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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,670
Eating hemla pringles yo. In dtunk af goin flyfushing w my dad tomorow fffffuuuuuuuuc yaaasssss
Oct 5 2014 2:44AM
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jca
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merry fuckin canadian thanksgiving friday
Oct 11 2014 5:55AM
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proZach
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I will see this thread in 3.5 hours. pub crawl starts at 2.
Oct 11 2014 10:35AM
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jca
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merry fuckin canadian thanksgiving saturday
Oct 12 2014 4:32AM
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CliffyByro
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*N_Wist*cooking a stunning girl


easy there patrick bateman
Oct 12 2014 11:51AM
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El.Guapo
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I think sailor Jerry is hitting on me
Oct 13 2014 1:42AM
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bo0b
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I'm drunk snapchat me for fun, bobby_wasabi
Oct 13 2014 2:36AM
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crispy32
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*N_Wist*So sloshed right now, first couple weeks of uni have been unreal, no class tomorrow + cooking a stunning girl steak dinner.


sweg
Oct 14 2014 1:03AM
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ModMommy
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Hiiiiiiiiiii it's Monday and oops
Oct 14 2014 1:05AM
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Sno.
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immasHiiiiiiiiiii it's Monday and oops


ditto
Oct 14 2014 1:10AM
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Dr.Dealgood
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immasHiiiiiiiiiii it's Monday and oops


Remember, Monday is an accident waiting to be an even better accident.
Oct 14 2014 1:11AM
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DGski
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Long plane ride tmrw. Trying to pull an all nighter so I can sleep on the plane. Making threads on NS is a great way to stay up
Oct 14 2014 1:36AM
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Blindsurfer
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i love wine and also ns
Oct 14 2014 1:53AM
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Mingg
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Wine Wednesday gat out of hand. I'm sorry, It's a butiful thing eith beautiful words
Oct 16 2014 4:20AM
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.frenchy
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39 members on at 4:30 AM lol siiiiick
Oct 16 2014 4:21AM
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Peach.
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Someone puked in my fucking dishwasher last night. I'm still half fucked, and I have class in 36 minutes.
Oct 16 2014 10:24AM
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Chinchi
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HOMECOMING WEEKEND BABY LETS GOOOOOOOO
Oct 17 2014 10:16PM
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Mingg
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Currently sitting on the drunk bus. This kid is throwing up all over the place, but the driver isn't allowed to stop unless it's a designated stop. We just pulled out of south campus. The next stop isn't for another 10/15 minutes.

But tonight was amazing. I'm in no position to complain about anything.
Oct 18 2014 3:53AM
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division.bell
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Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.
Oct 18 2014 4:06AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.
Oct 18 2014 4:07AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.
Oct 18 2014 4:08AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.
Oct 18 2014 4:11AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
Well past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.
Oct 18 2014 4:12AM
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Chewy.
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division.bellWell past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.


division.bellWell past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.


division.bellWell past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.


division.bellWell past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.


division.bellWell past drunk and the night is still young.

And I love spellcheck.


You must really love spell check.
Oct 18 2014 1:15PM
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Mingg
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My friend and I were drunk snapchatting Steve stepp last night... Probably not one of our best decisions.
Oct 18 2014 2:15PM
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bo0b
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freshtival was a success some greeeezy shit went down w me tbh but I'm turn
Oct 19 2014 5:58AM
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Peach.
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I'm here what did I miss
Oct 20 2014 1:16AM
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no_steeze
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Yo niggaz. I be huntin dem hoz lie michael jackson hittin up dem sluts in da finest fashion alwys on ma grind like
Oct 23 2014 1:18AM
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JAHpow
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Mug night

Yup
Oct 23 2014 1:58AM
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Chubbs.
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Oct 26 2014 11:43PM
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d00d
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Redd's apple ale is surprisingly much better than expected. Fuck it's 4 in the morning on Monday with class at 8:30. Shit balls
Oct 27 2014 6:06AM
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no_steeze
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Howd i get these cat ears fuck you cat ears damn sluts
Nov 1 2014 2:57AM
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cwillygood
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being drunk rn could be so much better, college definitely hasnt been epic on the party seen so far...just waiiting for winter to be sick
Nov 1 2014 3:11AM
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Black-Bandanna
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Nov 1 2014 3:35AM
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yeahno
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THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Nov 1 2014 3:40AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Go fuck yourself.
Nov 1 2014 7:32AM
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GayWolf420
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nooo i left my wallet in my friends car
Nov 1 2014 7:35AM
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undisputed
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bcuz ur cinnabunzbetch!!!
Nov 1 2014 10:39AM
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IKEA
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Aint wrong here in czech republic. been drinking some fine beer all day. Its soon 5 pm and ima have some sleep. No need to show id tho im soon 17.. life is awesome
Nov 1 2014 11:35AM
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.frenchy
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im drunk off the SHITTIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER DRUNK


im bored what do i do


please post soon


its 12:26

please
Nov 3 2014 12:26AM
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toastyteenagers
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.frenchyim drunk off the SHITTIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER DRUNK


im bored what do i do


please post soon


its 12:26

please


Call your ex.
Nov 3 2014 12:29AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
toastyteenagersCall your ex.


IM A BASEMENT DWELLER


never had a gf

so ya


im 2 good 4 these ohoes!!!!!!!!!!!!


just kidding


but really


im 14 and ive neverr had a GF because im a prude nSON OF ABITCH

help, pinknames, how do i talk to girl ?


are these pink namesonline
Nov 3 2014 12:33AM
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Chubbs.
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.frenchyim drunk off the SHITTIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER DRUNK


im bored what do i do


please post soon


its 12:26

please


toastyteenagersCall your ex.


Nov 3 2014 12:33AM
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.frenchy
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funyn cuz i did earlier i threw those things that blowup when u throw them at my friends !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they werent happy


srry
Nov 3 2014 12:43AM
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Mingg
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I have an 8sm in the morning and I'm currently pounding beers in my jeep gava. This is fun. It's 35 in here but it's chyll.
Nov 3 2014 1:35AM
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