Bet your ass I didn't forget!!!!
Here is the story:
So last night I was bored before the party me and my other brothers threw at the fraternity house. So like any college student, I pre-gamed and was playing some call of duty and having a grand ol' time. Later I heard people playing beer pong in the basement so I went down there to go play, and what do I see, MY FUCKING EX GF THAT I HATE. Oh yeah she still has a huge thing for me. But I broke up with her because she is weird and got fat. Yeah I'm an asshole.
So she wanted to talk and catch up and played a game of beer pong and she was fucking terrible so I kept making fun of her and she kept taking it and laughing. I'm like bitch, I'm making fun of you, you aren't supposed to laugh!
She also tried to be all touchy with me and shit and I kept backing away. So I left given that huge awkward situation, and went back upstairs to make me a drink. When I was making me a Coke n' Rum, she came into my room and locked the door behind her.
Yeah this is where it gets weird.
She starts to pull her tits out saying how big they have gotten since we have broken up. I'm like in my mind "Yeah those are nice, but you are still fat." And I told her to put those away and she wanted me to kiss her, and I was having none of that.
And she wanted to see me naked and shit, so I kicked her the fuck out.
This is where the revenge happens.
With in ten minutes of my ex throwing her self at me to basically be fucked, I called over another girl. When I was walking with the other very sexy girl to my room, I passed by my ex and gave her a smile and she flipped me off.
Best feeling ever!!!
Oh yeah, I also got it in last night to
