k so basically my ex best (i guess ?) friend is a total douchebag, hes fucked me over so many times. (a couple ways were i was dealing with this girl and i was talking to hear heaps and all but then like any normal person i would kinda bitch about her and what not, anyways he copy and pasted my conversations to her and also changed some of the shit i said so it looked like i only wanted to hook up with her and i talked shit about her and i found out later and me being the nice person i am still forgave him. he continues to fuck me over all the time doing smaller stupid shit (hes really fucking rich) and he would make me pay for his shit and say he has no money and basically try to force me too (i usually collected my money back) but he would always try not to pay me back and shit so eventually he pissed me off enough that i just told him fuck off and were not friends anymore and shit. so he continues to be a dick)
so basically he keeps threatning to take back his jacket and im like k come fucking get it then so he said hes coming by around 1 today so i got about 4 hours to fuck it up.
what are the best (easy) ways to fuck his jacket up without him noticing. was thinking putting jizz around the neck and the sleeves and also all over the back but not sure about that. my other good friend is coming over later (hahahaha so did that to someone before who was being a dick) and idk what but i need some other good ideas. i also want to try to avoid a lot of staining and smell so that he wears it and i can give him shit later.
hes a scronny little cunt so i wont need to worry about him trying to fight me.
(also if you wanan hear another douche thing he did was he basically got 2 bigger stronger guys to hold down a kid and beat him up, for essentially NO REASON what so ever except for the fact that he didnt like him...)
TLDR; need some fucked up shit to do to some faggots jacket which wont stain to badly or smell to badly
i figured i could count on newschoolers for help!
