Replying to Interactions with Homeless people

Well now's the time we all gather 'round and tell the folks on here of our interactions with the less fortunate, they can either be lighthearted, or extremely scary cause we all know those bums can be pretty unpredictable, so i'll start:

I live in SoCal, so there's alot of bums out here, and where there's bums there're shopping carts. Me and one of my friends were out skateboarding the beach last october when we came across one such shopping cart. It was parked next to a public restroom, and without thinking me and my friend proceeded to drage the cart across the beach and throw it off the pier into the ocean, oh we had quite a laugh. So on our way back we passed this guy holding all this junk, he asked us 'Have you seen a shopping cart?' me friend just looks at me, and I'm like 'Why would there be a shopping cart on the beach...' It was about that time the guy notices the tracks in the sand leading to where we just walked from, he drops his shit and starts yelling at us, I couldn't understand a damn thing and he starts swinging at my friend. So I do what any guy with a skateboard would do, I bashed him in the back of the head while he was punching my friend. Ah such a lively bum, me and my friend had a laugh while we skated away, the bum was unconcious. Who's next?


'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire