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Help me please. mom in room

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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
fucking everyday when im at work, my mom goes in my room and basically searches it. nothing is ever in the same place as i put it. yesterday she found and took my bowl (witch was hidden between the inside trim and door frame of the closet), today she took my fucking lotion and my fucking cigars. my dip cans always disappear,and its not like they are out in the open she actually has to spend alot of time finding things.

i understand that its her property but seriously?, go to fucking work yourself instead of getting into my business.


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Aug 9 2011 11:08PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
fuck the screwdriver get some magnets or velcro to hold it on and then its esier to get
Aug 11 2011 6:11PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
buy a safe and have the key with you at all times, put your shit in your safe and she loses
Aug 11 2011 6:30PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
she will just demand to know whats in the safe
Aug 11 2011 7:16PM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
How old are you, the day I turned 18 I stopped hiding everything so my mom can't feel sneaky fining anything anymore
Aug 11 2011 7:26PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
just dont hide it in your room??? thats the worst possible spot. i keep my shit in the basement in my camera bag or in my parent's room.
Aug 11 2011 7:36PM
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rugmuncher
Posts: 96 - Karma: 11
did she search your room and find your little notes? :)
Aug 11 2011 8:02PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
poop in a bag and hide it in your room
Aug 11 2011 8:13PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
not today, or at least they were still there and she didnt say anything
Aug 11 2011 8:14PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
1. Get a job
2. Buy a vehicle
3. Keep the only key to the vehicle
Instant giant portable hiding spot.
Aug 11 2011 8:32PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
then buy a big safe for a decoy and a fake wall outlet for actual storage
Aug 11 2011 9:25PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
carry your shit around in a backpack with you at all times. OBVIOUSLY. Or... PEE IN HER BUTT
Aug 11 2011 9:30PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Pics of said mom.
Aug 11 2011 9:32PM
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Blindsurfer
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Kangbang always gets right to the point
Aug 11 2011 9:34PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
apparently she is pretty hot but i cant post pics. thats just mean
Aug 11 2011 9:53PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
you sick fuck
Aug 11 2011 9:55PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
notice my wording in the real post
Aug 11 2011 10:11PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
SHIT!
Aug 11 2011 10:21PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
someones fapping...
Aug 11 2011 10:22PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Not yet. Probably later on in the night.
Aug 11 2011 10:23PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
quality information sir.
Aug 11 2011 10:25PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51650 - Karma: 162,278
Put scarface sized pile of flour on a tray or mirror with a razor blade and a tooter.
Aug 12 2011 4:51PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51650 - Karma: 162,278
*edit: stashed somewhere in your room
Aug 12 2011 4:52PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
one time i put weed in there and then some one turned the air on and guess what my room smelled like
Aug 12 2011 6:25PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
hahahahaha yeah i thought someone would say that, I've never had that problem but as long as you stash your weed in something that doesn't let smell out then your fine
Aug 13 2011 11:14AM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
exactly.
Aug 13 2011 11:58AM
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rugmuncher
Posts: 96 - Karma: 11
So what happened???
Aug 13 2011 1:51PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
shes taking your cigars and dip because your under age and that shit is terrible for you, she wants you to have good health so you don't die of cancer...
Aug 13 2011 1:56PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
threads, i would get a safe, I have a little box with a built in lock on it that i keep my shit in, my mom actually gave it to me. Also it's only a little box and she could take it if she wanted so if she does be like "GIMME MY BOX BITCH"
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Aug 13 2011 2:19PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
Did she find teh notes?
Aug 13 2011 2:45PM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
thank you! this is the obvious solution.
Aug 14 2011 2:15PM
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LeoSpaceman
Posts: 569 - Karma: 44
move out then you can dip all the skoal and fuck all the fake pussy you want without mommy taking it away
Aug 14 2011 2:47PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
I'd say "That's my fucking bowl, I fucking paid for it, now give it the fuck back."
Aug 14 2011 2:55PM
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LeoSpaceman
Posts: 569 - Karma: 44
yea that won't work when you're living under their roof, eating their food, most likely having your room and laundry cleaned by her, and should be living by their rules.
have some respect for your damn parents kids, or move the fuck out.
Aug 14 2011 3:00PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
I live under my parents roof and they do all that stuff for me..
Aug 14 2011 3:07PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
tell that bitch you know your rights and if she wants to continue searching she'll need a warrant
Aug 14 2011 3:15PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
hollow out the inside of a thick book, and put your stuff in there
Aug 14 2011 3:59PM
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HalfandHalf
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 207
best thing to do is leave a note in something that looks suspicious (medicine bottle etc.)
the note can say "what you looking for MOM?" or other things along those lines
Aug 14 2011 4:03PM
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Lapander
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
Hey man, is your situation solved yet? And if not set up a camera in your room to some place it's off sights but still in visible place. and make sure it's in full charge so you see when he ''founds'' something that aren't even yours and then show the tape to yuor mom. :D Difficult :D
Aug 14 2011 4:12PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
please buy syringes and hide them for the LOL's. I would love to hear what your mom says when she finds them.
Aug 14 2011 4:13PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51650 - Karma: 162,278
WHAT'D YOU DO WITH THE BOX?

WHAT'd YOU DO WITH THE FUCKING BOX MOM!
Aug 14 2011 4:15PM
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