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DAT CAPTION THREAD

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SeanTom
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So yea, i have this photo. and quite frankly it needs a caption and a little back round story. I'll mail the best one some starbursts or something.

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Aug 10 2011 11:29PM
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.frenchy
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Starburstz
Aug 10 2011 11:34PM
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the_moderaper
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Aug 10 2011 11:36PM
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J.S.
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lol
Aug 10 2011 11:39PM
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danderson.
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Watchin' a little porn there?
Aug 10 2011 11:39PM
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1337
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its already perfectly captioned hahahahahahahaha

its from that windows commercial, but the bangbros.com makes it amazing
Aug 10 2011 11:41PM
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wazawski
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Aug 10 2011 11:41PM
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SeanTom
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I KNOW SOMEONE WANTS THESE

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Aug 10 2011 11:46PM
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[evan]
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Aug 10 2011 11:49PM
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eljusto.
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not sure about the caption but here's the back story.
Timmy ( shown on the right ) hated his little sister sally. Whenever he had friends over Sally would always bug him. (she was a total bitch) So one day Timmy decided he had had enough. He knew that his little sister was a huge fan of my little pony. So he went on ebay and bought her a little toy pony. When it arrived at their house he gave it to her and she named it Kayenta (why? it's a fucking badass name) Sally loved Kayenta and played with her all day and night. Fast Forward 3 months.Sally had become deeply attached to Kayenta. It was the day Timmy was waiting for, he was finally going to be rid of his annoying little sister. He snuck into her room in the middle of the night and placed Kayenta outside in the middle of the road. When she awoke she found that her beloved Kayenta had gone missing so she asked Timmy where she could be. Timmy told her that he saw Kayenta in the road playing with a squirrel. She ran outside and Timmy followed her with a bunch of newspapers. Timmy noticed that a large SUV was approaching fast. Just as Sally picked Kayenta up Timmy threw the bunch of newspapers onto the windshield of the SUV causing the man to swerve and hit Sally. Timmy's Mother ran outside but it was too late, Sally had been killed. The man in the SUV steps out and apologizes and offers them a large amount of money. While his mother screams at the man for thinking he cold pay for what he did Timmy smiles and thinks to himself fuck yeah, he then takes the money goes inside and shits in Sallys room. THE END
Aug 10 2011 11:53PM
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541
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Aug 10 2011 11:54PM
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[evan]
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Justin wins.
Aug 10 2011 11:55PM
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[evan]
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I lie to incorporaate the true value of life into my pictures by really highlighting all the things we take for granted.

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Aug 11 2011 12:03AM
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eljusto.
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I want these fucking starburstz. I LIKE TO MAKE SNAKEZ!!!11!!1!1111!!
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Aug 11 2011 12:11AM
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TechnoPotamus
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"you wanna make 1500 bucks.....the haaaaard way?"
Aug 11 2011 10:36AM
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BILL.COSBY
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Tis. The snake one made me chukle tho
Aug 11 2011 10:36AM
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.spaghetticat.
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Aug 11 2011 10:40AM
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.frenchy
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YEEE

Aug 11 2011 10:46AM
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[tk]
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winner
Aug 11 2011 11:17AM
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AB.Zee
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Aug 11 2011 12:32PM
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blatt
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all oranges and reds


fuck yeah
Aug 11 2011 12:33PM
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*simba*
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OMG YESYESYESYESYES
Aug 11 2011 12:36PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Aug 11 2011 2:16PM
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4seasons
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What's that text called?
Aug 11 2011 2:36PM
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-Dan
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a hater only flatters me
Aug 11 2011 2:41PM
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danderson.
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It's called Impact, but you can make 'em at memegenerator.com
Aug 11 2011 3:19PM
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bo0b
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/threads
Aug 11 2011 3:20PM
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Algebra
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Aug 11 2011 4:22PM
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Raz.
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lolz were had
Aug 11 2011 4:25PM
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Swaggermager
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Threads for later

Aug 11 2011 4:33PM
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ryantheconnolly
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Aug 11 2011 4:38PM
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ryantheconnolly
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alternative
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Aug 11 2011 4:39PM
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POW-WOW
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I see a yellow.
Aug 11 2011 4:48PM
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Swaggermager
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Aug 11 2011 7:56PM
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.spaghetticat.
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go to MEME generator
memegenerator.com
Aug 11 2011 7:59PM
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Seth.S
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this
Aug 11 2011 8:05PM
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Swaggermager
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Lemuel
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Swaggermager
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