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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
threads for possibly later

Sep 23 2011 8:37PM
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no_steeze
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wassup dick butts im drunk
Sep 23 2011 9:31PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
lolololol



oh and it's okay that i'm drunk this "early" because it's 2:37 my time
Sep 23 2011 9:37PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,456
repeating that at 2 seconds into the video is so funny.
Sep 24 2011 1:52AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,622
Me vs. 5L heineken keg
Sep 24 2011 1:55AM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449

Do people still use this thread?

If so, i am goign to bed.

peace Newschoolers.co,m/ns/forum/replythread.thread_id/6367911/

Let the force be with you.

Sep 24 2011 2:31AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
QHWER R THE FUCXK IS Hppenhg righrnow yAAAAAA...


my thoughts right now
Sep 24 2011 5:45AM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8781 - Karma: 6,212
swag?
basementchillers
Sep 24 2011 6:21AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
fuckin drunk yea?
Sep 24 2011 7:00AM
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Valhalla.
Posts: 587 - Karma: 154
It's just after noon here... I'm still sorta drunk. Last night kicked ass
Sep 24 2011 2:27PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
ill be back.
Sep 24 2011 10:19PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
yeah yup umm i'm a little intoxicated. some fucking injun spilled his gotdam drink on my shirt
Sep 24 2011 10:42PM
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Jane6
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finally home!!! had a great jight, best dj in a long tike eventhough he looked like. a 13 year old haha
Sep 24 2011 10:48PM
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CliffyByro
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fb naow.

 lol my friends are fucked
Sep 24 2011 10:52PM
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CliffyByro
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jaeger bombs all the way brah
Sep 24 2011 11:16PM
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Lemuel
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FUCK YOU UVM POLICE YOu DONT HAVE AUTHORITY ON SHIT! Give me my flask back, I don't fucking care that I had to pour my booze out, I just want all those stickers back that I put on that balling flask. Figures the first time the po po would pull me over is when I don't even live on campus anymore.......
Sep 25 2011 2:07AM
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northeast
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Guys I just did two shots of beer.
Sep 25 2011 2:24AM
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.AR6rider.
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Ugh my entire life is a mistake. Wwwwhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sep 25 2011 2:49AM
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paulgenovese
Posts: 524 - Karma: 362
I think you need more than ns for help.... Also im wasted
Sep 25 2011 3:00AM
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AKilness
Posts: 364 - Karma: 246
drunk in minnesnowta!!!!
Sep 25 2011 3:19AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
GATOR NEEDS HIS GAT YOU PUNK ASS BITCH!

i swear to drunk im not norris
Sep 25 2011 4:44AM
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Gnarwall
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Man I met this chick I though was from washington, but shes actually from cali. what the shit? She said she was from washington, but I think she said she was actually from not washington. fuck it i wont remmber tomorrow. anywho, we beat the bears, so I dont give a shit .. but still she was fine.

Sep 25 2011 4:55AM
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Big_Spence
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t
au kappa epsilon! wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeewwwwww abd parking lot bjs!!@
Sep 25 2011 5:40AM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
at first i thought you fell asleep on your keyboard, then i realized it actually says something
Sep 25 2011 7:09AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
every one raged hard last night, best posts i have seen in this thread in a while! +K to every one who is shmammered.
Sep 25 2011 11:36AM
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Big_Spence
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6 hours later headed to work.
fuckkkk
Sep 25 2011 11:54AM
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Shredability
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threads, the old one got deleted :(


ANGRY PANDA
Sep 25 2011 12:00PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
its almost 6pm and im still drunk from last night. o boi my head is guna hurt
Sep 25 2011 7:56PM
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steezeknees
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Getting fucked up man im getting fucked up.
Sep 25 2011 8:14PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
got a lecture at 9am tomorrow with my friend. its 3:30am and both of us are fucked. cannot be fagged with sleeping so fuck it, lets party bitches
Sep 25 2011 10:32PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
drunk as fuck on a monday,

yeah its now monday fuckers, so i dont wnt to hear shit about how i'm drunk on a sunday,.
Sep 26 2011 12:36AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,622
not drunk now.
But it's been a good weekend between me and my room mate.
Throw in some drinks at the bars and some 4Lokos, and boom! Party

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Sep 26 2011 12:47AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
wassup dawgz i'm drunk...fuck i'm a loser it's 11:19 pm
Sep 27 2011 6:19PM
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soulskier
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ever drink a three dollar six pack? i'm seven dollars in
Sep 27 2011 6:26PM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
Classy.

Best I've personally tried was a $9.99, 24 pack of Brew City. Comes in 3 flavors for your enjoyment, Light, Ice, or Lager. They skimped so much on the packaging that the "cardboard" would literally rip apart when you pulled the case out of the fridge.
Sep 27 2011 6:31PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
second day of the academic year, second day "tipsy" :)

god i missed college :)

also landed my first cork 10 out of a trampoline today :)

why do i end all my sentences with :)
Sep 27 2011 7:10PM
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soulskier
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^haha, i was noticing smiley faces elsewhere! is this "teawater" you speak of light beer?
Sep 27 2011 7:35PM
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no_steeze
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MILTON MINOTAUR BEER FTMFW. SHIT'S CREAMIER THAN GUINNESS
Sep 27 2011 7:58PM
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I_Am_Mod
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ok, drunkenness has worn off now
being above your "teawater" is a dutch expression meaning you're tipsy/drunk
Sep 28 2011 6:28AM
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HolySchimmel
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anyone else never managed to get drunk just because of beer? Oo
Sep 28 2011 6:55AM
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CliffyByro
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had to drink a dirty pint last night consisting of two shots of raspberry sourz, a shot of lime vodka, guiness, cider, baileys and rose tequila. barely remember a thing after that
Sep 29 2011 5:24AM
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Buzzell
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Had the urge to post in this threda. Classic. No good story to shatre though.
Sep 30 2011 10:59PM
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PON3
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Dont worry, just drink harder next time.
Sep 30 2011 11:44PM
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rockyhockey11187
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I feel the same way...I'm hammered off of this.....if I got these embeds right I'm  very impressed, 3 glasses of 140 proof rum haha

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Oct 1 2011 12:32AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Doing a 24h drinking marathon tomorrow at 8am for my birthday, promising...
Oct 1 2011 12:44AM
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division.bell
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Take 24 oz beer glass + 1 bottle Newcastle + 1 bottle Guinness Draught = Absolutely fucking wonderful.

Rinse

Repeat

Drunk!
Oct 1 2011 2:10AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,456
every time i shave i get asked if i'm old enough to be at the party/bar/wherever i am. usually turns out that i'm older than the douchebag asking.
Oct 1 2011 4:14AM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
when people are durnk they fuckin love playing with my hair. and i lov eit too. and i love being drunk! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oct 2 2011 12:45AM
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TTSwitchrider674
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ahhhhh dude, i wish i was drunkkkkk
Oct 2 2011 1:05AM
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Mama.
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WHERE DID I PUT MY STRONGBOW?????
Oct 2 2011 1:57AM
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