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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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ahshit
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Drank a 12 of michelob ultra lime infusions, and a six of buffalo gold's

Buffalo gold's dank idk if I'm drunk but I'm drunk
Oct 12 2019 11:51PM
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holytoast
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ahshitDrank a 12 of michelob ultra lime infusions, and a six of buffalo gold's

Buffalo gold's dank idk if I'm drunk but I'm drunk


thats good work right there
Oct 13 2019 5:10PM
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Pigeon.
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ahshitidk if I'm drunk but I'm drunk


this would be a dope knuckle tattoo
Oct 13 2019 8:10PM
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theabortionator
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Sluggin down long island iced teas and beers at 10am at the airport. I don't have a problem you have a problem :)
Been up since 430am yeatersay on public transport and airports and haven't slept so fuck it.
Oct 16 2019 1:18PM
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theabortionator
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theabortionatoryeatersay


Woah. On the plus I actually slept theough most of both my remaining flights. Downside I've been a little sick, and sleeping through the decent into Chicago rocked my ears a bit.

Stoked that I was so tired I actually fell asleep at 1030 when I got to my sisters house and woke up at 6. So I'm pretty much back on normal people schedule and off to a good start ditching the time difference.
Oct 17 2019 8:25AM
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Liam_j10
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theabortionatorWoah. On the plus I actually slept theough most of both my remaining flights. Downside I've been a little sick, and sleeping through the decent into Chicago rocked my ears a bit.

Stoked that I was so tired I actually fell asleep at 1030 when I got to my sisters house and woke up at 6. So I'm pretty much back on normal people schedule and off to a good start ditching the time difference.


Damn. Perfect execution
Oct 17 2019 4:01PM
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ahshit
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holytoastthats good work right there


got banned same night :)
Oct 18 2019 11:53AM
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d00d
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my cat is hanging in the jackets
Oct 24 2019 1:42AM
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Huck.Fin
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**This post was edited on Nov 3rd 2019 at 11:48:46am
Oct 26 2019 3:45AM
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GayWolf420
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Haven't drank all summer really; Got a sixer of some 6% IPAs (yay utah sells real beer now) and got tuned the fuck up last night and still feeling it at 7:17pm
Nov 2 2019 9:17PM
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270on420out
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Im at a party and I’m having more fun browsing this site. My dopamine receptors are so fucking ruined
Nov 3 2019 1:11AM
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WoFIowz
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Went to a wedding last night. Got way too drunk. Then drank more. Tried to break dance- crushed my ring finger. Ate an entire bag of pickle lays, so now my lips are raw. And I might be a father in 9 months 😮. Pretty sure I'm still drunk too. I'm "never" drinking again...
Nov 3 2019 9:48AM
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.frenchy
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white claw drunk for the CMAs
Nov 13 2019 6:50PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Goddamn why am I so fucking stuck on my goddamn ex.
Nov 16 2019 2:39AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Why did this thread take forever to find
Dec 21 2019 1:21AM
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ModMommy
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Meep
Dec 21 2019 1:25AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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You you right
The referenced post has been removed.
Dec 21 2019 1:41AM
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GayWolf420
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idk where the "im blazed" thread is so ill just post here instead. whats up, lads
Dec 21 2019 7:45PM
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BedBugDoug
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DeebieSkeebiesidk where the "im blazed" thread is so ill just post here instead. whats up, lads

Put fast food in your next white elephant gift exchange
Dec 22 2019 6:16AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
BigPurpleSkiSuitGoddamn why am I so fucking stuck on my goddamn ex.


See another girl and remove everything you know of your ex all items etc. in 6 months you’ll be good
Dec 22 2019 7:26AM
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theabortionator
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DeebieSkeebiesidk where the "im blazed" thread is so ill just post here instead. whats up, lads

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/750775/The-Official--I-m-High--Thread



Also im hungover
Dec 22 2019 11:58AM
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ModMommy
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i'm absoultly shitfaced and had a gr8 date
Jan 4 2020 4:18AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Wow I've been drunk all day
Jan 5 2020 12:00AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Jan 19 2020 1:34AM
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PeppermillReno
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I haven’t drank since Thursday and I still feel fucked up from my Tues-Thurs Stowe bender. God getting in good shape makes you suck balls at drinking ran 10 miles in 78 mins the day before it. Also not drinking makes you dank at skiing I was ripping that first day and having no issues carving ice can’t ski like that after a long night.
Jan 19 2020 11:29AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I love how the dominos crew here knows me by name at 12:38 AM
Feb 2 2020 2:40AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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2 fast 2 furious might just be the ultimate bro movie
Feb 23 2020 11:42PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Wow the last 3 posts here are me.
Feb 29 2020 12:01AM
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McJubby
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Maybe try ecstasy
DIRTYBUBBLEIm at a party and I’m having more fun browsing this site. My dopamine receptors are so fucking ruined
Feb 29 2020 1:13PM
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ModMommy
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I just read 400 pages and didn’t retain a single thing lamooooooo. Grad school is a lot. A LOT. but it’s cool to see that the department is stoked in my thesis and it’s cool. They make some feel good. Let’s talk fertilizer, indicator ag, and bison bone.
Mar 4 2020 12:54AM
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_Garagely_
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Coors Banquet and keystone light on a Tuesday
Mar 4 2020 2:05AM
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Skibumsmith
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You ever notice how good REM is? I’m jamming hard right now.
Mar 21 2020 9:06PM
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thateastcoastski
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i’m drunk
Mar 23 2020 12:45PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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No im drunk



mentholjuulpodi’m drunk
Mar 24 2020 12:57AM
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Liam_j10
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BigPurpleSkiSuitNo im drunk


Naw I'm pretty sure I'm drunk
Mar 24 2020 3:10AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I only drink spirits now days. Fuck sugary mixers. Shit adds up after 15 drinks
Mar 24 2020 3:34AM
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_Garagely_
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Been putting down Modelo and Cold Smoke since early afternoon since it’s Friday and hard to focus on online school. Went for a brisk stroll at dusk then Felt hungover but rehydrated so I’m gonna have another modelo and maybe a fat tire
Mar 28 2020 12:06AM
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theabortionator
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Crushing wine and whiskey errday. It's what jesus would want me to do
Mar 28 2020 12:23AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I feel gud
Apr 1 2020 11:30PM
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ModMommy
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I am tonight. I was last night too when i picked a fight with the guy I’m sleeping with. Let’s go covid.
Apr 2 2020 12:03AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I'm 23 why the fuck am I sympathizing more with dr Cox than JD.
Apr 2 2020 12:13AM
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little1337
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drinkin beer brinkin deer
Apr 2 2020 12:14AM
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PeppermillReno
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I only drink these days to completely black out, make dumb posts on forums and my social media, send lewd texts I don't remember, and puke/piss all over. There is no inbetween I have zero desire to drink a 6 pack and stop fuck that noise.

Can't wait until next Friday to do it again only 8 more days. 2-3 hits of acid and 30 bud lites all for me is gonna go down like buttah.
Apr 2 2020 1:26AM
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.GUCCI.
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halfway through a 5th of jacky dans, and damned if i dont wanna go throw a naked backie
Apr 2 2020 5:46AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Fuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk this shit I just wanted to ski in the spring and get drunk, that wasn't too much to ask was it??? But noooooo now we have no spring ski and the longest offseason ever. I resolve to get into crazy good shape so that I can go back to skiing full clip almost immediately
Jun 3 2020 2:34AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I again have no gf and must deal with
Jun 23 2020 1:10AM
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little1337
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI again have no gf and must deal with


Jun 23 2020 3:07AM
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Liam_j10
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Dec 29 2020 11:11PM
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roddy116
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I wasn’t a parrot, but I won’t get on cuz they live for too long, and I’m not one to give away a oet, ride or die. Rush bitxh
Jan 10 2021 2:03AM
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