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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I need to post here more. I neglect my own thread way too much.

This is my 4th night in a row for being drunk
Oct 14 2012 2:48AM
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pmw
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Oct 14 2012 2:52AM
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PON3
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I fucking lovr cookies!

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Oct 14 2012 9:43AM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
5 o clock

Oct 19 2012 5:00PM
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Alexander_Keith
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The feeling's quite fine,
when you get drunk on wine,
like you want to be drunk,
all of the time.

Still though I know,
Though I won't let it show,
That come the next day,
My head will explode.

Still for this moment I live,
My lips like a seive,
I can hold in my pinky,
All the fucks that I give.

'cause when you drink wine,
the feelings quite fine,
like you want to be drunk,
all of the time

Fuck the poh-leece
Oct 19 2012 5:57PM
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mgenova
Posts: 217 - Karma: 118
Almost had to make a "HELP I CANT FIND THE IM DRUNK THREAD" thread.... too drunk.
$2.99 jumbo margs and free tequila shots. everything in my life is fine. it's five o'clock somewhere.
Oct 19 2012 9:07PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
dude google it, google just saved my life










anyone else feel weird about the first thing to do when drunk is to find this thread, but then at the same time loving it and not wanting it any different?
Oct 21 2012 3:42AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
drunk guy checking in.
Oct 21 2012 4:08AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
dude mi drunkness has increased ten fold since i posted earlier
Oct 21 2012 4:16AM
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division.bell
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almost out of beer, bottle of wild tukery 101 still remaining, should be a good night
Oct 21 2012 4:21AM
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mgenova
Posts: 217 - Karma: 118
beers on beers on beers. ROLL DAMN TIDE!


i hate tennessee
Oct 21 2012 4:23AM
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division.bell
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worth a visit, but i could never live there.
Oct 21 2012 4:24AM
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mgenova
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use to live there. sucks. but i was referring to the football team.
Oct 21 2012 4:25AM
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division.bell
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got me there.

i'll drink more now
Oct 21 2012 4:26AM
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mgenova
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chug chug chug.
Oct 21 2012 4:29AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
guize include me come on, or one whatever
Oct 21 2012 4:37AM
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Rachy
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Yes, I'm drunk.

I wrote a long message but had to delete it.


I would like to conclude with, "KAYA HAS BECOME A FUCKING BABE!" seriously. I'd do her for more than her skiing and I'm straighter than an arrow.
Oct 21 2012 4:48AM
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mgenova
Posts: 217 - Karma: 118
oh hai
Oct 21 2012 4:51AM
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95959
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god fuck ive had a long weekend
Oct 21 2012 4:56AM
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Backyard.Skier
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ha

hah
ha

trashy cried but now is all good!
Oct 21 2012 6:10AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
si senor

i was drifting a golf cart while drinking absolut. we flipped it lol
Oct 21 2012 6:34AM
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E__
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i really have to poop
Oct 21 2012 6:46AM
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SterlingArcher
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there's already a thread for that

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/657343/
Oct 21 2012 9:58PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
preemptive posting for tommorow night. bid Tuesday here i come!!
Oct 22 2012 3:30PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
No school tomorrow, means somebody threw a shop party, and I made out with two regrettable ladies, fsda asdf fds
Oct 29 2012 2:38AM
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sammy_
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poppin bottles of vino with tha fam..oh how I love my family
Oct 29 2012 10:56PM
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mgenova
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I AM DRESSED AS A JUNGLE CAT AND VERY DRUNK


HELP
Oct 30 2012 3:26AM
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Guard_Puma
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I think we all agree that without pics, none of us can do anything to help you.
Oct 30 2012 2:36PM
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TylerMacDonald
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I'm not even drunk.

Or am i?

Nah I'm not

im 12
Nov 3 2012 8:16PM
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RickAstley
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I WOULD LOVE TO HELP BUT NO HELP CAN BE GIVEN UNTIL EXACT SITUATION IS KNOWN.

SPARKNOTES: PICS ARE NEEDED
Nov 4 2012 1:50AM
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LoneRanger
Posts: 75 - Karma: 96
Daylight Savings Drunk!!!! /claim
Nov 4 2012 1:08AM
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daskis
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Herrrrriooooo
Nov 4 2012 1:35AM
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travazoid
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hi. I'm drunk too.yay

Nov 4 2012 2:39AM
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Shlogan
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brosman throw down
Nov 4 2012 2:43AM
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Downtofilm
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People be trying to scrap me, not sure why.
Nov 4 2012 2:48AM
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NPF
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fight them. film it.
Nov 4 2012 2:52AM
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MothaHucker
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Anyone else feelin good right now?
Nov 4 2012 2:55AM
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pow_pow~
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Hopistal.. getting stomac pumped 100& legit. Got work in tje morning. Om fucked.
Nov 9 2012 8:34AM
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sammy_
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poww powwwwww.
Nov 9 2012 11:57PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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aaaaand were off

Nov 10 2012 12:34AM
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.Hugo.
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Dominhoes!
Nov 10 2012 1:12AM
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Doggerr
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Fuch the police all they do is fcjk kids on the streets I be spittin hard sittin in my muthafucjin seet. Bitches all up on me like woah what the fuck you doing you stupid hoe. Aaaaaewwwww what up bitches
Nov 10 2012 1:57AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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RELAX
Nov 10 2012 2:12AM
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SirBooley
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i'm feelin pretty tasty, just finished a 40 of high life. Good start to the night so far.!!!!
Nov 10 2012 2:18AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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you should take some tylenol
Nov 10 2012 2:22AM
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Crossfade
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omg i am feelin this *cries http://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
Nov 10 2012 2:57AM
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Backyard.Skier
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Druuunmkkk
Nov 10 2012 2:57AM
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shea.
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Yep. drunk NS... not wnough going on tonight though. NS that is.
Nov 10 2012 3:01AM
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errrka
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drunk drunk drunk drunk its ma birthday tinychat yeaaaa
Nov 10 2012 3:47AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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i wish i had weed
Nov 10 2012 3:48AM
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