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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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JKill
Posts: 626 - Karma: 67
Came on this tread to comment on how I am about drunk and found pictures of cool cars. What the hell is going on? Should I drink and drive? I think not! Fuck all you drinkers that drive!

May 30 2012 2:28AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
im sooo drunk right kow!!! talkig too a super cute girl snd making progresss hoping to get it in tonight
Jun 1 2012 2:15AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
I wish I was more drunk tonight sucked dick
Jun 1 2012 3:18AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
fucking russians
Jun 1 2012 3:33AM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
Fucking canadians, my body is ready. Hello
Jun 1 2012 3:42AM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
And anathema is hot, someone claim him before I do
Jun 1 2012 4:04AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Try an American on for size. Hi there how are things? Im john, its a pleasure to meet you ;)



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Jun 1 2012 4:23AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
Tesla was Austrian, not american.
Jun 1 2012 5:42AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
No shit Sherlock. You completely overlooked the point of those memes.
Jun 1 2012 6:35AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
hahahahahahaha

at least i was a at russian bar!
Jun 1 2012 10:46AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
ohhhhh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Jun 2 2012 2:00AM
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Forest.
Posts: 329 - Karma: 500
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerpsy derpsss
Jun 3 2012 4:34AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
Feeling grrrrrrrrrreat!
Jun 3 2012 5:35AM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
I LOVE IN THE GAYEST TOWN EVER GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYYYYY GHEEEEYYYYYYYYY fuck it
Jun 5 2012 12:57AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
GIN AND TEAS FOR DAYZZZZ.


but tomorrow is tuesday? for real? fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jun 5 2012 3:59AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
siiiiiiiiiiick
Jun 5 2012 6:57AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
p-town?
Jun 5 2012 7:02AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
LOOOOUUUDDD NOISES!!!!!


ughhhh soooo hungover!!!!
Jun 5 2012 11:10AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Why is it I only ever see this thread during the day on weekdays. I have not once seen it at night or when i'm drunk.
Jun 5 2012 11:23AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Real talk
Jun 5 2012 11:36AM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
nah right outside of  portland
Jun 5 2012 11:49AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Its just me, but when ever I post on this thread is the weekdays because Im here getting drunk with my friends. On the weekend I dont post much on it because I am always out, unless I want to be Mr. Antisocial and whip out my phone and use that while at the bar.
Jun 5 2012 12:21PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,456
Dude, if you created the thread, just go into "my threads" and then click "created threads". WHAMMY.
Jun 5 2012 12:48PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I think I deleted it because the thread kinda died :/
Jun 5 2012 1:03PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
FUCK YEAH!
Jun 9 2012 10:46PM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
Give this guy another beer.
Jun 9 2012 10:59PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
well im prtty fuckin drunk with slahvay hahaha. fuck the haters hahaa
Jun 9 2012 11:26PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
playing drinking games with the old highschool friens, and its my 22nd b day woooooooo lets go!!!!!!!
Jun 10 2012 1:48AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
#dvrk?
Jun 10 2012 2:07AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
fml
Jun 10 2012 3:38AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
3 is the magic number?) morning story
Jun 10 2012 4:22AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
Tequuuila party. partying in boxers, girls just in bras and panits. soldi fucking party! yeeee
Jun 10 2012 5:05AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
you better tell that story.



Woke up super hung over after gong out to the bars for my birthday, and what do you do on your birthday to take away tge hangover?

Made me a screwdriver lol Keeping this going allllll day!!!!
Jun 10 2012 10:28AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
haha god damnit.

my girlfriends best friend just broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years (who was a complete douche and treated her extremely poorly, super unhealthy relationship) and we had a pretty solid threeway going for a good amount of time. sadly it didn't go beyond making out because 1/2 started throwing up.
Jun 10 2012 4:14PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
lmao. I hear puking is always a pretty big cockblock.
Jun 10 2012 4:15PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Never stops me ;)
Jun 10 2012 8:45PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
puke, brush your teeth, back to mackin' hunnies.
Jun 11 2012 4:41AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,456
Proven technology.
Jun 11 2012 4:50AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,627
4 hours of sleep is not enough gahhhhh!
Jun 11 2012 7:54AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
Drunk cow riding. Idk whats going on.
Jun 11 2012 10:31PM
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charcharbinks
Posts: 515 - Karma: 734
i m wasted rightt now!
Jun 13 2012 3:34AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
aaah legit fuckin day!! also why are always the super good looking ones completely retarded???
Jun 13 2012 9:59PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,456
This could be said for both sexes.
Jun 14 2012 1:02AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Working on it
Jun 14 2012 1:10AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
fuck tonight. Im so ready for summer
Jun 14 2012 5:20AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
two people on a scooty is fun as FUCCK!
Jun 16 2012 3:46AM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
Fuck I haven't been drunk since like march. Glad it's summer. Stay safe.
Jun 17 2012 12:10AM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
been drunk for 3 days strait!

wake up and raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage mouthafukas@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Jun 18 2012 12:07PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
7 days of drunkenness in Prague, literally feel like death right now. never have i ever consumed so much beer in such a short space of time
Jun 18 2012 3:15PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
+K only because of your damn icon. Made me crack up
Jun 19 2012 1:20AM
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