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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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daannnnieel
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roddy116I wasn’t a parrot, but I won’t get on cuz they live for too long, and I’m not one to give away a oet, ride or die. Rush bitxh


I couldn't imagine taking care of a bird for 20+ years but I could totally get down with a tortoise.
Jan 10 2021 2:28AM
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Kassadi
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Drinking is bad guys. Don't drink.
Jan 10 2021 9:53AM
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Butterytips69
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Welp here I am at 2:00 on a Monday. 8.2% tall boys that taste like water fuck you up quicker than expected. Now it's time for some vodka + Moxie
Feb 15 2021 2:06PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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thank you High west for getting me super fucked up tonight. When I got this fucked up I used to just text my ex but I'm past that now. Is this progress? Do I still worry that'll be the closest I am to any partner? Absofuckinglutely. Whatever, I'm drunk, life could be a lot worse. Time to get more fucked up. Soon ski season will be here and I can put that band aid over the rest of my life.
Oct 19 2021 2:30AM
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theabortionator
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BigPurpleSkiSuitthank you High west for getting me super fucked up tonight. When I got this fucked up I used to just text my ex but I'm past that now. Is this progress? Do I still worry that'll be the closest I am to any partner? Absofuckinglutely. Whatever, I'm drunk, life could be a lot worse. Time to get more fucked up. Soon ski season will be here and I can put that band aid over the rest of my life.


I remember my first beer!!!!!
Actually I don't even know if I do. Just hassling you on the bump.


Winter is coming!
Oct 19 2021 2:36AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I love you too
theabortionatorI remember my first beer!!!!!
Actually I don't even know if I do. Just hassling you on the bump.


Winter is coming!
Oct 19 2021 2:39AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Getting drunk in Woods Hole and doing fun stuff remembering my childhood
Aug 14 2022 9:52PM
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theabortionator
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I blacked out or at least browned out last night at thw summit. Lack of food and 9 percent beers. Good times. Also was tripping.

Not bad but i fell getting into the gondola going down at night lol
Aug 15 2022 12:35AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Nov 20 2022 7:12PM
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GayWolf420
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T


Bro why'd you blur my face out. We had such a good time and we even kissed each other before bed.
Nov 20 2022 8:24PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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DeebieSkeebiesBro why'd you blur my face out. We had such a good time and we even kissed each other before bed.


don't tell Dad
Nov 20 2022 8:30PM
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GayWolf420
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Sometimes I like to crank some beers and listen to Mexican Party Music playlists on Spotify.
Nov 21 2022 1:33AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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watching this dude's reaction to big iron:

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1090241/WHAT-A-STORY-----Big-Iron---Marty-Robbins--Reaction-
Mar 27 2024 1:16AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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We back up in this bitch
Aug 25 2024 4:07AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Ayo if I post 3 times does it come to thread?
Aug 25 2024 4:09AM
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