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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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salomon097
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okay so im drunk (obvs). i was gonna post a new thread then i saw this one (thank jah) im drunk off wine. i havent been drunk off wine since the first time i got drunk when i was like 15. im in community college and it sucks cock. im transfering to a REAL SCHOOL with REAL MOUNTAINS next semester(thank jah). living at home is leading a miserable existence. i either smoke weed or drink every night just to get through this miserable existence. I live a boring life. I cant wait to gtfo of this mess. my girlfriend moved away. my friends are not always the most reliable. Im just venting at this point. anything that takes the edge off is what im seeking. i can never find buds anymore. nor can i even find spice (but thats probably a good thing) so wine it is. getting drunk alone and posting on the internet is depressing. i will probably wake up tomorrow and regret every single thing i posted on facebook (#firstworldproblemz) blahhhh damn im pathetic. carry on NS
Apr 30 2012 12:01AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
small jar of my bosses raspberry everclear and a solid afternoon of SSX; what could be better?


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Apr 30 2012 7:58PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Can I join?

Ill bring some 20 year old rum from Barbados that I have been sipping on.
Apr 30 2012 9:36PM
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AT-AT
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End of the semester BeerBQ here i come.
May 1 2012 12:29PM
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Crossfade
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Drank 60 beers yesterday /claim today, understandibly, i feel like shit...
May 2 2012 2:04PM
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alexat955
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Lol nope
May 2 2012 2:45PM
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ryantheconnolly
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ya you wouldnt feel like shit if you only drank that many. i drank 130 once and i barely had a hangover
May 2 2012 3:22PM
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AT-AT
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 BeerBQ > Me
May 2 2012 4:25PM
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Crossfade
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May 2 2012 8:01PM
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thenightman
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been dinking maker'ss marks since 5:00, fuck tset at noon
May 3 2012 3:16AM
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Crossfade
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omg this chick dinks so slow.  if your a "ladies men" member you know what im talkin bout,

the "Female Roomate" thread, nuff said.  have a good one NSG

May 3 2012 6:46AM
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easiestEC
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im so hammered. this is how i do
May 4 2012 5:20AM
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jewFro
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My friend like sguns and 40s Click for larger image
May 4 2012 10:46PM
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NPF
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that looks way to goooood
drunk NSing yay
May 5 2012 4:20AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 11,892
Beat up (beat up!)
beat down (beat down!)
we're too drunk to feel it
ohhhhhhhh!

May 5 2012 4:54AM
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Rosstafarian
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shotgunned Sierra Nevada Torpedo tall cans. rough but recommended
May 5 2012 5:50AM
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AT-AT
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Happy Cinco de Mayo fellow drunkians !
May 5 2012 12:04PM
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forrest-cole
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definitely got a lil to shit faced last night, rest is need to go on..
May 5 2012 12:10PM
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El.Guapo
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14 hours of sleep later
May 5 2012 3:04PM
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PON3
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Spending Cinco De Mayo with my Mexican girlfriend!

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let the parties begin!!!!!!
May 5 2012 6:45PM
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Puzzled
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Bumping this shit. I'm wasted and working way too early tomorrow, fuuuuuuu- #yolo #twitterisactuallyanelaboratescheme
May 5 2012 9:58PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
CINCO DE MAYO
May 5 2012 10:01PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
$12.00 24 of yueng light FTW.  Bien cinco de mayo
May 5 2012 10:57PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Luck me dyck me fyck fuck me fyck I hate nudge guck
May 6 2012 2:21AM
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salomon097
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pre gamed a bit. drove o a party. got there and found out the cops where on the way. went home.. and here i am
May 6 2012 3:11AM
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riddsicle
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once again happy cinco mayo. just another excuse to funnel more beers than necessary
May 6 2012 3:15AM
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NPF
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two night in a row. bitches aint shit
May 6 2012 4:32AM
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Toaster-Tony
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whoa... DID YOU SAY 2?
May 6 2012 4:43AM
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NPF
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can' you read? i know i go hard in the paint... 2?!?!? you crazy.....













































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May 6 2012 4:53AM
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Spinoza
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*fuck me fuck me fuck me I hate myself fuck!
May 6 2012 11:18AM
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KillaSteeze
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ns os da sizllle, drank abit much ands i got school in da morning haha whatever man, ba dada whateva man
May 7 2012 2:07AM
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ryantheconnolly
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May 7 2012 4:10AM
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Manana
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNEImAIM4L4

too drunk to inbed, fuck yeah
May 7 2012 9:31AM
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AT-AT
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That's just perfect haha.
Guns and booze served simultaneously at a bar.
May 7 2012 11:07AM
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Willgum
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Just gonna bump this out of in homage to those raging tonight
May 11 2012 9:53PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Finally making an apearancr after a while. Had a couple glasses of makers mark tonight. Love that shit
May 12 2012 2:19AM
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EastCoast315
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I'm in tonight, sluts. On the county line between Blackout County and Remember-wtf-I-did-last-night County.
May 12 2012 2:22AM
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miroz
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Hahahahahahaha
May 12 2012 2:28AM
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NPF
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I DONT GIVE A SHIIIIIT. drunk, thug, livin
May 12 2012 4:23AM
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Wompuscat
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Bitchesssssssss
May 12 2012 4:34AM
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NPF
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fuck them. getmoney
May 12 2012 4:52AM
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thank god this thread is here i was afraid i was going to have to search for it im thankful i came home and my parents were asleep #yolo i feel like in the morning im gonna wake up with a massive headache if you know what im saying. i hate headaches but its whatever i jist love partying with my boy timotheezy #BM muthafukca
May 13 2012 12:22AM
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GayWolf420
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I'm
May 13 2012 2:31AM
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Kajex
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Mothers Day. shit. bar down the street had 1$ PBR's and 3$ shots, plus this girl i know was the bartender so my tagbtonight was 4$. I am fucke edup. gave her a 25$ tip, figured that fit. I hve 4 drunk people passed out on my living room floor, but i jus graduatied college so id like to see anyone complain. winnnin !
May 13 2012 2:39AM
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easiestEC
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happy college graduation y'all
May 13 2012 4:15AM
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NPF
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"and then she was like put it in may butttttt.butt"bit i was like bitch plaese. hahahhahaha MIKE G
May 13 2012 5:44AM
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Crossfade
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wow. I'm in this random apt. with a 1/2? year old staring at me ontop of her passed out father.  wtf do i do!? I think I'm gonna bail.  Why the fuck am
I on NS?

#sketchyapartment

May 14 2012 7:17AM
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easiestEC
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im hammered, i apologize in advance, but if any of you live in tahoe and enjoy yayo, PM me, we got to chill!!! im here all summer. if you dont PM me, your a pussy....
May 16 2012 5:55AM
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GayWolf420
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Flippin chickens want da money and da power
May 16 2012 10:30AM
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PON3
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Man, I woke up and I am still drunk. Last night was tooo much fun!!!!
May 16 2012 10:44AM
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