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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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PON3
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Mar 15 2012 11:53PM
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El.Guapo
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on the brightside i was blacked out so i dont remember
Mar 15 2012 11:55PM
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PON3
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Might want to lay off the fapping for a while lol
Mar 16 2012 12:00AM
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theline
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exactly the face i made reading this
Mar 16 2012 12:03AM
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Lemuel
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Woah, got a little more drunk than I have in a while. Didn't black out though which was really interesting, I may have been on the tippin point. Eugh, maybe Peetah takes it easy tonight
Mar 16 2012 8:57AM
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e_strapp
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nah man, drink more you'll be fine!
Mar 16 2012 8:59AM
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Lemuel
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aight man you the boss!
Mar 16 2012 9:09AM
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SirFryanator
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Mar 16 2012 9:58PM
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NPF
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pre drunk, shall report back
Mar 17 2012 12:18AM
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BROSEIDON
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im gettin rella weird and have to be to worl at 8 and my roomammte os fuking some girl da fuck?
Mar 17 2012 12:40AM
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asapCferg
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this is why your so cool
Mar 17 2012 2:52AM
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Lemuel
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my level
Mar 17 2012 3:15AM
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El.Guapo
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aftert wayting in tge line i finnally take a shit and now im on my fone. thet triedd too cut me of but i still grab more beer and im get hella biches tonyte. holla mufacka
Mar 17 2012 3:27AM
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SirFryanator
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fuck love
fuck addiction
fuck everything

wolf gang odd future suck a dick

I dont even like odd future
Mar 17 2012 3:40AM
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NPF
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meh had an alright night. got kinda drunk. and thats about it hahaha
Mar 17 2012 4:16AM
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Tent
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I'm stlk dunk
Mar 17 2012 10:17AM
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.AR6rider.
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Welp, see you guys tomorrow!
Mar 17 2012 11:33AM
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PON3
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HAPPY ST PATTIES DAY!!!! I am going to the local Irish theme pub here and getting my Guinness on. here is a Irish pub/drinking game to get you guys in the mood to crack open a Guinness.




GET WASTED!!!!!!!!
Mar 17 2012 11:42AM
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asapCferg
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today is such a great day....i support my irish heratidge strongly
Mar 17 2012 6:30PM
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Spinoza
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Bump bump gaha break before tonight whatttggggup
Mar 17 2012 6:41PM
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Lemuel
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This is gonna be a good night. Start drinking when I got back from the mountain. Hittin up Al's french fries (for those vermonters who know how dank it is) in a few with the squad. I love everything right now.
Mar 17 2012 6:42PM
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Orrin
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Been drinking since 11am and it's now 11pm..oh shit sticks!
Mar 17 2012 7:17PM
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asapCferg
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petah farrel text me please me and abby need to see your face...207 232 7104 you know my numbah, stay classy luh ya
Mar 17 2012 8:18PM
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alexat955
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inb4 youre harassed by 12 year olds
Mar 17 2012 8:24PM
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andybob
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Bought a 1.75 L bottle of Jameson today. Fucking hammered right now.
Mar 17 2012 11:02PM
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SirFryanator
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sippin on a jack n coke
Mar 17 2012 11:08PM
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katie.
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someone maide me the most delicious drink. gin, San pellegrino orange, lemon juice an orange slices and ice. straiin to get the pulp out = delicious and oh ya happy st pats!
Mar 18 2012 12:22AM
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asapCferg
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heres my numba so call me maybe 207 232 7104 SEXT
Mar 18 2012 12:27AM
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ryantheconnolly
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give it about 5 hours... ill be posting in here
Mar 18 2012 12:48AM
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Anti_Steeze
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uh oh
Mar 18 2012 10:25AM
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PON3
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Might not be a smart idea.



Oh and it feels like my head got hit with a bag of bricks. Hurts so bad!
Mar 18 2012 12:07PM
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El.Guapo
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someones hungover! *raises hand*
Mar 18 2012 1:28PM
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asapCferg
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shit..well happy day after st pattys day
Mar 18 2012 2:02PM
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Anathema
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still trying to conjure the energy to take a shower and go outside.

ughhhhh
Mar 18 2012 2:04PM
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El.Guapo
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3 aspirin and a pot of coffe in and still havnt seen the sun
Mar 18 2012 2:26PM
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ryantheconnolly
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i did multiple irish car bombs and danced on a table. i also don't have a hangover so i am loving life right now
Mar 18 2012 5:21PM
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alexat955
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pussy
Mar 18 2012 9:19PM
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emilyskis
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St. Peter, my man.
Mar 18 2012 10:34PM
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SirFryanator
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im playing strip games with two girls on skype and destroying them. but im drunk so im just getting naked as well

FUCK CLOTHING
Mar 19 2012 12:06AM
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El.Guapo
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^i am know for stripping when im drunk. the thing is no one complains. they just join in
Mar 19 2012 12:10AM
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Guard_Puma
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Just got back from Spring break in PCB where I was literally not sober at all for 120 straight hours. In those hours I shit on the floor of our hotel, my friends sent 12 pictures of my flaccid penis and one erect one to 6 of our girl friends, pulled the line from Forgetting Sarah Marshall: "I just got out of a serious relationship and am not looking for anything serious. I think having sex with either one of you would be a real treat for me. Want to go home? How about you? Want to go home?", and drank 917 beers with my 7 other buddies. Overall a successful week. And to cap it off it is now my friend's 21st, so I am pretty drunk at 5 on a Monday. And I had sex on Saturday, ending a VERY long dry spell. Love you NS.
Mar 19 2012 7:05PM
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Crossfade
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beer pong in the garage, erebody wins. jaja
Mar 21 2012 4:48AM
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P-HAGAR
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college toured last week at boulder stayed at my friends house and i have never been so hammered. im from the east so the altitude fucked with me and idk played like 3 games of beer pong, 4 shots, then got more drinks at a bar i dont remember..got kicked out of a frat house then blacked out at a house party then shredded breck the next day! loveee colorado
Mar 21 2012 9:24AM
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El.Guapo
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lonely shots
Mar 22 2012 12:10AM
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PON3
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Well my parents brought me back a bottle of rum when they got back from their cruise. Popped it open last night, poured it on the rocks and sipped it why hanging out with my girl. It was really enjoyable. Didn't get drunk, but I feel like sharing this because this is the best rum I have ever had.

Mt Gay Rum is in Barbados, and it was established in 1703, which is currently the oldest rum distillery in the world. I was drinking the "Extra Old" Which is aged 17 years in kentucky oak barrels. The hint of the wood, subtle spices, hint of nuts and bananas warm the mouth and sooth the throat. Such a good relaxation drink.

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Mar 22 2012 2:10PM
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SirFryanator
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meet my friend jack daniels. 2:16 in the afternoon, met a girl in the liquor store and we hit it off. drank a bit. now I'm drunk. off 1 drink. somehow. full glass of JD will do that to you I suppose

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Mar 22 2012 2:16PM
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ryantheconnolly
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didnt drink enough on saint patricks day so i will probably be doing more irish car bombs tonight. i'm irish i don't need a holiday to celebrate anyways
Mar 22 2012 6:50PM
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maxgilly
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"im drunk" thread already going at 5pm on weeknight, i dig.
Mar 22 2012 7:54PM
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alexat955
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Spring break bitches I've been drinking since 3
Mar 22 2012 8:03PM
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asapCferg
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gotta love the beach in march.
Mar 22 2012 8:40PM
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