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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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.Hugo.
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No one wants to do anything. Suiting here only one
Apr 12 2014 1:00AM
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.Hugo.
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No one wants to do anything. Suiting here only one
Apr 12 2014 1:01AM
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ModMommy
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I love all of you, but I love Olde English more.
Apr 12 2014 1:22AM
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cops just gave me some fuckin ticket for being underage. blew a god damn .118 less that 3 weeks from my 21st god damn cocksuckers.
Apr 12 2014 1:25AM
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msg
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yes
Apr 12 2014 9:36AM
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Jane6
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Well this was fun
Apr 29 2014 8:18PM
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asapCferg
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msg me for a good time lol
May 14 2014 1:18AM
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Rachy
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Laying in my street. Meteor shower! I SEE NOTHING!


I think I decided this is my last ski bumb year. The internet is dying and thus, so is my career.

If only I could find a European or Canadian to marry.


Offers?
May 24 2014 4:40AM
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ModMommy
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AYeeee had a backyard sesh and inly fell twice.
May 24 2014 6:00AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Malibu_StacyWell this was fun


cfergmsg me for a good time lol


done, also sent dick pics.
RachyLaying in my street. Meteor shower! I SEE NOTHING!


I think I decided this is my last ski bumb year. The internet is dying and thus, so is my career.

If only I could find a European or Canadian to marry.


Offers?


I went to Canada once. I live in Canada Jr.

immasAYeeee had a backyard sesh and inly fell twice.


4 pinknames in a row, and 2/4 of them openly are willing to communicate with males. AND NO RESPONSES? Bluenames I am disappoint.
May 26 2014 12:02PM
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d00d
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Damn camp fires
Jun 1 2014 12:19AM
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ModMommy
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I love life and cheap trick and pbr
Jun 8 2014 2:47AM
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hurrdurr
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Its 1pm. reportin g back w/ a mate in a few hours
Jun 20 2014 6:13AM
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.Hugo.
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The referenced post has been removed.


If you found it right away would you have posted 31 seconds instead?
Jun 20 2014 7:44AM
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razors-chaz
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not exactly drunk but i've drank a bottle of wine and its my younger sister's prom afterparty and i'm avoiding it as theyre all 17/18 and i'm def not drunk enough to be fucked with socialising with children. anybody out there drunk and on ns?
Jun 20 2014 7:27PM
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PON3
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razors-chaznot exactly drunk but i've drank a bottle of wine and its my younger sister's prom afterparty and i'm avoiding it as theyre all 17/18 and i'm def not drunk enough to be fucked with socialising with children. anybody out there drunk and on ns?


Ditch the 17 year olds, hello 18 year olds.
Jul 3 2014 12:21AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
quickest drunk ever. Jameson on the rocks, moose drool beer, and a yagerbomb. im now also drinking at around 7,500ft.
Jul 4 2014 1:54AM
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HolySchimmel
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trillJust finished a bottle of jäger myself first night in Austria. Bad move!!


Well thats the way we do it over here! Story of my life (although it usually doesn't stop after the first bottle ;) )
Jul 4 2014 2:49AM
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SnowshoeThompson
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last_tangoquickest drunk ever. Jameson on the rocks, moose drool beer, and a yagerbomb. im now also drinking at around 7,500ft.


liquor before beer and your drunk
Jul 4 2014 2:53AM
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ModMommy
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i am on 6+ beers rn
Jul 4 2014 3:04AM
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Jeebus.
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immasi am on 6+ beers rn


Jul 4 2014 5:22PM
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.frenchy
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lol but really 6+ beers is a fairly good amount^
Jul 4 2014 6:16PM
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HolySchimmel
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ohh well, the plan with the bottle of jäger + bier backfired once again... awesome night though!
Jul 4 2014 7:22PM
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HolySchimmel
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really dont know if I should be worried... bottle of jäger yesterday, bottle of gin today... perfect route to becoming an alcoholic I guess xD
Jul 5 2014 5:59PM
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Joshua.
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#sorrynotsorry
Jul 24 2014 1:57AM
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proZach
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1:17 on Wednesday. Hip hop hurray
Jul 30 2014 1:18PM
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HolySchimmel
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Just gonna claim my spot here for some point this evening. Got a nice bottle of jäger and some good beer waiting for me as soon as I get home from work.
Gonna have a nice little bbq with some friends and once again try not to drink myself to death!
Aug 1 2014 1:35AM
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T.Rex
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Sipping on some Mountain Jack right now, half the bottle down, half done in shots, tis is a chill night


BTW if you don't know what Mountain Jack is, try it
Aug 1 2014 6:18PM
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HolySchimmel
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Just gonna claim the spot I reserved earlier -.-
Aug 1 2014 8:39PM
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IBranden
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Wait? There is other people that do this too!?
Aug 2 2014 12:19AM
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d00d
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idk what i had but it was with sunny D. Ski season needs to hurry the fuck up though.
Aug 19 2014 5:11AM
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division.bell
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Hello my friends, it;s been a while.
Aug 21 2014 2:56AM
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last_tango
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I have mixed feelings. Got laid twice but man do i become really rough. I think im going to hurt her in my mind but my body feels like its okay.
Aug 30 2014 2:51AM
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Pdaddy
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I'm high..does that count
Aug 31 2014 12:21AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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coconut rum ftw
Aug 31 2014 12:26AM
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d00d
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Super monkey ball ftw + this thread finally went to a new fucking page
Aug 31 2014 3:01AM
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Chubz.
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Hahahaha holy shitttttt man. To ight was fuckjng wild
Aug 31 2014 3:36AM
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*N_Wist*
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So sloshed right now, first couple weeks of uni have been unreal, no class tomorrow + cooking a stunning girl steak dinner.
Sep 11 2014 11:16PM
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spruitm
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THERE YOU ARE.............. 11 PAGES BACK!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NS? NO ONE HAS BEEN DRUNK IN 11 PAGES? . and the stupid search shows the most recently made thread so that is hopeless. if this thread ever gets past page 2, we have all failed, ALL OF US. I don't care if you're 6, 16, or 60.

Get after it.
Oct 1 2014 11:32PM
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Chewy.
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spruitmTHERE YOU ARE.............. 11 PAGES BACK!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NS? NO ONE HAS BEEN DRUNK IN 11 PAGES? . and the stupid search shows the most recently made thread so that is hopeless. if this thread ever gets past page 2, we have all failed, ALL OF US. I don't care if you're 6, 16, or 60.

Get after it.


I'll start trying harder. Sorry
Oct 1 2014 11:43PM
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ModMommy
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hiiiiiiiii ns has such a cool community i love you all
Oct 4 2014 3:55AM
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PhaedeD
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I wasn't lookin for this fuckin thread.
Oct 4 2014 4:08AM
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PhaedeD
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I wasn't lookin for this fuckin thread.
Oct 4 2014 4:08AM
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Chewy.
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immashiiiiiiiii ns has such a cool community i love you all


Lose you too bb
Oct 4 2014 5:00AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13978 - Karma: 49,320
Ski team threw a party. The fuckin Catalina wine mixer! Shit got fucking busted at the first house but it was all food. Went down the street and fuckin havent stopled since. 8:45am and drunk as fuck from wine and only wine. God I love cullege.
Oct 4 2014 8:44AM
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PhaedeD
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I can see straight again.
Oct 4 2014 1:07PM
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