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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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sneaky_pete
Posts: 543 - Karma: 47
MEOW bitches
Apr 21 2012 1:39AM
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BROSEIDON
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pretty fucking unfder the influence, i got cockblkokecged and dripped my phone int he toiltert and its drying rin rice :(
Apr 21 2012 1:52AM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
like, meow
Apr 21 2012 2:08AM
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Backyard.Skier
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Apr 21 2012 2:10AM
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asapCferg
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lovermont
Apr 21 2012 7:41PM
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ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126
its 740 and your drunk?

im impressed.
Apr 21 2012 7:43PM
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Smilemon
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I'm drinking on the lawn in the sun, working on a biology paper. I'm a resident assistant for my dorm, and I've been supplying my residents with vodka and mixers for the entirety of the afternoon. Hope that's worth some karma. @bztruk, come home bro, day drinking isn't the same without you.
Apr 21 2012 7:44PM
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ryantheconnolly
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last day of freshman year of college... im about to get belligerent
Apr 21 2012 8:00PM
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Spinoza
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toronto Toronto toronto Toronto hahaha TORONTO
Apr 22 2012 3:34AM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
well fuck ns. dipped out on a chick for parties...time to do some good ol fashioned making up!
Apr 22 2012 3:40AM
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gregorio
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booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby titty totty tooty ttitty titty titty titty titty tyitty tytityttytityti tyttit titty titty tyi butts butts butts ass tittier ass tittier
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Apr 22 2012 3:43AM
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artfullydodged
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THUNDRECUNT
Apr 22 2012 4:14AM
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forrest-cole
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nbitchhhhh i feeeel goood!!! o fuckkk yaaa
Apr 22 2012 6:59AM
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PON3
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Man, I really wish I was drunk last night. Got in a fight with my girl at her formal dance. If I was so drunk what happened wouldnt of even mattered because I would be making an ass of my self on the dance floor not giving a fuck about any thing!



Oh well.
Apr 22 2012 11:32AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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classy, you should get drunk right now and go talk to her about what happened, that'll make everything better. On another note, im sober.
Apr 22 2012 11:35AM
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forrest-cole
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not feeling so good now haha goddamn
Apr 22 2012 5:34PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
springfest, i was drunk all day!
Apr 22 2012 7:15PM
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jewFro
Posts: 562 - Karma: 24
Hahahhahhahahahaha. Shoudlsnt be as funny as it is
Apr 22 2012 7:28PM
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ONTerriible
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hahaha. as long as you had fun.
Apr 22 2012 7:29PM
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Spinoza
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sweet username  haha
Apr 22 2012 8:05PM
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ONTerriible
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fits really well, especially with the last season.
Apr 22 2012 8:07PM
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NPF
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So.... i was coming back from this party and this girl said she was cold so i gave her my jacket and i didnt know she was that drunk and it was a really bumpy road and she ended up puking all onver my armada jacket..... FUUUUUCK. its a good thing i like her or i would have RAGED.
Apr 23 2012 4:56AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
So.... i was coming back from this party and this girl said she was cold so i gave her my jacket and i didnt know she was that drunk and it was a really bumpy road and she ended up puking all onver my armada jacket..... FUUUUUCK. its a good thing i like her or i would have RAGED.
Apr 23 2012 4:56AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
This
Apr 23 2012 10:44AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
hollllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy shit pledging is retarded they took my phone wallet and every item of clothes out of my room. how am i supposed to go to class tomorrow
Apr 24 2012 6:12AM
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Guard_Puma
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That's pretty blatant hazing. Talk to you pledge educator or someone you are comfortable with about it, let them know it is not okay. Hazing is a really serious issue.
Apr 24 2012 11:49AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Like a BOSS!

Just go naked!
Apr 24 2012 11:49AM
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alexat955
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lol. I'm not a pussy
Apr 24 2012 4:30PM
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Anathema
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you dont even drink you faking faker. unless they're coolers. all two of them. that doesn't count :P
Apr 24 2012 5:31PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
THIS!

I was just kidding in my post earlier, but forgot to reply with a serious response oops!

Right now I am a pledge educator and I wouldn't tolerate that at all. If I know a member hazed one of our pledges, I would put them up for expulsion.

My pledge process is set up so you first and most importantly get to know your pledge class so you bond as brothers, second I educate you on fraternity and chapter history. I have a pretty relaxed pledging process, which everyone seems to love.

Hazing is a very serious issue. If members are caught hazing they could face criminal charges, and potential shut down the chapter. If you feel like you are being hazed I would drop immediately so the problem doesnt continue and try to seek help so it doesnt happen to any one else. Also talk to the executive committee about it too.

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Apr 24 2012 7:05PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
yeah. its a game though. we play tag all across campus, pledges vs. actives, and if we get 1 of them we can get some of our stuff back. they really dont haze much here its all for fun and bro bonding
Apr 24 2012 7:21PM
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Guard_Puma
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That's how it always starts, for fun and bro bonding. Next thing you know three years from now the pledges are spending a day buried up to their necks in sand in the Arizona desert without water.
But, deal with it how you will I guess. That sure wouldn't fly here in Minnesota.

But this is off topic, proceed with drunkness!
Apr 24 2012 10:46PM
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alexat955
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thats a really extreme generalization... they took my clothes as a joke. its funny. but i dont wanna clog this thread anymore so whatever
Apr 24 2012 11:34PM
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riddsicle
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I am claiming this marklar in the name of marklar. happy thursday
Apr 27 2012 3:01AM
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PON3
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Apr 27 2012 9:59AM
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myllhouse
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wasted in whis. ladies get at me
Apr 28 2012 1:21AM
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Toasty.
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2 beers and a glass of dissaronno in. gonna be a good night
Apr 28 2012 1:23AM
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NPF
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fuck bitches. get money!


Apr 28 2012 4:42AM
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Lemuel
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I had to really slow down while scrolling through that boob section, but w/e.

You know you are drunk when its 10 of 5 and you aren't even tired. Pretty sure I've set my alarm for this time to get to Killy early season.
Apr 29 2012 4:52AM
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Janko
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firstposteverI'mdrunkwhassup
Apr 29 2012 6:10AM
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Janko
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holycrapitworked! munchin on this goodness currenty:
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Apr 29 2012 6:14AM
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Janko
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Apr 29 2012 6:24AM
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Janko
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this is what happens when you make your first post and imbed all at once while intoxicated. sorry y'all
Apr 29 2012 6:26AM
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PON3
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2?
Apr 29 2012 12:00PM
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Casper.
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hahaha
Apr 29 2012 12:19PM
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Crossfade
Posts: 743 - Karma: 24
I've got baileys in my coffeh this morning, just buzzed but I wanted to get in on this epic page ahaha.  Those fries with marinara and shit looked so good!
Apr 29 2012 1:10PM
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Anathema
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that was a fun kegger. im hurtin today though..
Apr 29 2012 1:25PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
this morning I woke up and didnt knoq where I was, with a dog sleeping by the end of the bed.2 surprise parties in 2 days ,;,---> blackout drunk, hung over and now cozy drunk. successful weekend was successful! and more drinking tomorrow due to valborg awww yeeeaaahh
Apr 29 2012 7:40PM
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Crossfade
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^ jane, you sound cool ass fuck, im feelin real warm in the face right now.  go hard motherfuckers
Apr 29 2012 11:26PM
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PON3
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Always a sad day when you realize you have less alcohol than you though.
Apr 29 2012 11:37PM
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