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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

14 years ago
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,906
one drunk checking in.
13 years ago
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SirBooley
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did this morn breddah
13 years ago
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vermontana
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There wre some many hambuergers when i opened ns and it made me really hungry
13 years ago
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easiestEC
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just got back from a KRS One show. it was awesome.
13 years ago
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Farquaharson
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 246
My roommate is the worst. He's sober. I'm drunk. He's condescending and rich. I'm poor and grateful. He's an asshole who thinks I'm way below him. He's a 25 year old loser who hangs out with 20 year olds with a 19 year old girl friend. I needed to vent. His major is LITERALLY art. Drawing art. Which is awful. FUCK. FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK I hate his facial hair. I hate everything. FUCK!
13 years ago
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Farquaharson
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God damn make him stop jow, he's talking about Kurks and Cacaos. Whatever the fauck that is . Fuck im and his guatee. UGH
13 years ago
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NPF
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Im drunk so Question:
If you could have been born in any time period what would it be?

for me i wish i was born in the 60's so i could have grown up with music like Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, smashing pumpkins, red hot chilli peppers, silverchair, nirvana, and so many other great bands. just so i could have grown up with kids who enjoy the same music as me. I'm so sick of this "new music" like 90% of the stuff on mu ipod is from before 2000. so many musicians these days dont give a shit about their music and just want money. im just ranting, but fuck it annoys me that so many artists these days just put out a bunce of fuckin bull shit and also that everyone enjoys it. what the fuck happened to to classics and the great music that seemed to be coming out in unlimited quantities back before i was born. fuck k im going to bed.
13 years ago
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sammy_
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agreed.
13 years ago
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cbj
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Im so ducj. tell me pkease why im so drunked.
13 years ago
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division.bell
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I agree if you remove Led Zepplin.
Ypu, I'm drunk. Another night, anbother drunkkm I love 3 day weekends.
13 years ago
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cbj
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BaabooM yo I dunno. Drank like a mivky pkuels $ix uo. I juet spikt all over mtself.
13 years ago
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cbj
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Pkus a six..pack
13 years ago
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division.bell
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I dont know whgat this means but high fives!
13 years ago
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jonas5826
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cbj
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Baboom yo! I dunno. Drank like a micky and a six pack. I just spilt all over myself.

This was before I vomited last night. I spilt this nasty drink all over myself and then drank the kings cup in fuck you, after this point I was struggling to understand life and was shouting nonsense about aliens and tesseracts and yelling at my friends that I would be a pro skier.

Solid night
13 years ago
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division.bell
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Stopping in now, while I am still coherent. It's going to be a long night.
13 years ago
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easiestEC
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wasted,

and it took me 15 minutes to find this thread. wtf?
13 years ago
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Anathema
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i have booze and im alone. get loaded i just might
13 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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on a tuesday? why the fuck not.
13 years ago
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division.bell
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Exactly!

I'd keep drinking tonight, but I have work in the morning. Tomorrow night is a much different story.
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Im drunk and i have to go dentist in 7am. but then i get to go skiing so is all sood.
13 years ago
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MANDER
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Hi!!!!! I have a doctors appointment in 5 hours but fuck it.
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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lololololololol
13 years ago
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KJacks
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Friends 18th birthday get drunk at school? Sounds like a a plan to me
13 years ago
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PON3
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I'm not drunk at all but announcing I'm back to NS from my hiatus from NS.

Hello every one!
13 years ago
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MANDER
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HWW
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Fund it fzinally aftrr 5 pages elite
13 years ago
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MothaHucker
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Proud f yuo mann!!
13 years ago
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penguin_steeze
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HOOD NIGGA REAL TALK NIGGA
13 years ago
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PON3
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First drunk post in a long time. Drank today at 2. Did a drinking game to the movie room, steak n shake, passed out. Woke up at 8 went to my friends house and had 7 more beers, now here typing my life story. cheers.
13 years ago
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JeremyClarkson
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pull up turn da scrapper in a circle with tha top rolked down tryna see who got purple got purple I GOT GRAPES got purple I GOT GRAPES
13 years ago
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JakeAssBeatClap
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13 years ago
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division.bell
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I love 4 day weekends.
13 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
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smoked weed, susha, ate E, drank and now im going on a 4 hour drive to ski and 4 am and im probly not going to make it
13 years ago
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SlimDunkin.
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does waking up drunk count???
13 years ago
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AMcT
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Pub crawl tonight, pregamming for the pregame. I wont know where the ground is shortly!
13 years ago
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PON3
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Yes, I have woken up drunk a couple of times that it would be illegal for me to drive to class.

Beer pong tourney tonight, got this cute girl as my partner. She is a huge lightweight, but some how she is super clutch. Hope to win it all!
13 years ago
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Round-Four
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just spent an hour skateboarding in my room, i bet my neighbors are mad
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Cocaine motherfickers
13 years ago
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MothaHucker
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Late night drunchies at katzs in new york. Nothin beats it
13 years ago
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Wompuscat
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Bazinga! Im bombed.
13 years ago
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gnarles.
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succesful party atr mine
13 years ago
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PON3
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Currently 4am, no signs of stopping. Ham wild right now
13 years ago
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division.bell
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3:06 am shitfaced and having a blast.
13 years ago
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alexat955
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WE BEAT UCLA ROSE BOWL MOTHERFUCKERS
13 years ago
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ryantheconnolly
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ha gay
13 years ago
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E__
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fuck i regret iviting people over
13 years ago
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P-HAGAR
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slapped the franzia last night...my head hurts
13 years ago
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Dr.Dealgood
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I slapped it so hard the Franzia bag broke.


Later, I also broke.
13 years ago
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