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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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doyle.
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i keep this in my threads so wnenever im drunk as fuck i can find it easilty.. IM fudked right now
Mar 16 2013 4:31AM
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NPF
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Im drunk and high at the same time. 2CHAAAAAAINz
Mar 16 2013 5:13AM
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FLBP
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Fuck hippies
Mar 16 2013 5:45AM
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MothaHucker
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This threD is a bitch to scrolll through on mobile
Mar 16 2013 5:53AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
ahhhhhhh I thought it was my buddy, but it was her sister. I accidentally groped my friend's younger sister the awkwardness between us now is off the fucking charts
Mar 16 2013 7:48PM
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caspie
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Definitely not durnk.
Mar 16 2013 11:17PM
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Chompo.
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trying to comprehencs what you said....,;/ CANT
Mar 16 2013 11:23PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Gentleman and ladies mayu I have your attention pelase?
Mar 17 2013 12:32AM
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JeremyClarkson
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saw some crazy ass shit mang

Mar 17 2013 12:33AM
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JeremyClarkson
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Fuckin two drunk irish dudes outsdie the bar fighting eachother and the little guy got his ass whooooppppped. im finna passsss outttt

Mar 17 2013 12:36AM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
finger and handjob drunk, she was naked though. That was probably one of the best partys ever
Mar 17 2013 2:11AM
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bo0b
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I'm drunk as a dick on christmas
Mar 17 2013 2:18AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Ahahahaha I had forgotten about this, fuck you, thread, for reminding me. She already hates my gutts because... well shes crazy, now she probably think I want her v or something/ being a creepy lesbo groping other people's siblings
Mar 17 2013 12:06PM
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2_fadez
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you forgot to say /claim
Mar 17 2013 12:07PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
One fifty ticking one motherfxkafas get on mag level. I just asked a chick out while hammered and she said yes m boooomm boombbbb poorer boyzzz
Mar 21 2013 4:40AM
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SupaHotFire
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^go home colton you're drunk.
Mar 21 2013 4:42AM
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cbj
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I am home :) skiing Sunday cutie
Mar 21 2013 4:51AM
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Big_Spence
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Weeeewww worst spring break ever
Mar 22 2013 2:12AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Y'all MOTHAFUCKAZ know Matt Hayward? I'm drunk as fuck at his house rannow? And he's dating my sister which is weir YOLO fick of
Mar 23 2013 12:13AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
id post an embed to the song straight edge by minor threat but im notgoing to
Mar 23 2013 12:29AM
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bo0b
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He also just cut my stitches and took them out
Mar 23 2013 12:38AM
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ForeverYung
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This thread is great to read sober
Mar 23 2013 12:38AM
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.Hugo.
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Yiu never rwakize how many drunk people hug ir hit yiu in the chest till ou have broken ribs. Gyck it hurts kike q bitch
Mar 23 2013 1:29AM
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Broommasta
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hands in my pockets hands in ma' pockets hands in maaa apockuuuts
Mar 23 2013 2:30AM
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cbj
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Pew
Mar 23 2013 2:56AM
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Spinoza
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17 vodka shots and I'm sober as dick wtf I guess I had a bad time
Mar 23 2013 3:31AM
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Spinoza
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Girls' friends aren't 'buddies'. That a term exclusive to dudes.
Mar 23 2013 3:33AM
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will_powder
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Just puked a lot and woke up with sharpie all over me. Oh well going to whis sunday.
Mar 23 2013 3:39AM
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alvy.
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I know I'm not drunk but I just had to say I fucking love your username/icon.
Mar 23 2013 12:56PM
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CottonPuff
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cheers to having a fifth of pendleton on the nightstand. Let'er Buck
Mar 24 2013 4:44AM
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Rachy
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Probably just kissed another NSer.... 21 year old from sweden that skis. Fucking hot. I think he wanted to make out, but it was too public. Soon. Now in bed eating a fully organic pb&j. tonoght was goooooood.
Mar 24 2013 4:52AM
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alvy.
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slu
Mar 24 2013 5:12AM
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NPF
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did you enjoy the piss in your anus?
Mar 24 2013 5:25AM
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assface
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I was gonna search bar this, but it was the first thread. And I was happy
Mar 24 2013 5:29AM
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alvy.
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its probably overflowing as we speak
Mar 24 2013 5:45AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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saw dj slink play a few hours ago, currently 4 am, great times, gotta hit the bed. working/living at a ski resort is pretty rad...im fuckkkked. g'night
Mar 24 2013 7:04AM
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Rachy
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I wish. He was good looking.... Im all alone in bed, but he did accept my friend request. I'll make sure to post when ot happens. In the mean time... 4 hours from now, I'm going to have a really bad hangover.
Mar 24 2013 9:08AM
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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
week night dirnkinnnn! bad plan? mayybe. only time will tell. night nsg
Mar 25 2013 12:50AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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just woke up, still 75% as drunk as i was last night. Class in half an hour.
Mar 25 2013 10:57AM
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P-HAGAR
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recently made a skate 2 drinking game......if anyone on NS doesn't know...skate 2 party play is a great pregame
Mar 25 2013 11:20AM
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2_fadez
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its first-beer oclock
Mar 25 2013 5:01PM
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E__
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swas a good night happy birthday to NS member anul.
Mar 29 2013 7:55AM
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.Hugo.
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Buy one get one free case of beer? Yes pleaese
Mar 29 2013 6:49PM
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maximiliaan
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Miley cyrus was at her hottest point of her life in party in the USA and gandalf would whoop dumbledore's ass.
Mar 29 2013 9:40PM
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MothaHucker
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yup
Mar 30 2013 2:14AM
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.Rybak.
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I loave your all ns du!8 (;
Mar 30 2013 2:37AM
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Shredsterr
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Dude jsust bring her rbeb bere beer.....works for my me and my girlfrienfddsfd all the timet hope im nonot tootoooo late its like marhc or somertinhng shit an d my keyboqrsd buttons are ufckin drunk off theiriyre ' asses at the currrentt miment. Gooood lucky!11ll
Mar 30 2013 3:44AM
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most_mint
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i love getting home and getting on ns and adding to this fuckin thread. amen. happy easter. its a good neight!
Mar 30 2013 11:36PM
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maximiliaan
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Aaaaaaaaahhhhh happy easter bitches!
Mar 30 2013 11:38PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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ahh shit i = drunk on easdter jesus isdnt happt
Mar 31 2013 3:36AM
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