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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Spinoza
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solid
Nov 15 2013 4:20PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Chuggin Franzia on an empty stomach.... probably not the greatest decision
Nov 15 2013 5:39PM
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.Hugo.
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You're all lesbian
Nov 15 2013 11:37PM
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.Hugo.
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wen da fuk idd I say that.






I have to say it now lesbians
Nov 16 2013 1:04AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
Every time I get drunk I wake up with the TV still on and it's always Food Network, Will tonight be different?
Nov 16 2013 3:48AM
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t.dough
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,090
I keep thinking you're my piece of shit roommate because of your name and then I realize my piece of shit roommeate doen't ski gooddddaaaammmit
Nov 16 2013 3:53AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Having a boring night runrned it tinto playing soviables += drunk beo0b
Nov 16 2013 4:53AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I'm in bed eTing z 6 inch subway sandwich alone. Sooooo good. Olives. I love olives. And auto correct.
Nov 16 2013 4:55AM
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Phil.T
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http://tinychat.com/nsdojo
Nov 16 2013 5:06AM
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Jane6
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Well that escalated quickly
Nov 16 2013 10:04PM
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Jeebus.
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Thats what she said, thats what they always say.
Nov 16 2013 10:05PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
italian sausage with extra sauasage and cock?
Nov 16 2013 10:14PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
At a fundrager. I'll be hammered soon
Nov 16 2013 10:20PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
DRANK A FUKCIN FOTY THEN HAD HINCH PUNCH WITH A MOTHIER FUCKING EVERCLEAR & FIRECBALL, PUKED AND RALLY THEN FUCKING ATE A WHOLE PIZZA! WHWO XRAZY NIGHT YEAHHHHHHHHHHH FLORIDA STATE RATCHET FUCK YEAH
Nov 17 2013 3:39AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
Drove about .5 miles down a hill from my friends house. Hope im not tooo drunk because im so against that ishh
Nov 17 2013 3:47AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
if you are home before 2 you're doing something wrong
Nov 17 2013 11:28PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
it's only monday and I have an 8am what has my life come to
Nov 18 2013 10:32PM
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zurk
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its 2-6 tuesday tomorrow! hellz yeah
Nov 18 2013 10:43PM
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pjhale
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my mom is wasted out of her mind and idk what to do
Nov 18 2013 10:44PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Make sweet love to her...That's what I do.
Nov 18 2013 10:46PM
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zurk
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give me her number, I will help her out.
Nov 18 2013 10:46PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
so drunk time for video gams
Nov 23 2013 4:51AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
I hope for your sake that this isn't something that happens often.
Nov 23 2013 9:55PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
You're about to receive much attention. Weather the storm, brave one.
Nov 23 2013 10:16PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
I have a temporary tattoo of a butterfly on my penis
Nov 24 2013 12:15AM
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springz
Posts: 327 - Karma: 397
shoulda just gone permanent...
Nov 24 2013 12:21AM
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no_steeze
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Had it been an option I'm afraid I probably would've gone for it
Nov 24 2013 12:34AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
WOOOOOOOOO
Nov 24 2013 2:03AM
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BroNamath
Posts: 113 - Karma: 21
hi low
Nov 24 2013 2:55AM
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bo0b
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Drunk.
Nov 24 2013 4:14AM
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Ski_ThEast
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shout out to all you other members that got hamered at the family thanksgiving parties, always a great night to get fucked up with the aunts and uncles
Nov 29 2013 2:03AM
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eeman69
Posts: 72 - Karma: 105
Thanksgiving drunk is the bomb. First time on NS while hammered and this happened to show up. Coincidence I think not. I HAD MANY LOLS

Nov 29 2013 3:03AM
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array.
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Nov 29 2013 3:05AM
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division.bell
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motherfuckin food network
Nov 29 2013 3:12AM
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bakedpow
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Playing beer pong with my gfs parents after thanksigiving dinner is fun
Nov 29 2013 3:16AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
jameson made me to hott so im now eatin ice creame to cool me down which is probably going to be a bad idea
Nov 29 2013 9:04PM
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tgm
Posts: 278 - Karma: 325
sittin on my bed jammin to some tunes, im hungry
Nov 30 2013 6:36PM
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ir1sh
Posts: 61 - Karma: 28
Thanksgiving is the best because there are Bond AND Star Wars marathons on tv AT THE SAME TIME.
Dec 1 2013 1:22AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
yesterday was black out black friday. today was a rough one.
Dec 1 2013 2:50AM
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Toaster-Tony
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A couple nights ago I blacked out and came home to try to make burgers at around 3am.

All I ended up doing is eating some barely cooked meat before passing out in the kitchen. Definitely not my finest hour.
Dec 2 2013 12:58PM
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bo0b
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On a mornay none the les
Dec 2 2013 11:43PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Can't stop eating white cheddar popcorn. And cheddar is white. Why the fuck is it called white cheddar?
Dec 7 2013 5:19AM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
It is called white cheddar because white cheddar is cheddar cheese that is white.
Dec 7 2013 6:21AM
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bo0b
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yes ya
Dec 8 2013 2:37AM
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jibbinc.
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went to some stupid cowboy bar in alberta.
fuck i hate this place.
Dec 8 2013 3:11AM
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erica
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Who's idea was it to walk 3 miles to and from a party in -20 degree weather?
Mine probably
Dec 8 2013 3:28AM
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bo0b
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So many suburban "rednecks" where I live in AB.
Dec 8 2013 10:09AM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
I always forget not to drink after I take my pain pills.

That being said, 2 oxys and 2 pints of Fireball Whisky later I drove 40 miles down to town, twice, for no apparent reason. Once at 2am and the other at about 4. Made it home around 6 and feel asleep. Thats the first time Ive stayed up for 24+ hours and it sucked. Was up for work at 4 am the day before.
Dec 8 2013 10:20AM
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no_steeze
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Omg badass alert! Fuck you. Fight me bish
Dec 13 2013 12:32AM
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