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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8781 - Karma: 6,212
ramen, sausage, and onion
Oct 5 2013 5:26AM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
No
Oct 13 2013 3:48AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
threads for next time i feel intoxicated
Oct 13 2013 11:09AM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
Its 11:17 am on the day of the Sabbath. Guess its time to start slamming beers and eviscerating small animals.

Happy Jesus Day everyone!
Oct 13 2013 1:19PM
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Joebin
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Drank too much, where I am es 1:15. Girl I used to l used to like asked me for deets. Am Sophomore in collage. Delivered. What do?

PS: and dont give me some bullshit answer, Im competent enough to get what youre saying...



PSS: LOL
Oct 16 2013 1:20AM
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Joebin
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LOL

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Oct 16 2013 1:54AM
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Jane6
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Fuuuuck this was dumb
Oct 24 2013 6:39PM
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razors-chaz
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Just got back from the london freeski film fest, a lil' drunk. Has some decent drunk chat with kyle from downdays and the contraversial wally project interview while on the tube home. No major drama to report other than they cut partly cloudy short by 10 mins. I had seen it before so it was no major loss but i dont think others there were too impressed. However "it was real"
Oct 24 2013 7:57PM
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Mister.F
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throwback thirsty thursday
Oct 24 2013 8:22PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
I just got banned from all Sheffield nightclubs after mooning the dancefloor. It was the second time thye kciked me out this week
Oct 26 2013 10:27PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Vice/Noisey party, free booze and endin up in weird industrial facility with even more Free booze tonights been good yo.Us
Oct 26 2013 11:09PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Oct 27 2013 12:08AM
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no_steeze
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yes, brain, do want to masturbate but you must realize penis don't work right now
Oct 27 2013 12:34AM
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Benson.
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Hahaha, I'm very surprised that I'm not drunk right now.
Oct 27 2013 1:07AM
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Mr.Sloth
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hi
Oct 27 2013 1:32AM
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Willard
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When you tell the bartender to fuck off and bring your pitcher outside//later "attempting" to punch your best friend in the face and piss on his car.
Oct 27 2013 2:17AM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
is it wednesday? yes
am I shitfaced? yes
why? yes
is it my birthday? yes

should I get off newschoolers? yes?
am I going to? NO!

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Oct 30 2013 11:19PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
im drinking evan williams alone tongiht hangover isguna b killer fuck itr it was worthj it
Oct 31 2013 12:39AM
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JayRich
Posts: 969 - Karma: 1,301
i needed this thread this weekend
Oct 31 2013 1:21AM
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daannnnieel
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I guess that people named Dan attract crazies.

My name is Dan.
Oct 31 2013 1:23AM
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no_steeze
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o god hammered.fuck class tomorrow too early
Nov 1 2013 1:51AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
welcome to the I Attract Crazies Club. the sex is amazing, the breakups are terrible, and everything in between fucks with your head so much that you won't know which way is up. Cheers.
Nov 1 2013 7:33PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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^ I attract the fat chicks. fuck that.
Nov 1 2013 9:36PM
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CliffyByro
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flawless logic
Nov 2 2013 8:30PM
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maximiliaan
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Just realized i have more than 7000 posts.... Damn son
Nov 2 2013 8:53PM
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Chinchi
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I can't wait for college
Nov 3 2013 1:21AM
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MothaHucker
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Post halloween halloween party fuck ueah
Nov 3 2013 1:59AM
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bo0b
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D-d-d-d-d-drunk
Nov 3 2013 3:07AM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
Turn dowon for what??????
Nov 3 2013 3:23AM
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~~~~~~~~
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My social media needs a sobriety test, I was hitting everyone up last night in the worst way
Nov 3 2013 5:25AM
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Slurpsicle.
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My girlfriend took me to the strip club. She's a keeper
Nov 3 2013 11:32AM
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PON3
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Well didnt take that girl home last night, very happy. Good choices were made.

Second note, wearing a toga every halloween. Bitches love togas
Nov 3 2013 1:02PM
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JayRich
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Penn State was on point this weekend.
Nov 3 2013 1:48PM
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Chubbs.
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Chicks dug the Buddy the Elf costume.
Nov 3 2013 1:53PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
THREADS!
Nov 3 2013 2:16PM
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Banane.
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Went to the gym, drink a 40 oz of captain morgan whit my friends and went to the bar ( fours in montreal ) got kick out because I got some beer on my and I poor my beer on a fucking slut and throw the empty bottle on his boyfriend. Fuck that. After that went to the pizzeria in front, and my friends was drunk so they start laughing at some fat girl and the girl throw a pizza slice on my friend. Normal drunk story
Nov 8 2013 1:44AM
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pmw
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Nov 8 2013 1:58AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Hi im here who wants nudes
Nov 8 2013 2:02AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
post em up bud, dont worry I got your back if mods get mad
Nov 8 2013 2:03AM
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beermuscles
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i was so sad when my only good contribution to NS got deleted.
Nov 8 2013 5:02PM
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beermuscles
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oh and threads
Nov 8 2013 5:02PM
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Willgum
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[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/US_Navy_080114-N-2984R-121_Aviation_Boatswain's_Mate_(Handler)_3rd_Class_Gerald_J._Garces,_assigned_to_Air_Department's_V-1_division_aboard_the_Nimitz-class_nuclear-powered_aircraft_carrier_USS_Harry_S._Truman_(CVN_75).jpg[/img]

All drunks fall in line lets fuck shit up and talk about our lives and chirp some biddies hell yeah ns
Nov 8 2013 11:07PM
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Willgum
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Check this plane out

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haha wish i knew how to fly a plane shits cahs
Nov 8 2013 11:21PM
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bo0b
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Got very durnk, made out with a hot womena
Nov 9 2013 3:20AM
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Gall*
Posts: 63 - Karma: 19
PSA: vanilla ice most likely comes after van Morrison in your music library, and yes, it will kill the mood as you could imagine
Nov 9 2013 3:47AM
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-WZ-
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wow geuss what
im drunk
Nov 9 2013 3:50AM
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Ski_Alot
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but it says on your blog you're sixteen
INTERNET POLICE GET IN HERE!
Nov 9 2013 6:17AM
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-WZ-
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ohno
Nov 9 2013 5:22PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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All group meetings for term projects should be held at the bar on campus. It's not even 2 pm and I have to cut myself off. we have really made some progress from this productive meeting (we really didn't but I think our team has really bonded over beer) #myschoolpromotesdrinking #hashtagsaregayunlessyou'redrunk
Nov 15 2013 4:06PM
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