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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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jewFro
Posts: 562 - Karma: 24
By myself watching Trpic Thinder yeeeeee
Feb 2 2012 8:52PM
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.AR6rider.
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Thursday is the new Friday, haven't you heard?
Feb 2 2012 8:53PM
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Piste.Off
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Feb 2 2012 8:58PM
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Willgum
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Thirsty thusdays bro
Feb 2 2012 8:59PM
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Deluge
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what this kid said
Feb 2 2012 10:40PM
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Wompuscat
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whacked-out wednesdays, fucked-up friday, shit-faced saturday, Sunday funday, Messed-up Monday, Tuesday Boozeday.
Feb 2 2012 11:39PM
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BROSEIDON
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yeeee



plus, whrre is arack city, bitch?
Feb 3 2012 12:59AM
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.AR6rider.
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You almost got it. It's wine Wednesday. Gotta keep one day classy.
Feb 3 2012 2:04AM
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Lé.Skiing
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Feb 3 2012 2:12AM
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asapCferg
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lol
Feb 3 2012 5:44PM
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dreadyboy
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Just cracked a can of hell's gate, hopefully drinking my height tonight. With my staff I'll be able to control hell's minions
Feb 3 2012 5:53PM
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captainEMERICA
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I am proud to say that I can finally contribute to this thread. Bonjourno.
Feb 3 2012 11:16PM
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PON3
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Who else is getting twisted tonight? it has been a solid couple weeks since I have posted in this thread. I miss being drunk.
Feb 3 2012 11:35PM
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613.
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Me in about 10 minutes...

Feb 3 2012 11:39PM
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yuck
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WOOOOOOOOOOOH IM FRIGGIN DICKED BAUUDD
Feb 4 2012 12:28AM
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yuck
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IM IN MIAMI BITCH
Feb 4 2012 12:29AM
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Saac
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just eat the greatest hitdog of my fricken life!!!!!
Feb 4 2012 12:32AM
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thenightman
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i worked with my bitch of a boss today and when i go tback i really needed a drink and when i walked in my roommates were waiting there with a cold beer and a new bottle of gin. best roomates evar
Feb 4 2012 1:02AM
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Downtofilm
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Dwifnatly fuckd to shit 8 bers dep plus couple sh\ats solid night
Feb 4 2012 4:17AM
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NPF
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LAWLZ
Feb 4 2012 4:21AM
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Daoust
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ive never woken up this drunk with such a bad headache.....and i dreamt about someone shooting up my house so i woke up scared as shit
Feb 4 2012 8:20AM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
ALERT CHARLIE OUCH IS DRUNKKKK LOLOLLOLOLOLLLLLOOO FOR DAH LULZ
Feb 4 2012 10:10PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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ceferg i bet you cant sleep with 3 different guys tonight
Feb 4 2012 10:13PM
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kvan
Posts: 3085 - Karma: 1,225
hewooooooow just drank liek 8 gin/tonics, couple pbrs, and a couple more, chuuuuuuuuug!!
Feb 4 2012 11:52PM
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kvan
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/threadzzz
Feb 4 2012 11:54PM
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katie.
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lol me and megin her basment aha
Feb 5 2012 1:42AM
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[hamnuts]
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lAWl let's du fuckkkcnoaw let's fuqqq
Feb 5 2012 1:44AM
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Panda_with_Guns
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share tits?
Feb 5 2012 1:44AM
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katie.
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lolnot yet
Feb 5 2012 1:47AM
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PON3
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how bout now?
Feb 5 2012 1:55AM
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Panda_with_Guns
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tniychat?
Feb 5 2012 1:55AM
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katie.
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aye
Feb 5 2012 1:55AM
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Lemuel
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Feb 7 2012 10:46PM
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CliffyByro
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hahaha lost it
Feb 9 2012 2:49PM
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Craze
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Yes its only 6 and ive already been to two bars shooting pool and conversing with people. I finally have saved up 2 grand while spending money on necessities like food gas drinks and weed. My cars paid off and all i have to pay for is gas and insurance i have free rent so i felt i could spend a few dollars and have a good time, plus i quite poking the smots last week which leaves me with extra cash flow and less stress vents so its what ever im enjoying my friday and going to see a play tonight (no homo) a good friends preforming in it so im obligated. Probably gonna meet my dad at the bar later to shoot more pool. 
Feb 10 2012 6:14PM
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Lemuel
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Drinking $13 tequilla. Let's see if I need to post that hungover cat picture again.
Feb 10 2012 6:33PM
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Craze
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Lol you probably will, im guessing your tequila doesnt have a worm in it since it was cheap or else id tell you to eat it lol
Feb 10 2012 6:46PM
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Lemuel
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Definitely no worm in it haha. I need to time warp to the party zone because it's way too early still.
Feb 10 2012 6:57PM
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Craze
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I just noticed your names Bullwinkle, 10/10 lol
Feb 10 2012 7:01PM
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asapCferg
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oh man i better see this tonight
Feb 10 2012 8:20PM
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platform8
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drunk as fuck listening to some other drunk kid break down the walking dead on amc. shit about nailing your own dick to the floor boards and spooning peoples asses. bosh. probly wont remember this tomarow. but fucke it ns drunk and i wanna talk to someone. ahaha faya boom bless up im out
Feb 11 2012 12:09AM
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Shark.
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funniest shti EVER

Feb 11 2012 12:17AM
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Lemuel
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You did't even see it tonight........ your fault :/


NOT READY FOR BED FUUUUUUUU
Feb 11 2012 2:14AM
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*Bird
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hahahaha thats so gooood
Feb 11 2012 2:40AM
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Piste.Off
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haaay girl haaaaaaay

roommates gone. suuuup
Feb 11 2012 3:23AM
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penguin_steeze
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whats up hoes
Feb 11 2012 3:25AM
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collinder
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I just played hockey for 3 hours straight while crushing beers the whole time. All I drink is beer. All beer
Feb 11 2012 3:37AM
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Capernicus
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You know what suxks?A People that don't lknkwo you? THats what is bad.
Feb 11 2012 3:49AM
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TheDude
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I am high as fuck

Feb 11 2012 4:24AM
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amo
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doesn't really count but I'm rolling tits right now. way harder than I've ever before
Feb 11 2012 4:31AM
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