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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
I'm drunk. wiz khalifa is dumb in all the smartest ways. i love gin. i love wiz khalifa too. cool.
Sep 30 2012 11:14PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
*NOT DRUNK YET
Sep 30 2012 11:15PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Bingo lol

Will be there soon! just made another drink. Mostly gin and a little Orange juice lol
Sep 30 2012 11:27PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
i gin and juiced last night. i'm not even sure i was alive last night either. go boi!
Sep 30 2012 11:38PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
AWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHH
Oct 1 2012 12:18AM
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russ.bar
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Eagles baby fuck ybe stpid pieceof shit goants
Oct 1 2012 12:40AM
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Bill.Nye
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Somebody's way above my level! High five!
Oct 1 2012 12:43AM
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Round-Four
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Oct 1 2012 12:59AM
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Big_Spence
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eta to legal drinking: 3 hours 40 minutes eta to drunk: now
Oct 1 2012 11:18PM
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bo0b
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I wanna text this girl saying how I've liked her for two years, but I havent had the balls to ask her out, she asked me to be her grad date yesterday. what should I say?/ im durnk
Oct 6 2012 2:50AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I always thought you were like 24?
Oct 6 2012 2:52AM
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PON3
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Bring her to the side and just be like, hey im going to lay this out here, and I have liked you for the past two years, and today I am going to stand up and want to ask you out and treat you to the most amazing time of your life? I always do that and it works for me
Oct 6 2012 2:55AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
damn i feel like i need to nut up and do that... i think tomorrow might have to be the day. shall report back.
Oct 6 2012 5:54AM
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Jane6
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havent been this hungover in a longass time.
Oct 6 2012 10:28AM
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Spinoza
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Same here this is awful
Oct 6 2012 10:30AM
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Jane6
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haha a friend of mine I havent seen in ages wrote on my Facebook "I love when Wille is drunk"

I have no memory of even meeting her last night.
What I do remember is shouting "whats up with your ugly face, been drinking too much period blood again?" to some random douchebag while waiting for the subway. I have class.
Oct 6 2012 10:34AM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,224
You said some funny things last night
Oct 6 2012 10:40AM
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Spinoza
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I told my friend to stop going after these girls because they were ugly, but they were right there when I said it and I kindof feel bad
Oct 6 2012 10:41AM
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Jane6
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d-d-d-d-d-douchebaaaaaaggggg
Oct 6 2012 10:51AM
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bo0b
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Damn you're smooth.
Oct 6 2012 11:04AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
this.
dont know if i'll make it ot the game today. can't even smoke to solve the problem
Oct 6 2012 11:17AM
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Spinoza
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for my Toronto bredrin



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Oct 6 2012 6:27PM
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
you guys drink?? deyummmm
Oct 6 2012 6:33PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
fuck everything
Oct 7 2012 2:55AM
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alexat955
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I know how you feel bro. Shit sucks
Oct 7 2012 6:02AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
round 2 for partying at the bar. underagedontcare
Oct 7 2012 7:07AM
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Big_Spence
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ha no, turned 21 last tuesday.
Oct 7 2012 2:51PM
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.Hugo.
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Sunday afternoon drunknewss. nothin brtter
Oct 7 2012 6:19PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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WHY IS IT RAINING.I WANT PIZZA BUT ITS RAINING. BULLLSHIIT.
Oct 7 2012 10:50PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Fuck my college, we dont get columbus day off. Its because the president of UB is indian, and columbus killed all the indians. dont hold a grudge, man
Oct 7 2012 11:45PM
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Willgum
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also im not drunk im just pissed
Oct 7 2012 11:46PM
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alexat955
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being indian =/= being an indian
Oct 8 2012 2:51AM
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SeanTom
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currently starving. Micky D's or school caf?

Oct 11 2012 5:17PM
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Heart
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if you have a meal plan go to the cafeteria. use the meals you paid for
Oct 13 2012 12:50PM
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Spinoza
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shit i hope he didnt wait those 2 days for someone to tell him what to eat lol. he must be starviing!
Oct 13 2012 2:46PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Beer Olympics today. Been hammered since 9:30 fuck
Oct 13 2012 4:13PM
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bo0b
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It's so damn early, it's only 10:34, Ive been drink ing at the Freshtival since 6:00 and I'm drunk sa fuk
Oct 14 2012 12:34AM
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Rafiki
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stfu you're 13 and not drunk. you don't have to lie on the internet to try and fit in
Oct 14 2012 12:51AM
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bo0b
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I'm 16. I'm drunk goddamnit.
Oct 14 2012 1:04AM
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Spinoza
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go away.
Oct 14 2012 1:20AM
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bo0b
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Spinoza and me are tight. We have a thing going on here. back off dickface.
Oct 14 2012 1:21AM
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Rafiki
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that's cute. how does his dick taste?
Oct 14 2012 1:25AM
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LoneRanger
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PBR dry, i git fucked
Oct 14 2012 1:26AM
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Spinoza
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no you misunderstood, i said go away
Oct 14 2012 1:26AM
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bo0b
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I don't know sorry. I think I judt broke my finger
Oct 14 2012 1:48AM
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Rafiki
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wait, hold on a second...
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stop acting like newschoolers is about you
Oct 14 2012 2:27AM
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Spinoza
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stop acting like youre pickling cucumbers in your asshole
Oct 14 2012 2:29AM
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pmw
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i promise im sober and not fuckin smashed taking bong rips to
Oct 14 2012 2:33AM
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Willgum
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Nothing better than walking in your all guys dorm bathroom and finding a girl in it. You gotta congratulate her on getting laid. Said the guy with a girlfriend its worth it nig
Oct 14 2012 2:42AM
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Rafiki
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ya good one.
Oct 14 2012 2:44AM
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