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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Pillionaire
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What did i say that has been previously posted buddy?

That is a very special juice (this is the i'm drunk thread keep in mind) that had people making awful decisions. I doubt you are way to old to know what half those ingredients are / speak to freshman...
Nov 19 2011 12:49AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
I think I would have to drink more to even understand this dude?!?
Nov 19 2011 1:43AM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
who's in buff town down to party??!
Nov 19 2011 2:45AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Im at that point where I was drunk at 1130, went to bed and woke up at 4am with a spliting headache and now I cant go back to bed
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Nov 19 2011 4:38AM
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BeerWeed
Posts: 180 - Karma: 563
Wow couple of those and shit woulda been rockin
Nov 20 2011 9:34PM
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Orrin
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I'm dronk.
Nov 22 2011 5:01PM
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.AR6rider.
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Frreeeesssshhhmmaaannnnnnnnnn, freeessssshhhmmmaaanannnnnnnnn.

Although, I've never heard of schnapps. What is that? I hate being 17.
Nov 22 2011 5:04PM
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PON3
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Ill keep you posted in two hours to see if any thing fun happens. probably wont,but keeping the hopes up high.
Nov 26 2011 12:35AM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
i got drunk in the bathroom of my cousins house with like three of my cousins, one of them was 23 years old
Nov 27 2011 12:08AM
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soulskier
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huminah huminah
Nov 27 2011 12:09AM
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.AR6rider.
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Why was your 23 year old cousin hiding in the bathroom drinking when it's perfectly legal for him to drink anywhere in the house?
Nov 27 2011 12:09AM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
haha because he didn't want his parents to know he was drinking to make family dinner tolerable.
Nov 27 2011 12:13AM
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613.
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I shount post on here but i will anyways, b ut i will an.. Ok well i dont even but ok , i do. Now this paragraraph needs a point, but i think i will make it about the objective now, wich is going outside, so tryin to reach macdonadls. I really want an mcgangbange and am hungrary as fuck. But my friend l take point in this.
Nov 27 2011 1:54AM
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554
i am drunk. goodnight ns

Nov 27 2011 2:01AM
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division.bell
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I must be drunk, I laughed way too hard after reading this.
Nov 27 2011 2:31AM
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alexat955
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to
Nov 27 2011 2:40AM
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613.
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Update, spent 34.95$ at mcd's. Goodnight.
Nov 27 2011 3:10AM
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DaveM
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Updatee, goddingtuns fgoodnigt!
Nov 27 2011 3:21AM
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PON3
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What the fuck did you buy?
Nov 27 2011 10:51AM
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Porsntar
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Hahahah i just love reading this thread
Nov 27 2011 11:09AM
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613.
Posts: 827 - Karma: 164
~10 junior Mcchikens
~10 cheeseburgers
-large fry
-drink

Nov 27 2011 11:57AM
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Big_Spence
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if the booze didn't make you vomit, that certainly did. haha
Nov 27 2011 12:06PM
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613.
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yeah.. didn't finish most of it, but my friend threw up a bunch after.
Nov 27 2011 12:29PM
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ryan.c
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that and the pubic hair in all 20 sandwiches that were ordered at 2am
Nov 27 2011 2:25PM
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SterlingArcher
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what the fuck is a junior mcchicken?

Dec 4 2011 3:54AM
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Canepski
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i just want to get my post number uppp. this thread seems acceptable
Dec 4 2011 4:16AM
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Canepski
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one more for da recordwe fuck with me


<3 ns
Dec 4 2011 4:17AM
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.Natty.
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Dec 4 2011 6:05AM
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DaveM
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Expect a post from me in this thread on tuesday, finishing exams ...
Dec 4 2011 4:58PM
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OGHolliday
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Update: It's now 5pm the next day. still hungover and 800milligrams of ibuprofen deep.
Dec 4 2011 5:02PM
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Wompuscat
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Healthy for the liver.
Dec 4 2011 6:23PM
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Guard_Puma
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drinked
Dec 4 2011 10:26PM
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LineAddiction9
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BAKED!!!! BITCHES
Dec 4 2011 10:30PM
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dprice21
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came here to say the same thing... so anyway, wheres the "The "I'm High" Thread?"
Dec 4 2011 10:47PM
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ThaLorax
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it's in the 420 forum and you're not invited!
Dec 5 2011 12:26AM
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emilyiscool
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and i just broke up with my girlfriend took like 5 shots and railed some molly this shall be interesting..
Dec 5 2011 7:28PM
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1337
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indeed it shall be
Dec 5 2011 7:32PM
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asapCferg
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lolwut....
Dec 5 2011 8:14PM
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*yostertoaster*
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last canada day, 5 other friends and i were partying and some of them wanted to swim.

we were all staying at one of the girls condo.

my friend who's condo we were staying at told us it was the last condo, (thats all the detail we got) and since it was 4am, 3 friends (and me) didnt want to swim. so we decided to head over there.

 turns out the last condo had three doors. A, B and C. so we figured it was the last one. we went in (very loud and drunk) and started eating her food, one friend even took a shower and we went looking for her bedroom and settled down there. an hour later, we get a call asking where we are..

turns out her door wasnt C... her door was A

Dec 5 2011 8:23PM
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**shred
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ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah
Dec 5 2011 9:07PM
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asapCferg
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determined to write in this wednesday...last day of classes
Dec 5 2011 9:14PM
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emilyiscool
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uggghghhh dont mix these two things fuu now i feel worse
Dec 5 2011 9:33PM
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1337
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:(
Dec 5 2011 10:46PM
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A_Zuck
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the fantastic 4 meet the pink panther... mix gin whiskey vodka and tequila and some pink lemonade. welcome back to high school/ older brothers liquour cabinet...
Dec 6 2011 2:29AM
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northeast
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gonna put this thread through some real abuse over christmas break.
Dec 6 2011 8:19AM
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Big_Spence
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good.
Dec 7 2011 12:00AM
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TheClap.
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IM
DRUNK
AS
FUCK
Dec 7 2011 12:01AM
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WestWoods
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I've drinkin things that have left my mind feeling like a hot ballooon floating into the got damn volcanoe from lord of the rings.... yeah I haz drunkness!!!
Dec 7 2011 12:12AM
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