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Help me please. mom in room

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No_Dub
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fucking everyday when im at work, my mom goes in my room and basically searches it. nothing is ever in the same place as i put it. yesterday she found and took my bowl (witch was hidden between the inside trim and door frame of the closet), today she took my fucking lotion and my fucking cigars. my dip cans always disappear,and its not like they are out in the open she actually has to spend alot of time finding things.

i understand that its her property but seriously?, go to fucking work yourself instead of getting into my business.


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Aug 9 2011 11:08PM
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chubbspeterson
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shes your mom stop being a shithead
Aug 9 2011 11:09PM
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J.S.
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Slap her straight!
Aug 9 2011 11:09PM
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No_Dub
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oh and me and my buddy went to the mall and got a bunch of cheap "pocket pussys" to give to our friends as gag gifts and she took all those
Aug 9 2011 11:10PM
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chubbspeterson
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"gifts for friends"
Aug 9 2011 11:12PM
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Scott0_robot0
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just be straight with her, just remember she is your mom and wants the best for you but tell her what you think about it and why you have those things. she might understand.
Aug 9 2011 11:12PM
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KillaSteeze
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sorry to hear that man, try just talking to her
Aug 9 2011 11:13PM
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Piste.Off
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get better hiding spots
Aug 9 2011 11:13PM
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No_Dub
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yeah i need 6 of them because i have six dicks. i had one for me in there but its gone now so i didnt even get to use it:(
Aug 9 2011 11:13PM
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ALaw
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hahahaahahahahhaah
Aug 9 2011 11:13PM
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TOAST.
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Your mom probably took them because those are terrible gag gifts. Should have bought these.
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PS: I was kind of scared to google that.
Aug 9 2011 11:14PM
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No_Dub
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jesus im almost 18 and have no privacy in my own home
Aug 9 2011 11:15PM
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TechnoPotamus
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maybe stop hiding so much shit that she won't like in your room....sounds like you just continue to give her more and more reason to keep on searching through your room. find a new hiding place.
Aug 9 2011 11:15PM
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theabortionator
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Boom.

Also tell her to stop being a cunt. She probably has a boring life and this makes her feel like a detective on the front lines of some crazy investigation.

Best of luck. Try some stash safes
Aug 9 2011 11:15PM
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General_Ripper
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If you don't like it then move out? Its her house man you really just gotta work something out.
Aug 9 2011 11:15PM
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theabortionator
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Hide a bunch of notes all over your room that say things like, Having fun? Find anything good yet? Way to go mom. You're a fucking whore. Get a life


Aug 9 2011 11:17PM
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No_Dub
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where is a 17yo kid with a year of Hs left going to live, because trust me, i have thought of that already
Aug 9 2011 11:17PM
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No_Dub
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im actually going to do that now; thanks
Aug 9 2011 11:18PM
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zacharyn
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Don't put drug paraphernalia in your room. Or quit bitching and move out.
Aug 9 2011 11:18PM
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[evan]
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beat her over the head with a hammer
Aug 9 2011 11:19PM
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theabortionator
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Hahaha, post about what you wrote and also reactions.

Can't wait for updates.
Aug 9 2011 11:19PM
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katalina
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in that case you cant do shit, you're still 17 and if your parents plan on providing the mons for your further education you still can't really do much. sure people think once you turn 18 the struggle is over.... NOT if they are paying for college.

honestly just talk to her. explain things... we don't know your history with your mom? been in trouble with the law ever?

if you are a good kid, she might lighten up. but what makes her search your room in the first place?
Aug 9 2011 11:20PM
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soulskier
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put razor blades in places she might swipe her hand looking for stuff, or have a nice adult to adult discussion with her
Aug 9 2011 11:20PM
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.Ian.
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I honestly think she's your mom and can go through your shit if she'd like. Maybe it's stupid or whatever but that's the shit you have to deal with until you are old enough to move out and have all your shit out in the open. It's dumb but I think she has all the authority she wants to do that.

On a completely opposite opinion, hide your shit somewhere in her own room. Why would she look there for you stuff? As long as it's out of the way she'll never find it.

Just trying to show you both points of views here. It sucks but you gotta deal with it man.
Aug 9 2011 11:25PM
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No_Dub
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nothing with the law but she is pissed at me because she found cig butts in my brothers pants pockets and thinks that i got him into that and i dont even smoke cigs.

also she found a pack of cheap cigars in my truck one time and ever since she has been like scaning my room daily. oh and she found a pack of papers once. everything has pretty much been bad luck and she thinks that my little brother is the best thing ever so ill come home and she will be sitting on my bed holding something(ie bowl, papers) and she says that he said they are mine. when he obviously planted them somewhere,( who the fuck puts ezwiders on the coffee table?
Aug 9 2011 11:26PM
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[evan]
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well in that case beat him over the head with a hammer
Aug 9 2011 11:27PM
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[evan]
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well in that case beat him over the head with a hammer
Aug 9 2011 11:27PM
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theabortionator
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Leave some fucked up shit hidden in your room.


A blow up doll with osama's face on it. A coat hanger with some internet print outs about in house abortions. A stack of pictures of little kids on the playground. A jar of freshly brewing jenkem. A box containing a syringe, a used spoon, and baby advil or maybe tums. Some juggalo outfits you could buy from salvation army. A white KKK style robe. A coleman propane camping grill, some automotive products, sudaphed, and internet directions on cooking meth. Maybe some bondage rope, handcuffs, and leather.


Some stuff like that should do.
Aug 9 2011 11:28PM
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No_Dub
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that just ends up in a worse situation. if i even talk to him my truck gets taken away and i cant go to work and then im out of work.
Aug 9 2011 11:28PM
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Z-Juice
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this
Aug 9 2011 11:28PM
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No_Dub
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what will that accomplish? she will just take it
Aug 9 2011 11:29PM
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theabortionator
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That blows. You should def fuck him up. HE sounds like a douche
Aug 9 2011 11:31PM
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J.S.
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I see what you did there.
Aug 9 2011 11:31PM
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katalina
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bc she will confront you about it and then you can start the conversation from there...

just be like yeah mom i'm not a fucking psycho be glad that all of this shit was a JOKE. maybe she will realize she is going a little overboard.
Aug 9 2011 11:32PM
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No_Dub
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he is. hes the kinda kid that has like 20 pirates snapbacks and doesnt even know what they are. always listening to mac miller and wears taylor gang shirts and stuff.
Aug 9 2011 11:33PM
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rudager
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I would just get that witch to put spells on her.

You need to realize she's just looking out for you. You shouldn't be dipping any ways, shit's gross. She doesn't want you to have cancer. Instead of back lashing at her, confront her and say "we need to talk". This will show responsibility and maturity.

I also don't know why she'd be taking your lotion....
Aug 9 2011 11:34PM
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theabortionator
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Masterbation is the devils handjob work
Aug 9 2011 11:35PM
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No_Dub
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i fucking bought a brand new bottle of expensive lotion, i have it for like 15 hours and its gone. didnt even get to FAP.
Aug 9 2011 11:36PM
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steeze-free_lee
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just start hiding your shit in your mom's room then. its the last place she'll ever look, plus if she finds anything maybe she will just assume it's your dads.

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Aug 9 2011 11:37PM
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[evan]
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yeah then at 12 at night when hes in the mood for slappin it he can just waltz into his moms room and lift up the mattress and grab is fucking lotion
Aug 9 2011 11:39PM
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.Ian.
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That's what I said!
Aug 9 2011 11:39PM
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No_Dub
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seems super effective
Aug 9 2011 11:40PM
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steeze-free_lee
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great minds think alike?

that or maybe i should learn to readb4post.
Aug 9 2011 11:41PM
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.frenchy
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Fuck that dude that sucks.. I always find my mom in my room too.. I'm just like gtfo of my room nao!
Aug 9 2011 11:46PM
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SPskier543
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Build a treehouse behind your house and live there.
Aug 9 2011 11:50PM
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HermioneGranger
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Aug 9 2011 11:52PM
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zues
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i get this


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Aug 9 2011 11:55PM
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[tk]
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hide your stuff in HER room!
Aug 9 2011 11:56PM
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WhiteDynamite
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Stop hiding stuff in your room for a few weeks, hopefully she will eventually get bored and stop looking
Aug 9 2011 11:56PM
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flooz.
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just hide your stuff in her room
Aug 9 2011 11:56PM
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No_Dub
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where will i put it then? i cant carry a bowl in my pocket everywhere
Aug 9 2011 11:57PM
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