Today my friend Cie placed an ad of me in Vegas as "gay man looking for a gay experience" Needless to say today i got a few phone calls and annoying texts (fortunately no pics!) wondering when i would be in town and what i wanted to do...
Long story story short i found out that he was the one that placed the ad and all that jazz. So instead of getting mad, i decided to get even.
We are on the same flight flying to vegas at 6:20 am... its gonna be a bitch getting up that early. So what i have decided to do is strategically place a 12 inch black double sided dildo that i picked up at the local head shop today, along with half a bottle of strawberry flavored spermicidal lube.
I cant wait to see his expression when they pull him aside to ask him what he wants to do with the lube and dildo. I will do my best to get a picture. I don't think it will be that big of a deal to the security guard... at least i hope he doesn't get arrested. Who knows might make a better story in 20 years :)
