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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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snorlax-one
Posts: 145 - Karma: 22
This is the first time i'm drunk on newschoolers and i just realised how awesome this site is!
even though i knew before...
Dec 21 2012 11:29PM
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snorlax-one
Posts: 145 - Karma: 22
This is the first time i'm drunk on newschoolers and i just realised how awesome this site is!
even though i knew before...

then when i was going to post this post spambuster 6000 stoped me even tough i had not posted in the 20 secon period it clames i may not post in.
Dec 21 2012 11:31PM
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snorlax-one
Posts: 145 - Karma: 22
lol now i know why sp bust stopped me, i did post another post earlyer ! ,sorry for bad english!
Dec 21 2012 11:33PM
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snorlax-one
Posts: 145 - Karma: 22
lol now i know why sp bust stopped me, i did post another post earlyer ! ,sorry for bad english!

what sp bust stopped me again?!?! i have to wait now for the post to be able to post,
Dec 21 2012 11:34PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
I'm drunk via mobile. Wassssup NS?!
Dec 22 2012 1:25AM
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Whouzz
Posts: 29 - Karma: 38
Wasted, time to party!
Dec 22 2012 5:07PM
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NPF
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had the best day yesterday.
Dec 22 2012 5:09PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
havent been here in yeahs
Dec 23 2012 12:00AM
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kvan
Posts: 3085 - Karma: 1,225
thumbs up for drunk nsing chyeeaaaa!!!!
Dec 23 2012 1:57AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
jose silver tonight, gret fucking night at the hot tub, aaawwwwh yeah. skiing a51 tomorrow morning see you there bitches!
Dec 26 2012 12:05AM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
shit pisses me off, admins deleted this thread on me last year haha.
REGARDLESS.


I SUPPORT THIS
Dec 26 2012 3:30AM
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Canepski
Posts: 335 - Karma: 26
just taught myself how to drink a beer in 13 seconds. WIN
Dec 26 2012 3:48AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Thats not even fast.
Dec 26 2012 10:22AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Learn to shotgun
Dec 26 2012 10:57AM
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Guard_Puma
Posts: 344 - Karma: 82
When you get to 3 seconds, we will be impressed. In time, you will learn, young padawan.
Dec 26 2012 12:41PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Thats what I was implying
Dec 26 2012 2:58PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
I know. Was saying that to the other kid I just quoted you
Dec 26 2012 8:34PM
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crispy32
Posts: 19 - Karma: 13
argghhhaaa
Dec 26 2012 8:46PM
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fadebrigade
Posts: 65 - Karma: 39
fuck im hammrd. my whole fam got suaced at this "all incusive resort" that "people pay 1500 for" to be at an i just drank too much rum punch, i started driving a golf cart that i found and i broke it so i ditched it and walked back to the bar and kept drinking,,,, im in honduras btw on this little island calld fantasy island...lol and inside this bar was a bunch of lgbt ppl like 20 of them it
Dec 28 2012 11:39PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
sounds like you have no reason to not be getting a blowie right now
Dec 28 2012 11:42PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Bahahahaha I see what you did there, classic
Dec 28 2012 11:44PM
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unknowndeath
Posts: 393 - Karma: 220
cccuvbuinionoinoimokmkobxtrxcfruvbiunoicxcvkub
Dec 28 2012 11:58PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Shit son I've put down entire bottles of wine in that amount of time

however it has never has led to a great night or a fun morning after...
Dec 29 2012 3:23AM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
Wool I'm mad fucked haha
Dec 31 2012 4:52AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
tried finding thread earlier, but I was too drunk to find it
Dec 31 2012 11:50AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Literally
Dec 31 2012 12:57PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
fuckkkk>
who would win i \n a fight, a cgrilled cheese or a taco?
Jan 1 2013 12:22AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Pavo would wi in the goght
Jan 1 2013 2:07AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
why o why

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Jan 1 2013 2:11AM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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hi
Jan 1 2013 2:14AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Why do people do this I mean I'm way watching Harold and kumae and don't say "wanna know how I know your 12" because that gets old but seriously I love Ns'rs it's a lot of fun and the community is great.
Jan 1 2013 2:16AM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
I may or may not be drunk, and Big_Spence is hot....... Oops
Jan 1 2013 2:32AM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
Your awfully trashy.

Fuck you newschoolers, jk ily.
Jan 1 2013 2:35AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
im fuckin up early
Jan 1 2013 3:05AM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
you are such a chunt.. Hahahahhah
Jan 1 2013 3:07AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Grounded for new years- stay home and take shots alone.
Jan 1 2013 3:11AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
So fucked up its not even funnny
Jan 1 2013 3:26AM
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will-g
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 69
1000th post yolo New Year's Eve with the bros
Jan 1 2013 3:53AM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
Hahaga touchè babe
Jan 1 2013 4:15AM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
Tried car hopping a cop car but it was locked. Sucks but its good at the same time. Prolly shoulda suited up but didn't, whatevs tho decent night
Jan 1 2013 4:50AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
so fucks dupped
Jan 1 2013 5:43AM
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TooTanked
Posts: 171 - Karma: 9
I'm not drunk but i made a little trip to the emergency room because my friend thought he could take down 3/4 of a fifth by himself. He didn't eat dinner so it went straight to him.


In b4 "lightweight"
Jan 1 2013 6:00AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
ouch.. lol

vibes


im a lightweight.. that would be a terrible time
Jan 1 2013 6:19AM
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4man
Posts: 159 - Karma: 151
I was fuckin looking for this thread all night!
Jan 1 2013 7:30AM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
i have no idea what i meant by this and dont remember posting in here, lulz. fuck cheap vodka, its the only thing thats ever given me a hangover and im out of flowers
Jan 1 2013 11:33AM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
I wish I could've found this yesterday
Jan 1 2013 11:36AM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
holy hell
Jan 1 2013 12:21PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
Classic mike.

Also absinthe red devil is the worst shit I have ever tasted
Jan 1 2013 2:09PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
last night

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Jan 1 2013 4:24PM
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Jack_the_ripper
Posts: 7 - Karma: 14
Last night was crazy, drinking 15 yr old whiskey (54% alc. by volume). Went hard at a party, then went unicycling down a sledding at 3 am. Happy new Year!



Jan 1 2013 7:04PM
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