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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Whiskey
Feb 21 2014 10:43PM
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ModMommy
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don't send a dick pic
Feb 21 2014 10:48PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Wrong. Always send a dick pic. Maybe even an ass pic.
Feb 21 2014 10:50PM
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ModMommy
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only if you're boofing.
Feb 21 2014 10:51PM
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soulskier
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I think it is our duty as fellow NSers to encourage tasteful nudes

Give us a preview though, hate for you to send a bad one out
Feb 21 2014 11:11PM
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Fun_dip
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I stay on that fireball my man. Dick pics nah. I am classy
Feb 21 2014 11:23PM
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ModMommy
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Is this over yet?
Feb 22 2014 1:01AM
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Seth.S
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Dani California
Feb 22 2014 2:07AM
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.Rybak.
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Wtf happened
Feb 22 2014 3:36AM
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Fun_dip
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This dude better not kill tonight or I'm going to kill him
Mar 1 2014 12:49AM
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TheHamburglar
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"hey hey hey keep being a fucking dick"
Mar 1 2014 5:27AM
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Jane6
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Bah tonight sucked
Mar 1 2014 7:58PM
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TheHamburglar
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Dont remember typing this. Now sitting in airport trying to not throw up.
Mar 2 2014 1:22PM
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asapCferg
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tall tee trudays are too good....damn i miss those dudes
Mar 6 2014 1:04AM
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.Rybak.
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brown sugar cinnamon poptarts ar like jesus toasted.








ps when i put jesus into my computer it says it's spelled incorectly. my computer is athiest.
Mar 7 2014 9:49PM
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NPF
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dont remember to much of last night. opps.
Mar 8 2014 9:41PM
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syrup.
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7pm. haven't slept since the five hours I got thursday night. killing the bender game.
Mar 8 2014 10:08PM
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Jane6
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Why am I hammered?? I was supposed to study tonight
Mar 11 2014 9:06PM
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.Hugo.
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Fuck when haven't ui been drunk in the last 84 hours rs
Mar 11 2014 9:52PM
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GayWolf420
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turn down for wat
Mar 11 2014 9:55PM
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.Hugo.
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Ill shove my fist so far up you ass...

We just got turned down at 2 bars because our "Dr"
Mar 11 2014 11:29PM
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.Hugo.
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Fuck you ns let me finish my posted
Mar 11 2014 11:30PM
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El_Barto.
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and you were saying...
Mar 12 2014 12:12AM
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GayWolf420
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r u drunk or something
Mar 12 2014 12:13AM
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BMB
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HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!
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Mar 12 2014 12:44AM
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.Hugo.
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Stupid colorado bars wouldn't let our dd in because he wasnt 21
Mar 12 2014 1:19PM
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MilaKunis
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Got real hammered last night and now I woke up drunk. This is weird.
Mar 15 2014 11:13AM
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Randy_Quench
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no one likes you.
Mar 15 2014 4:26PM
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NPF
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like fucking laws not letting someone under age in. fak u merica.
Mar 16 2014 7:03AM
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louie.mirags
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and you are the same person who posted in the police harassing pot smokers thread saying how could anyone complain when pot is illegal... well your buddy is underage why are you complaining? Follow the letter of the law is what you're all about...
Mar 16 2014 8:03AM
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.Hugo.
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Not even close to the same thing. He wasn't doing anything illegal, he was underage and not drinking. In MN they let them in all the time, they just don't serve them. I guess they would rather have one of us drive drunk than let an underage dd in.

What I was saying in the other thread was everyone knows marijuana is illegal, so if you're going to smoke you know full well you could get caught. If you're choosing to take that risk, there is no reason to get butthurt if you get caught. No matter how stupid the law is, it's still a law.
Mar 16 2014 12:46PM
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louie.mirags
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So it would be ok if police set up roadblocks and did a sobriety test for everybody on the road after mindnight because its a law not to drink and drive?? Or if police decided to search everyone's homes for illegal weapons? That'd be cool too because certain weapons are illegal? Or on the 4th of July police should set up roadblocks for illegal firworks and bust everybody's good time? Or during a St. Patricks Day parade cops should go around and see what's in everybody's solo cups because drinking on the street is illegal?? Cause these are all laws people break..

No. That would just be a police state. So cops searching cars on the way to a ski hill like they're about to meet the president is ridiculous.

Ari Shaffir said it the best, something along the lines of: Alcoholics, don't get arrogant because your DRUG of choice is legal.
Mar 16 2014 1:26PM
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trill
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Just finished a bottle of jäger myself first night in Austria. Bad move!!
Mar 16 2014 5:31PM
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.Hugo.
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Jesus dude, you're taking this way too far. All I ever said was if you do something illegal, there is a chance you're going to get caught. If someone decides to do it anyways, they better be able to deal with the consequences.

Using a bunch of hypothetical situations is a horrible argument anyways
Mar 16 2014 10:25PM
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BROSEIDON
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Cheers boys
Mar 17 2014 7:22PM
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ModMommy
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Good evening ladies and gentleman. I hope your night is going accordingly.i'm momentarily lost, but that should be fixed soon.
Mar 20 2014 1:15AM
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chicken
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wooo

∀ the ladies ∃ chicken
Mar 22 2014 5:39AM
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shorty_T
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I had too much wine tonight so I am now sleeping like shit. Plus this heartburn sucks.
But drunkenness was fun.
Mar 22 2014 5:51AM
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JahJahBinks
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Do you all get drunk and think about your dream girl and your ex at the same time? Fuck this shit
Apr 3 2014 3:32AM
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bo0b
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i m vry drunk. El_Barto. sucks at NS lilluul
Apr 4 2014 1:17AM
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Fun_dip
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These peeps are going to barf. Good thing I already told them I'm not caring for them
Apr 5 2014 12:52AM
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Labattski
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shoes are off goodnight
Apr 5 2014 8:30PM
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El_Barto.
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you asshole
Apr 5 2014 8:46PM
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thebeesknees
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best friend's 21st party tonight. will check in later.
Apr 5 2014 9:07PM
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JahFeels
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Drinking in class and couldn't care less
Apr 7 2014 10:59PM
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.Hugo.
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You're such a badass. Can you teach me to be like you?
Apr 7 2014 11:17PM
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JahFeels
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It's a long complicated and sad process
Apr 8 2014 12:28AM
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Fun_dip
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Damn nonsafay turnips are real. Gonna get it in I led my roomy is a fag
Apr 8 2014 2:56AM
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1337
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Turnt the fuck up for Reggae Fest #SLReggaeFest
Apr 12 2014 12:50AM
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bo0b
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Drunk, hyped
Apr 12 2014 12:58AM
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