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How to fuck (some douchebags) jacket up

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Oldmann1584
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k so basically my ex best (i guess ?) friend is a total douchebag, hes fucked me over so many times. (a couple ways were i was dealing with this girl and i was talking to hear heaps and all but then like any normal person i would kinda bitch about her and what not, anyways he copy and pasted my conversations to her and also changed some of the shit i said so it looked like i only wanted to hook up with her and i talked shit about her and i found out later and me being the nice person i am still forgave him. he continues to fuck me over all the time doing smaller stupid shit (hes really fucking rich) and he would make me pay for his shit and say he has no money and basically try to force me too (i usually collected my money back) but he would always try not to pay me back and shit so eventually he pissed me off enough that i just told him fuck off and were not friends anymore and shit. so he continues to be a dick)

so basically he keeps threatning to take back his jacket and im like k come fucking get it then so he said hes coming by around 1 today so i got about 4 hours to fuck it up.

what are the best (easy) ways to fuck his jacket up without him noticing. was thinking putting jizz around the neck and the sleeves and also all over the back but not sure about that. my other good friend is coming over later (hahahaha so did that to someone before who was being a dick) and idk what but i need some other good ideas. i also want to try to avoid a lot of staining and smell so that he wears it and i can give him shit later.


hes a scronny little cunt so i wont need to worry about him trying to fight me.

(also if you wanan hear another douche thing he did was he basically got 2 bigger stronger guys to hold down a kid and beat him up, for essentially NO REASON what so ever except for the fact that he didnt like him...)


TLDR; need some fucked up shit to do to some faggots jacket which wont stain to badly or smell to badly


i figured i could count on newschoolers for help!
Aug 8 2011 8:45PM
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HARVERSACE
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best idea
Aug 9 2011 2:48PM
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JeremyClarkson
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sew a firework inside with the fuse sticking out. hand over the jacket while the fuse is lit. boom baby.
Aug 9 2011 2:52PM
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JIB_WALRUS
Posts: 671 - Karma: 130
somehow make him read this and have him give you ideas hahaha
Aug 9 2011 3:26PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
dip it in dye or bleach
Aug 9 2011 3:28PM
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MatRich
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give it to him tye dyed in realy gay clolors
Aug 9 2011 3:40PM
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jfoley019
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here is what you do, give him his jacket back and go on with your life.  That will really get him. 

Or don't do anything with his jacket, but act all shady when you give it back to him, so he thinks you did something to it.  Its a win win, you are the bigger man for doing nothing and the kid gets a complex over the jacket.

Aug 9 2011 3:46PM
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BlackieChan
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You guys sound like a couple that just broke up, him leaving his stuff at your house, you complaining to others about how much of a turd he is, its adorable.

Just give the jacket back man if he wants it and tell him to fuck off and leave it at that.

You start jizzing on his stuff and you'll end up starting a retarded feud/fight that'll last for I don't know how long. You'll continue to have to deal with said jackass, and in the end you'll never get rid of this "scrawny cunt". If anything you'll end up starting a jizz fight and that'll just turn into a gay orgy of sorts down the road, so think about it. Unless you want to get gay with your ex, sorry "ex-bestfriend"
Aug 9 2011 3:55PM
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macdonuts
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haha someone knows what their talking about, +k to you
Aug 9 2011 4:25PM
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[creative]
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PISS IN IT, FIND SPIDER EGGS AND PUT THEM IN POCKETS, SEMINATE IT, MAKE LITTLE BURN MARKS ON THE INSIDE, LET SOME WEIRD SMELLING STUFF SIT IN IT UNTILL HE GETS THERE, PUT USED CONDOMS IN THE POCKETS, PUT TOOTHPASTE IN POCKETS.... I COULD GO ALL DAY
Aug 9 2011 4:55PM
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[cmyk]
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wait till he's on his way over, then stand at the door with the jacket on the floor and when he opens up your door start pissing on it, then if he comes at you piss on him then whoop his ass.
Aug 9 2011 4:56PM
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613.
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http://crabrevenge.com/red.html

Aug 9 2011 5:24PM
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MN_Nice
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Impossible. Tie dye is never gay.
Aug 9 2011 5:43PM
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