I'll spare the details as to not waste them on NS. I have this dream locked in my mind forever!
I was not part of the dream, it was like watching a video. The dream took place in a stadium full of people, with an empty field in the middle. As soon as I took the setting in, a monk-like figure wearing a red robe walked to the center of the field and started talking. His speaking style was almost like what a preacher would talk like during a Sunday sermon... it was a very holy experience.
Then, all of a sudden, BAM! There was an explosion of lights, sound, and emotion, and I quickly notice that the preacher man was wearing a robe made out of bacon. I start to hear his words with more and more clarity as he breaks into a song. Keep in mind, this is like one of those 'hallelujah Sunday programs' and I realize that this man is reaching the goodness of bacon.
As he begins his song, a choir fills in around him, each member dressed alike in a bacon robe. It was ridiculously thick bacon too, like 2 inches thick, with 2 pieces running head-to-toe draped around their shoulders. Queue in dramatic overhead angles zooming on the main man, and panning out over the overly-excited choir. They went on and on singing and laughing about how great bacon was.
This was followed by a few awesome mountain biking dreams (I've never been DH biking) and some ridiculous dreams about crawling in the bowels of my college buildings.
When I woke up, I expected to smell bacon, but no one had been cooking any that morning. I do love bacon, but I wasn't craving any that day either. I wonder what a dream like this could mean, because it was the showmanship that really stuck with me. I don't know if anyone could make sense of a wonderfully-produced Sunday sermon going on about the awesomeness that is bacon.
I have plenty more interesting ones, but honestly, I don't think I could type them out in a fashion that would effectively relay their message.