worth sitting at my desk for 8 hours taking gear questions hungover out of my mind
Oct 15 2011 2:28PM
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Jane6
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balto, stop being a douche and.judt show me your penissss
Oct 15 2011 9:00PM
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Jane6
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nou
Oct 15 2011 9:03PM
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Deluge
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Hahaha and jaimee
Oct 15 2011 11:05PM
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coldcuts69
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why the fck do you post in all caps
Oct 15 2011 11:29PM
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coldcuts69
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^ fuck, haha i cant spell very well
Oct 15 2011 11:30PM
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omulligan
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APPLE PIE!!!!
Oct 15 2011 11:34PM
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Lavieille
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cookies and cream ice cream with chocolate sprinkles
Oct 16 2011 12:10AM
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Blake.P
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Ah I'm so fuxkin happy and ski season is coming up and I have trips for this year and fuck Yeahh!!!!
Oct 16 2011 12:48AM
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DW.
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FUCKIN FINALLY!

Visiting my bro at queens, always wanted to contribute.

Flip the cup champ.
Oct 16 2011 1:22AM
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division.bell
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Yup, I'm am drunk. Lotsmore to come. Stay tunedand drink up!
Oct 16 2011 1:39AM
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DW.
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FUCKIN FINALLY!

Visiting my bro at queens, always wanted to contribute.

Flip the cup champ.
Oct 16 2011 1:40AM
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Gnarwall
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too mych pre funk not enough hitting on chicks. fucking shit.
Oct 16 2011 5:10AM
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ThaLorax
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Going to the bars on an empty stomach is always a good life choice.
Oct 16 2011 11:31PM
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soulskier
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drunk thread, population: Jim
Oct 19 2011 7:12PM
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LAME.
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YOOOO WHOOS CHEECCHIN IT? Fuck school burn that place down.
Oct 21 2011 1:01AM
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errrka
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Why did I make my password so complocated..... it took me 3 times to log in
Oct 21 2011 1:18AM
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Piste.Off
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M drunk in the theater and paranormal
Oct 21 2011 1:35AM
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Piste.Off
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Activity starts in 39
Oct 21 2011 1:36AM
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WorthDaMoney
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jesus, this is the thread i was looking for. i am really surprised i can write this right now. laced? naw jk. but really?? nein !? shit that was from a different part of the night.

new paraGRAPH ! so, yknow to whoever cares, i went for a fun little, wait im going to say wittle cause thats what i wanted to say. shit. so i went for a wittle fun with my sober friend in his blazer, when on a soaked old skinny dirt road, that was fucking awesome. gapped a rooad too. Boxxy ! i see youre on tonight and elgato. but ive heard some STUFF about you and i think i should leave it at that (l l b i n . i took out every second letter in that to code it ;) and there is a missing space. double tripple that word jaaa.

final paragraPH, time to actu... wow just had to put in a pizza. but there was a pan in the oven so it was hot and i had to carefully remove it . safely. now im jamming with some pretty chill people.

fuck .. uh CONCLUSION?? ya i think sao . this paragraph stucture is horrid. and even i know that . and i know that i know that. i got that. uh. ski compe saturday and same with a midterm. im as fucking stressed as a middle eastern teenager not knowing who his parents have arrange the wedding with. wow that was probably a super bad metaphore. i could say something abou tthat but ill stop.but sick medaphores papa lanks in that chemickals in my butt.
Oct 21 2011 3:52AM
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.AR6rider.
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I may or may not have partaken in some alcoholic beverages tonight.
Oct 21 2011 4:00AM
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ThaLorax
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I may or may not have sat by myself outside in 40 degree weather trying to watch shooting stars by myself after giving a kid shit for not having seen a shooting star in his life.


But seriously, if any of you are up beore dawn, there's supposed to be 20-30 shooting stars per hour tonight. It's called he Oronoids. too fucking tired to keep staring at nothing without hawkwardly falling asleep in a public field.....
Oct 21 2011 5:03AM
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FLBP
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drunken drama.. never a good thing to mediate when you're more smashed than the parties involved.. thirty thursday 4 lyfe.
Oct 21 2011 5:11AM
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GayWolf420
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KindA drunk playing pong with my fAm fuck yeh
Oct 22 2011 12:15AM
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PON3
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not as drunk as I wish I was, and going crazy over girls right now, should be a fun night!
Oct 22 2011 12:17AM
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division.bell
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6 hours in and going strong. The walk down the pitch black street was fucking awesome...commence drinking!
Oct 22 2011 12:42AM
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ThaLorax
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oh damn, i never thought of that. i should get my dad to play with me next time i'm home. he'd think it's hilarious.
Oct 22 2011 12:51AM
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GayWolf420
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My mom fucking kills it.
Oct 22 2011 12:55AM
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alexat955
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Brought a Brazilian girl home last night and I just woke up and she's gone and I'm still drunk
Oct 22 2011 11:02AM
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Buzzell
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Unreal Mich state ending. Whattht? Hows your hail mary?
Oct 22 2011 11:41PM
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rockyhockey11187
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Oct 22 2011 11:45PM
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PON3
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Why am I such a pussy with girls? like I get them to talk but I can never seal the deal....fuck me!!!!!!!
Oct 23 2011 3:19AM
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alexat955
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Jäger bombs
Oct 23 2011 3:26PM
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TTSwitchrider674
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Man up and take chances, its scary but if you do it, it might go well, but if you crash and burn, then on to the next, first talking to a girl is the hardest part, and since u got that part down, itll be easy for youu, there are millions of girls in the world. dont stress it
Oct 23 2011 7:01PM
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PON3
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Yea it just sucked cuz I was talking to three girls at the same time at the party and was feeling it, I was just being my usual drunk self and talked for too long and forgot to close out, and only got one number. Oh well still have 2 years left in college.
/firstworldproblemsrant
Oct 23 2011 7:36PM
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TTSwitchrider674
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haaaa focus ur energy into one girl instead of three per party and ur chances should infinetly improve, i guerentee it, or just get said 3 girls way more drunk and then orgy??
Oct 23 2011 7:39PM
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PON3
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Thats so crazy it might work!!!
Oct 23 2011 8:26PM
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Shamoo-H
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I'm Drunk
Oct 23 2011 9:03PM
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TTSwitchrider674
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heellll the drunker im getting, the better that idea is sounding to me
Oct 23 2011 11:35PM
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alexat955
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Sunday funday at KA! Yeahhhhhhhh
Oct 24 2011 3:46AM
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