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How to fuck (some douchebags) jacket up

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Oldmann1584
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k so basically my ex best (i guess ?) friend is a total douchebag, hes fucked me over so many times. (a couple ways were i was dealing with this girl and i was talking to hear heaps and all but then like any normal person i would kinda bitch about her and what not, anyways he copy and pasted my conversations to her and also changed some of the shit i said so it looked like i only wanted to hook up with her and i talked shit about her and i found out later and me being the nice person i am still forgave him. he continues to fuck me over all the time doing smaller stupid shit (hes really fucking rich) and he would make me pay for his shit and say he has no money and basically try to force me too (i usually collected my money back) but he would always try not to pay me back and shit so eventually he pissed me off enough that i just told him fuck off and were not friends anymore and shit. so he continues to be a dick)

so basically he keeps threatning to take back his jacket and im like k come fucking get it then so he said hes coming by around 1 today so i got about 4 hours to fuck it up.

what are the best (easy) ways to fuck his jacket up without him noticing. was thinking putting jizz around the neck and the sleeves and also all over the back but not sure about that. my other good friend is coming over later (hahahaha so did that to someone before who was being a dick) and idk what but i need some other good ideas. i also want to try to avoid a lot of staining and smell so that he wears it and i can give him shit later.


hes a scronny little cunt so i wont need to worry about him trying to fight me.

(also if you wanan hear another douche thing he did was he basically got 2 bigger stronger guys to hold down a kid and beat him up, for essentially NO REASON what so ever except for the fact that he didnt like him...)


TLDR; need some fucked up shit to do to some faggots jacket which wont stain to badly or smell to badly


i figured i could count on newschoolers for help!
Aug 8 2011 8:45PM
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.spaghetticat.
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lol wut
Aug 8 2011 8:46PM
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skithesprings
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troll
Aug 8 2011 8:46PM
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Oldmann1584
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not even fucking kidding; +k whoever gives me good ideas
Aug 8 2011 8:46PM
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idskithat
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if its not something that smells or stains then its prolly not bad
Aug 8 2011 8:49PM
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ryan.c
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how about grow a pair and tell the girl what you really said and that her friend is a douche? "ruining" his jacket isnt going to do anything. will you give me "+ karma" for the only response anyone on here should give you? or are you going to cry again and try to get some payback on me too?
Aug 8 2011 8:49PM
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Oldmann1584
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lol, i hope you realize i did tell her but it was too late cause it was 2 months later, i even made him call her up and tell her. i still hooked up with her and stuff and we tried but it was too awkward in person and shit so it just never worked out BECAUSE of that
Aug 8 2011 8:51PM
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RZcrew
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poop in the pockets
Aug 8 2011 8:52PM
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chuck_testa
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Put it up a flag pole and lock the rope in one place so he couldnt get it down. But if it was me id straight up be like hey man, you are the biggest dick i have ever met.
Aug 8 2011 8:52PM
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Oldmann1584
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those are some decent ideas +k for answers.

and hahah yeah i've told him hes a massive douche already. i just want to see him wearing it in like 4 months and be like "hey guess what i did to your jacket"
Aug 8 2011 8:54PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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poop, pee and jizz in the hood of the jacket.

or put some cheese in a secret pocket in the jacket.
Aug 8 2011 8:55PM
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Oldmann1584
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hahaha i like the chesse idea, just checked and theres a pocket on the inside im going to check my fridge now if there is cheese ( just got home from being away for 2 months so might not have any but hoping i do)
Aug 8 2011 8:57PM
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Oldmann1584
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hahaha i like the chesse idea, just checked and theres a pocket on the inside im going to check my fridge now if there is cheese ( just got home from being away for 2 months so might not have any but hoping i do)
Aug 8 2011 8:57PM
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Nufity
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smear chocolate along his sleeves and when he asks is this shit say haha no its chocolate i got you! than bash his fucking skull in with a baseball bat.

Aug 8 2011 9:02PM
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dispatchQ_main
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This is why i don't have friends....


What type of jacket are we talking.
Aug 8 2011 9:06PM
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Oldmann1584
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pictures of said jacket
Aug 8 2011 9:08PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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well if you're gonna do cheese, cut a small hole somewhere and slip it into the jacket. although i'm sure he got the jacket by now?
Aug 8 2011 9:11PM
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SeanTom
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jizz in the pockets. Then beat his ass when he he comes over
Aug 8 2011 9:14PM
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Oldmann1584
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nope he hasnt, its 9am here right now so i got like 3 hours+
Aug 8 2011 9:14PM
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TOAST.
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yea cut a small hole in between the two layers and just put shit in it that will smell after a while. Anchovies maybe
Aug 8 2011 9:26PM
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skithesprings
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well, since this isn't a troll thread...

kill his parents and make them into chili and feed it to him...

on second thought, good chili should cook for at least 8 hours and since you only have three, i suggest steaks. they can be thrown straight on the grill within minutes of killing them.

as for the jacket... don't do anything to it, it will make him more prone to eat your steaks.
Aug 8 2011 9:36PM
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Davy.Crockett
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http://www.allpredatorcalls.com/products/Harmon-Scents-Blacktail-Doe-In-Heat-Urine-HBFH.html

pour some of this on it. trust me it smells terrible, will never wash out, and he might be trampled to death by a heard of horny bucks.


or just be mature. apologize, give him his jacket back, then when he turns around stab him with a screwdriver.
Aug 8 2011 9:39PM
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chuck_testa
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Im telling you put it up the fucking flag pole or up the tallest tree around.
Aug 8 2011 9:40PM
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ED.
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roll it in gasoline and light it just as he walks up. + swag points if you do it on the roof
Aug 8 2011 9:40PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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pee into toilet. Dip sleeves in urine. Let dry. Now his sleeves have dry piss on them. Gross.
Aug 8 2011 9:42PM
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aquinn
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rub your nuts on his drumset
Aug 8 2011 9:42PM
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Pudge
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try putting something in the vents so its between the liner and the outside of the jacket and zip it up. i never use my pit vents
Aug 8 2011 9:45PM
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POW-WOW
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Cut it open and take a shit in it. Then sew it up.
Aug 8 2011 11:16PM
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Big.Bird
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dude if hes a scrawny bitch then do whatever u want to the jacket
Aug 8 2011 11:19PM
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B-runge
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how is this not a troll thread

if that is you in your profile pictures then your like 17-21, theres no way you could produce this middleschool drama.

get the fuck out
Aug 8 2011 11:24PM
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seward
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did you and said "ex-friend" make out often by chance?

he seems jelly you were talking to girls, you have his jacket, now you wanna jizz on it.... my gay-dar is going off big time.
Aug 9 2011 9:21AM
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ohmythugaim
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Aug 9 2011 9:40AM
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Chupacabraj
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dude, doing shit to his jacket will not get you anywhere, just tell the girl whats up, hesounds like a bitch so he'll figure out to leave you the fuck alone, but judging by the sounds of this kid he's gonna go cry to his mommy and daddy and you'll be the one buying him a new one

Aug 9 2011 9:45AM
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.AR6rider.
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Don't fuck with other people's shit. If he's being a dick, just fucking ignore him, this isn't middle schol. Give back his jacket, tell him to fuck off, and never talk to him again.
Aug 9 2011 9:51AM
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BILL.COSBY
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INB4 BAN
Aug 9 2011 10:03AM
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hokkanee
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Are you 12?
Aug 9 2011 10:42AM
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wait.what
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Get a video of you draping your balls over it
Aug 9 2011 12:42PM
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Rhys.Peice
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cut an unnoticeable hole in the inside of the sleeve, then put cheese ham and bread inside(make sure its not noticable), also include a note saying i made you a ham and chee samich for when you get hungy :)
Aug 9 2011 12:58PM
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Cthulhu
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if you have a spare bike lock w. the cable covered by some hose, run that through the sleeves and lock it near the hands, hes not cutting the lock off anytime soon and he'll ruin the jacket trying to get the lock out, so essentially the jacket isn't damaged at all but is utterly useless.
Aug 9 2011 1:30PM
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Ryan.Street
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this, and then kick his ass when he comes over
Aug 9 2011 1:31PM
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tall_t
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go paintballing with his jacket on

Aug 9 2011 1:45PM
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*SNO*
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THIS
Aug 9 2011 1:48PM
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Lax_Bro40
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I hope he finds this thread, and gets you in trouble with the po po. Kids are so dumb these days.
Aug 9 2011 1:50PM
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ONTerriible
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shit in the pockets.
Aug 9 2011 1:51PM
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GayWolf420
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Give him his jacket, Kindly tell him to fuck off and ask him how it feels to be in the friendzone with your ex.
Aug 9 2011 1:56PM
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MN_Nice
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BLAST IT WITH PISS.
Aug 9 2011 1:57PM
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the_moderaper
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Cut small hole, Half a bag of shredded sharp cheddar and you're set.
Aug 9 2011 1:58PM
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Skinsummer
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Don't fuck with his jacket just fight him if you really care this much.
Aug 9 2011 2:20PM
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CliffyByro
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you sound like you're 12. if he's so scrawny, completely fuck the jacket up then when he tries to start something, fuck him up.

or, take the high road, give him his jacket back and live happy in the knowledge that you're not a douche and he is, and will probably get fucked up for it further down the line by someone else
Aug 9 2011 2:25PM
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californiagrown
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i dont usually condone violence, but you need your ass beat. If he aggravates you that much, just leave him alone, and cut him off.

You sound like a complete bitch.
Aug 9 2011 2:28PM
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MacNsteaze
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you know what you could do to be a dick?

NOT GIVE HIM HIS JACKET BACK!

but that might be taking it to far since it seems like your vaginas to big
Aug 9 2011 2:44PM
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