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WHO ARE THOU BRAVE ADVENTURER?

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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
http://dagobah.net/flash/know_your_destiny.swf
I am known as Lazy Bob the Brooding Neet. I am destined to drill your mother.
Aug 9 2011 12:57AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
You are Faggy Jim The Right Killer Destined To Liberate All Pokemon

hahahah this thing is cool
Aug 9 2011 1:01AM
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JeremyB
Posts: 629 - Karma: 30
I am God Mother the Very Angry Overlord designed to Steal Poland.
Aug 9 2011 1:01AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
You are

Magnus

Anon

THE

Cold-Blooded

Assassin

DESTINED TO

Pierce

The Internet

That I will.
Aug 9 2011 1:03AM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
super X, the right assasin to rape the trolls
Aug 9 2011 1:05AM
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muFFn
Posts: 1040 - Karma: 74
I am Samuel L Penis, the fabled manchild, destined to slaughter all the STDs

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, VILE INFECTIONS!
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Aug 9 2011 1:05AM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
I am not jew the brave anon destine to discover stds
Aug 9 2011 1:05AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
You are the mecha girls  the desperate superhero who is destined to die eating europe
Aug 9 2011 1:06AM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
You are ni**er penis the silent ruler
destined to have sex with all ni**ers
Aug 9 2011 1:07AM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
what a way to die, best of luck to you.
Aug 9 2011 1:08AM
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muFFn
Posts: 1040 - Karma: 74
You shall fail, for I shall foil your evil plot!
Aug 9 2011 1:08AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
I am mecha prime, the original assassin, destined to wrestle with and pillage everything
Aug 9 2011 1:08AM
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Wesley.P
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 89
i am lonely hernandez the chosen super robot destined to re-invent Poland
Aug 9 2011 1:11AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
I Am Mr. Nigger The Brooding Viking-Prince Destined To Drill Your Little Sis
Aug 9 2011 1:12AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
fuck i meant N*gger
Aug 9 2011 1:12AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Whyt thanks you. I doing Jaw exercises to help me chew that shit. Also if i eat Europe to i have to eat all the Frenchmen too? cuz if so that's just gross so much grease i mine as well go swimming in a deep fryer before i try to eat all the Frenchmen on Europe.
Aug 9 2011 1:13AM
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Wesley.P
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 89
im sorry but i had to post this one
i am dildo kong the feared mastertroll destined to steal children
lol this thing rocks
Aug 9 2011 1:16AM
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T.MARTIN
Posts: 1333 - Karma: 62
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT THE BEST ONE POSSIBLE!


MR BRO

THE HOPE OF THE OVERLORD

DESTINED TO

BREAK 4CHAN!
Aug 9 2011 1:16AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Long John Simon the brooding otaku destined to pierce your mother


what the hell?
Aug 9 2011 1:16AM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
name change:
I am Penis Christ the Original Pedo. I am destined to slaughter all the cakes.
Aug 9 2011 1:28AM
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DsMoK3
Posts: 467 - Karma: 198
I AM:
dark bro
THE
one who'll steal the ni**er
DESTINED TO
slay the internet
Aug 9 2011 1:41AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
started so well, then got so bad.


the SILENT SAVIOR. The LEGENDARY....

BOY destined to WRESTLE with AIDS...
Aug 9 2011 1:42AM
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Billups
Posts: 3960 - Karma: 329
I am Pussy Jesus the evil, evil mastertroll, destined to slaughter all the Poland.
Aug 9 2011 1:43AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I am Master Savior, the brutal king destined to murder the trolls.


Awesome!
Aug 9 2011 1:44AM
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ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
I am Jesus Prime the desperate anon destined to subdue all and pillage everything
Aug 9 2011 1:48AM
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O-A_s
Posts: 373 - Karma: 58
I am Dildo Killer the Humungous Driller, destined to Drill 4chan. lol
Aug 9 2011 1:48AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
you are hitlers killer the last superhero destined to annihilate two bears at once

fuckyeah.jpeg
Aug 9 2011 1:54AM
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ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
i am also known as Master Simon the original overlord destined to defeat mankind
Aug 9 2011 1:57AM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
you are the whore woman the hope of the hero destined to sleep with all niggers


this will keep me very entertained for a while
Aug 9 2011 2:02AM
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ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
i am also known in certain circles as Master Simon the original overlord destined to defeat mankind
Aug 9 2011 2:02AM
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ktd619
Posts: 927 - Karma: 96
threadz for being bored.
Aug 9 2011 2:08AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Father assassin the legendary manchild destined to discover hoods.

Thank you OP, shit was fun.
Aug 9 2011 2:13AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
i got heaven as one of mine!
Aug 9 2011 2:18AM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
yes, France is a part of Europe. sorry :(
Aug 9 2011 10:45AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
threads for when im not at work
Aug 9 2011 10:51AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I am Inferno Simon the Marked Sniper destined to Challenge All Hoods.
Aug 9 2011 10:53AM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
I am Aids Ranger the cold-blooded pedo destined to break moot
Aug 9 2011 10:54AM
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Nufity
Posts: 993 - Karma: 171
You are easy to please mcdonald the hopefully last driller destined to overthrow all jews
Aug 9 2011 10:56AM
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Nufity
Posts: 993 - Karma: 171
you are the dildo prime the original christian destined to have sex with all children
Aug 9 2011 11:00AM
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Barentine
Posts: 124 - Karma: 15
I am Mellow Ranger, the immortal king destined to turn lead into God.
Aug 9 2011 11:07AM
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RCookish
Posts: 521 - Karma: 16
I am long john assasin, the evil, evil meme destined to slaughter all the moot
Aug 9 2011 11:12AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
Bahaha as soon as I opened it it yelled "N*IGGERS!!" and my volume was near max :/
Aug 9 2011 11:19AM
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Tonic
Posts: 334 - Karma: 1,653
I am Super mom the coldblooded ni**er destined to re-educate cakes.
Aug 9 2011 12:03PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
You are dildo x the marked superrobot destined to overthrow all jews.
Aug 9 2011 12:06PM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
I am Inferno Advocate THE perfect wizard DESTINED TO pierce the whitehouse.
Aug 9 2011 12:07PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
I am Blast Jesus, the one who will steal the pedo, destined to murder mankind!
Aug 9 2011 12:11PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
I AM STINKY SIMON, THE MASSIVE BOY DESTINED TO RE-INVENT MANKIND!
I sound pretty fucking important/awesome.
Aug 9 2011 12:19PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
I am nigger dad the bringer of superrobot destined to murder stds!

no big.
Aug 9 2011 12:21PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
bahaha some of these are great!
Aug 9 2011 5:53PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
I am mega nigger the unstoppable nigger destined to annihilate all russia!


woohoo
Aug 9 2011 5:56PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Your icon is the shit.
Aug 9 2011 5:58PM
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