Help me please. mom in room

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fucking everyday when im at work, my mom goes in my room and basically searches it. nothing is ever in the same place as i put it. yesterday she found and took my bowl (witch was hidden between the inside trim and door frame of the closet), today she took my fucking lotion and my fucking cigars. my dip cans always disappear,and its not like they are out in the open she actually has to spend alot of time finding things.

i understand that its her property but seriously?, go to fucking work yourself instead of getting into my business.

Aug 9 2011 11:08PM

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theabortionator

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hide it outside somewhere. Put it in a bag, hide it under the mulch in the garden. Behind the shed, under the stairs. idk

Aug 10 2011 12:03AM

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SPskier543

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Place small mines shaped like cigs and bowls and whatnot around your room.

Aug 10 2011 12:05AM

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wzrd

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pee in her butt

Aug 10 2011 12:07AM

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No_Dub

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i need a spot out by the road so i can just grab it when im leaving, you cant see my house from the road.

Aug 10 2011 12:12AM

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POWDER.RANGER

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hide weed stuff outside or in your truck

Aug 10 2011 12:13AM

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Aug 10 2011 12:17AM

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WhiteDynamite

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Got any stuffed animals in your house?? Hollow one out and put it in there for the time being

Aug 10 2011 12:17AM

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Ryan.Street

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you should just hide all your shit in her room, she'll never look there

Aug 10 2011 12:21AM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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Purchase a small safe

Aug 10 2011 12:29AM

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theabortionator

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Put it in a bag under a piece of wood or something in the trees near the end of your driveway

Aug 10 2011 12:39AM

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tripnip

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put it in your dads drawer or you can just move it out of your room or go to home depot and get a lock for your door

Aug 10 2011 12:49AM

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.frenchy

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Or do what I did, hollow out a pillow cushion thing (lol) and put it in the basement, nobody fucking goes down there.

Aug 10 2011 10:12AM

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Huck_Norris

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you have two options

1). Shut the fuck up. It's her house, you live under her roof and will abide by her rules.

2). Move out.

Hope this cleared it up for you. Really tho, you should be psyched your mom cares enough to CSI your room daily. Hug her for me.

Aug 10 2011 10:17AM

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Peter.

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interested in the results of this thread. seriously what did the notes you left her say?

Aug 10 2011 10:38AM

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RIP_leos_shack

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Take her tampons. War is war.

Aug 10 2011 11:09AM

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.jersey

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actually, not a bad idea haha.

Aug 10 2011 11:12AM

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seward

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it sounds like you have given her all the reason in the world to search your room.

quit getting caught with stupid shit and she wouldnt have any reason to.
youre 17, you live in her house, presumably rent free, dont be a fuckin douche.

i was living with my folks when i got back from uni, and one time just fullout caught my dad going through my dresser. i dont have anything i wouldnt show directly to his face. i didnt say anything, but the next day i opened his mail. he fuckin freaked. i asked him for equal respect and to not go through my things and that i wouldnt go through his. he nodded and that was the end of that.

talk to your mom, and if she persist, then respect the fact you live in her house and stop purchasing things you need to hide.

Aug 10 2011 11:20AM

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No_Dub

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making notes right now.

"professional detective eh?"

"damn so close"

" getting hotter"

"not here, thats for sure"

Aug 10 2011 4:40PM

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theabortionator

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lol, fuck yeah

Aug 10 2011 4:44PM

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Mr.Turtle

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buy a safe

Aug 10 2011 4:46PM

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No_Dub

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i thought you would like that haha

Aug 10 2011 4:46PM

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montanan

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honestly dude, quit hiding shit in your fucking room. i may be completely wrong, but ya got to have a better place to hide some of that stuff, : possibly garage, shed, your vehicle ? i m not saying to drive around with a bund of bowls in your ride but man, if its that bad and you cant move out , put on the thinking cap and find a better place to hid yo shit! and this comming from a person who has dealt with the same thing during the 9 yrs i had to go to a private christian school. so i know it can be done, i was hiding way worse stuff than that haha. good luck budy

Aug 10 2011 5:29PM

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CAPITA-DEVOURS

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dont hide it in your room? and yell at her for shit.

Aug 10 2011 5:36PM

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Keenan_Jones

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move out. You got a job.... Don't like it.... get out!

Aug 10 2011 5:37PM

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yuck

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hahahahahahah she stole your lotion?

that bitch!

Aug 10 2011 5:39PM

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Panda_with_Guns

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last time i found out my parents were doin shit in my room was because i found some weed on my window ledge lol

Aug 10 2011 5:49PM

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-Mugatu

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Do this, I did that when I noticed my dad was going through my shit. I also just straight up told him "I dont go through your shit, so stay out of mine". Even though its "their house" everything in my room, well all the shit they go through, Ive boughten. Even the drawers and shit..

Aug 10 2011 5:49PM

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soulskier

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whelp, nice knowing you

Aug 10 2011 5:52PM

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BILL.COSBY

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IF YOU JUST DONT WANT HER TO FIND/TAKE YOUR SHIT. PUT EVERYTHING BAD/OF INTEREST TO MOM IN A BAG. HIDE THIS BAG IN YOUR CAR, AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE, OR ANOTHER SUPER SECRET HIDING PLACE IN YOUR HOUSE.

IF YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH HER FOLLOW THE ADVISE THAT'S BEEN POSTED AND HIDE WEIRD SHIT.

YOU COULD ALSO TALK TO HER. IF YOU THINK SHE'LL BE REASONABLE THEN TALK TO HER ALL ADULT-LIKE, BUT IF SHE'S ONE OF THOSE BITCH MOMS BUT YOU LOVE HER ANYWAYS SAY SOMETHING LIKE "MOM WOULD IF YOU YOU MIND QUIT JACKIN ALL THE SHIT IN MY ROOM I NEED IT."

LOVE,

POPPIT

Aug 10 2011 6:54PM

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Jennings

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get yourself one of these

Aug 10 2011 7:18PM

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No_Dub

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i like the idea of a safe but thats seriously lame if you have to lock shit up in your own house. idk where i would put a safe though

Aug 10 2011 7:49PM

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Lemuel

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Hide condoms around your room. When she finds them and takes them, tell her you knocked up some girl because you had no condoms.

Aug 10 2011 7:54PM

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No_Dub

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yeah but she took all mine so idk what to do

i hope she sees the notes when i go to work tomorrow

Aug 10 2011 7:55PM

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rugmuncher

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threads, i gotta know what happens!

Aug 10 2011 8:03PM

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klayer_9

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best suggestion yet.

Aug 10 2011 8:03PM

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Threads

Aug 10 2011 8:16PM

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Pussy_Sauce

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ATTENTION!

THIS MAN IS A DOUCHE.

Aug 10 2011 8:19PM

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Lemuel

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Then tell her that you knocked up some chick because she took your condoms....like my post said! It will scared the shit out of her then she will never take you stuff again.

Aug 10 2011 8:29PM

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