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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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FunkySane
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Fred_BearStill like wine this morning?lol

Yes.
Mar 26 2016 5:19PM
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.Rybak.
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Minggs snaps of tulbr anoNs make me sad as shit. Like why are you gonma go on tumblr if people try to roast you like thay?
Mar 29 2016 1:50AM
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HenriksDreads
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in prgress. thank god for season 6 of archer finally being on american netflix. one of my favorite shows to drink to. sippin on gin and juice :)
Mar 29 2016 11:45PM
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PON3
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Havnt logged on to this account in a couple years.


I miss you fuckers.
Apr 30 2017 10:52PM
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skeedle
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I went from drinking with the guy I want to bang to drinking with a bunch of lesbians....what?!?
Sep 30 2017 11:06PM
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ilegales
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MinggBeer Olympics?




Beer olympics.


looking to take the gold for that
Oct 2 2017 8:07AM
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DayMan
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FunkySaneI now understand why people like wine so much. I think I'm hooked.


Wine drunk is GOAT
Wine hangover is WOAT
Oct 2 2017 11:43AM
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Dddsz
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Sloshies are good good shit
Oct 6 2017 12:53AM
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Chubz.
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NS went sober for 2 years.



Cheers to being legal
Oct 6 2017 2:01AM
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HypeBeast
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Got wayyyyy too drunk on Friday while on vacation because we ended up at the bar which all the restaurant workers end up at after their shifts. They pour heavy. We befriended a lot of them and they of course told us to come by their places on Saturday. Told ourselves we wouldn't get that drunk again on Saturday....

Well Saturday rolls around and we end up going to the bars where these people from yesterday are working. We end up getting way too many free drinks in addition to the gazillion I ordered. Blacked out. Bought a bunch of stupid crap at stores nearby. Got lost on the walk home with Google maps (idfk how) and woke up with wrist bands from a club. When the fuk did I go to a club!?! Oh and to top it off, I thought it was a good idea to chronicle my whole night on Snapchat. Yes I'm that guy who posts regrettable things to snapchat when I'm drunk. Probably sent a bunch to newschoolers too... It's Monday and I still feel like poo.
Nov 1 2017 12:26AM
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thisandthatfilms
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saw the I'm high thread, had to bump this too as i am both
Nov 30 2017 6:09PM
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theabortionator
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Considering I had possibly a shot, shot and a half of coke left and it just fit in my rum and coke pint yeah.....


Well, still have half of that left, but this is my 4th drink in a few hours. I'm celebrating my fucking birthday so yolo though. Wanted to go to the bar but was super tired. Still super tired, but somehow still alive and dranking


fuck the police

sorry kevtron
Feb 27 2018 6:36PM
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Lonely
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theabortionatorConsidering I had possibly a shot, shot and a half of coke left and it just fit in my rum and coke pint yeah.....


Well, still have half of that left, but this is my 4th drink in a few hours. I'm celebrating my fucking birthday so yolo though. Wanted to go to the bar but was super tired. Still super tired, but somehow still alive and dranking


fuck the police

sorry kevtron


Merry birthmas

Feb 28 2018 3:15AM
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theabortionator
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LonelyMerry birthmas



Thank you kind sir
Feb 28 2018 5:37AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I shall be posting the classic: broke up with my girlfriend so which of you ladies on here is single. Except wait, you're all men.
Apr 6 2018 1:32AM
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HypeBeast
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI shall be posting the classic: broke up with my girlfriend so which of you ladies on here is single. Except wait, you're all men.


Question: did you break up while you're drunk?
Apr 6 2018 10:33AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Nah it was a week ago
IsitWinterYet17Question: did you break up while you're drunk?
Apr 6 2018 11:20AM
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HypeBeast
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I'm never drinking again...
May 1 2018 10:10AM
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.otto.
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PON3Havnt logged on to this account in a couple years.


I miss you fuckers.


why shame on . you
May 1 2018 8:25PM
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johnnyBuz
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31 and really wanna just take a few months off. drinkings great the morning afters are just not worth it. so productive during the week at work and so completely lazy and useless on the weekends. thinking of getting into downhill mtn biking or tennis (srs cant decide - sick of broken bones and surgeries tho so maybes tennis)
May 12 2018 4:20AM
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HypeBeast
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johnnyBuz31 and really wanna just take a few months off. drinkings great the morning afters are just not worth it. so productive during the week at work and so completely lazy and useless on the weekends. thinking of getting into downhill mtn biking or tennis (srs cant decide - sick of broken bones and surgeries tho so maybes tennis)


This is why I wish pot was federally legal. Don't feel like a turd in the morning.
May 12 2018 12:45PM
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JoeF2661
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This is my dilemma. Do I buy a season pass to a resort somewhere in tahoe which is 3 hours away or 2 my home mountain in shasta which is known for weak snowfall. I'm asking this as my licenses just went void. DUI. I know I'm an idiot.. do I risk the money on tahoe knowing I'll get some good days in or shasta hoping the snow goes will fall on it this year?
May 21 2018 12:27AM
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NPF
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HOW YA GARN?!
Aug 2 2018 10:09AM
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DirtYStylE
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JoeF2661This is my dilemma. Do I buy a season pass to a resort somewhere in tahoe which is 3 hours away or 2 my home mountain in shasta which is known for weak snowfall. I'm asking this as my licenses just went void. DUI. I know I'm an idiot.. do I risk the money on tahoe knowing I'll get some good days in or shasta hoping the snow goes will fall on it this year?


You should probably just drink more
Aug 2 2018 6:51PM
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HypeBeast
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Pretty sure I just saw Hydra agents across the bar. Or maybe it was just basic post Trump rally political PAC folks. Lucky to be alive.... Yeah I'm drunk but Phil Coulson would be proud.
Aug 5 2018 2:12AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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At a party where I'm one of the older people
Aug 8 2018 11:00PM
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JoeF2661
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BigPurpleSkiSuitAt a party where I'm one of the older people


Soon to be sex offender
Aug 8 2018 11:04PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Lol nope. It's weird coming back to my summer town where tons of people who were kids are now 20
JoeF2661Soon to be sex offender
Aug 8 2018 11:53PM
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JoeF2661
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BigPurpleSkiSuitLol nope. It's weird coming back to my summer town where tons of people who were kids are now 20

I know the feeling. Sometimes I swear I still feel like I just graduated high school than I realize I have bills and responsibilities and reality hits me right in my late 20 year old face. I'm getting old.
Aug 9 2018 1:28AM
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ronders_
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Drunk as fuck in the basement of an airbnb rn. Moving in to my dorm tomorrow morning. Any tips on how to get it poppin as a college freshman or anyone else go to DU on here? Orientation week so nothing important is gonna happen and im just tring to get fucked up every night
Sep 2 2018 11:43PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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ronders_Drunk as fuck in the basement of an airbnb rn. Moving in to my dorm tomorrow morning. Any tips on how to get it poppin as a college freshman or anyone else go to DU on here? Orientation week so nothing important is gonna happen and im just tring to get fucked up every night


Just be yourself, be confident in yourself, don't try to adjust your personality to anybody. Find good friends. I am aldo drunk so good luck
Sep 3 2018 12:02AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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on a sidenote, being an adult rocks. I just went out and bought 2 24 packs of bagelbites and 4 miller high lifes.

Can't they see I'm busy spoiling myself?

Sep 3 2018 12:30AM
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HypeBeast
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Got smashed at a wedding tonight. Espn fantasy football didn't load for half our league, and my team auto picked Aaron Rodgers first round. I couldn't get access until round 9. Fuck my life #firstworldprobs also I'm drunk.
Sep 3 2018 12:39AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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IsitWinterYet17Got smashed at a wedding tonight. Espn fantasy football didn't load for half our league, and my team auto picked Aaron Rodgers first round. I couldn't get access until round 9. Fuck my life #firstworldprobs also I'm drunk.

Oh god, I'm so sorry for you
Sep 3 2018 12:43AM
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GayWolf420
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IsitWinterYet17Got smashed at a wedding tonight. Espn fantasy football didn't load for half our league, and my team auto picked Aaron Rodgers first round. I couldn't get access until round 9. Fuck my life #firstworldprobs also I'm drunk.


big play darius slay is going to swat his ass down this year. no fly zone at all.


but i havent drank in 2 months and i feel decent but kinda miss being drunk but also dont miss getting painful headaches midway through a cold one. just tasty edibles from now on
Sep 3 2018 2:11AM
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ronders_
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BigPurpleSkiSuitJust be yourself, be confident in yourself, don't try to adjust your personality to anybody. Find good friends. I am aldo drunk so good luck


All good rn lol. Ran from the cops the first night here haaha. If I don't get laid by the end of the week tho I'll be disappointed in the college experience
Sep 4 2018 11:21PM
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DirtYStylE
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There was a salt gun to shoot bugs. My friend kept ordering shots of tequila so we made him use the gun instead of using salt on the hand. Quality snap. The bartender was heard in the background "that's not a good idea, it shoots hard."
Sep 4 2018 11:24PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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What's that phrase about a watched pot never boils? Go in with that expectation and you'll come off creepy. Just go in to party and have a good time. Girls will come dude.
ronders_All good rn lol. Ran from the cops the first night here haaha. If I don't get laid by the end of the week tho I'll be disappointed in the college experience
Sep 4 2018 11:25PM
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DirtYStylE
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWhat's that phrase about a watched pot never boils? Go in with that expectation and you'll come off creepy. Just go in to party and have a good time. Girls will come dude.


Its true. BUT YOU NEED A GAME PLAN. You can't just "have fun" and get laid. You need to actually pull some fucking moves.

"This party is getting boring lets go" FUCKING BOOM
Sep 4 2018 11:30PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I mean, literally just go in with some friends and play beer pong with someone and talk to everybody. Ive never really game planned per say and if I wanted to, never had any trouble finding someone
DirtYStylEIts true. BUT YOU NEED A GAME PLAN. You can't just "have fun" and get laid. You need to actually pull some fucking moves.

"This party is getting boring lets go" FUCKING BOOM


Edit: as to moves, well duh, you talk with someone, hey let's go somewhere where we can hear each other talk, and if you're feeling really confident say something like, "but not talk"

**This post was edited on Sep 4th 2018 at 11:37:28pm
Sep 4 2018 11:33PM
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CLQ
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ronders_Drunk as fuck in the basement of an airbnb rn. Moving in to my dorm tomorrow morning. Any tips on how to get it poppin as a college freshman or anyone else go to DU on here? Orientation week so nothing important is gonna happen and im just tring to get fucked up every night


1. Get a fake
2. Enjoy the lifestyle of coming from a rich family
Sep 5 2018 1:03AM
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ronders_
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Day 3 of orientation week
My room has gone thru 132 beers and 3 handles

Let the bender continue
Sep 6 2018 3:00PM
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theabortionator
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Not yet but trying. In a trainbfrom upstate NY to NYC for a flight. Havent slept more than a few hours since I left denver to drive east. Also last minute friend bailed I think (ghost mode) so that's interesting. Slamming wine because Yolo. Bummed tsa took my buddys butter because wanted edible action for flight. Gonna prolly stay putbfor a day when i get to asia because ive been movin too fucking much.

Cheers!
Sep 6 2018 8:25PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Getting drunk and watching Hot Dog for the first time. Yup, this is the life, I made it
Sep 14 2018 12:18AM
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ronders_
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officially put down 20 in 3 hours last night. blacked for a few hours. Still drunk. I don't remember how but I wound up in this random chick's room and had the worst whiskey dick of my life. I tried for like a solid hour but nothing was working. that really sucked.
Sep 23 2018 2:22PM
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Not_Good
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Had to go to like page 7 to find this thread wtf, come on NS. Can ski season get here faster so I can get drunk at the hill instead of by myself in my room??
Nov 5 2018 11:15PM
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roddy116
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I got my gf all drunk and me Too, Uber is great
Dec 30 2018 9:28PM
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DirtYStylE
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I’m drunk
May 25 2019 3:58AM
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