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Jedi vs Wizard Poll

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-GL-
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Alright guys got in a huge fight with my friend today about this so,

Would you rather be a Jedi or a Wizard (Harry Potter type)

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Aug 7 2011 9:54PM
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BrewskiJr
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Jedi. More badass. Lightsabers and shit. And you don't have to say any gay ass saying when you wanna levitate something. You just throw your hand out and it moves silently.



Aug 7 2011 9:55PM
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eljusto.
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hmmm that depends, can you block spells with your lightsaber? if so Jedi
If not, Lizard.
Aug 7 2011 9:56PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
like... a gecko?
Aug 7 2011 9:57PM
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rudager
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Jedi.

If you want to deal with ultimate power though, Sith.
Not saying that Jedi can't utilize those powers.



Ah gad dammit, I want the force.
Aug 7 2011 9:57PM
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alex.bgk.
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i would immediately stop being anyone's friend if they told me theyd rather be a wizard over a jedi.. seriously
Aug 7 2011 9:57PM
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TheHamburglar
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nuff said

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Aug 7 2011 9:58PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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jedi
Aug 7 2011 9:58PM
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-emile-
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you dont always have to say the spell , if you get better at mind stuff you can say it in your mind
Aug 7 2011 10:00PM
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Masta_Baka
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depends which one you like more
Aug 7 2011 10:04PM
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Masta_Baka
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emma watson or natalie portmon

Aug 7 2011 10:05PM
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ski-or-die
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mortals... *shakes head*
Aug 7 2011 10:05PM
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ROBOT
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jedi for sure. i dont want a dumb little wand to wave around
Aug 7 2011 10:06PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Wizard. Being a Jedi isn't practical. You can't just merk someone with a lightsaber in the street. You can do so much more by being a wizard like teleporting. You can do anything as a wizard that you can do with "the force." Also, you can't fuck bitches if you are a Jedi. Look what happened to Aniken.

Flame away, haters gon' hate.
Aug 7 2011 10:13PM
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TheHamburglar
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Anakin*

also wizards can't teleport
Aug 7 2011 10:23PM
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Algebra
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Jedi. Obvious
Aug 7 2011 10:25PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Yea they can. It's called apparating:

Apparition is a magical method of transportation and is basically the magical action of traveling by having the user focus on a desired location in their mind, then disappear from their current location and instantly reappear at the desired location.

You can also teleport via flu-powder and portkeys.
Aug 7 2011 10:26PM
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TheHamburglar
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I lose. I thought we were talking LOTR wizards, not juvenile ass wizards. shorry!
Aug 7 2011 10:27PM
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.Apex.
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Theres probably a spell to make you a jedi so....


Aug 7 2011 10:28PM
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soulskier
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jedi, thats some serious out of this world shit
Aug 7 2011 10:32PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Yoda v. Dumbledore v. Gandalf would be badass.
Aug 7 2011 10:32PM
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TheHamburglar
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the Earth would most likely explode, rendering this argument pointless and destroying newschoolers forever :(
Aug 7 2011 10:36PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,747
Gandalf would pwn all their shit. He'd take on fucking Dumbledore, Voldemort, Darth Sidious, Yoda, Mace Windu, Darth Vador, everyone at the same time and barely raise an eyebrow
Aug 7 2011 10:59PM
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Petersaurusrex
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Anyone who doesn't say wizard is fucked in the head.

I wanna be that old as dirt wizard who just sits around smoking a pipe and mixing some fucking alchamy shit.
Aug 7 2011 11:22PM
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thedawg
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He did lose to Count Dooku though...
Aug 7 2011 11:22PM
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TechnoPotamus
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it may have been Anathema who once said, "can you imagine the wads you could conjure if you force choked your chicken?" in regards to using the force.







so yeah, jedi.
Aug 7 2011 11:24PM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
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Jedi hommie!
Aug 7 2011 11:26PM
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corona
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Gandalf? Didn't realize he ever fought Count Dooku.
Aug 7 2011 11:27PM
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Mr.Turtle
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Jedi.
Aug 7 2011 11:29PM
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C-Burg
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Navy Seal
Aug 7 2011 11:34PM
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easy.steezy
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but dumbledore has the elder wand... and i'm a huge LOTR fan, but dumbledore would still win, i doubt you can block a spell with a lightsaber. 
Aug 7 2011 11:57PM
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.Hugo.
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FUCKIN WIZARD
Aug 8 2011 12:00AM
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bangarangmules
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Totally this.

Although if it were-would you rather be a jedi in the star wars universe, or be a wizard in the harry potter universe then there would be many other things to consider.
Aug 8 2011 12:01AM
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corona
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there is no way Dumbledore would even stand the slightest chance against Gandalf. The dude's a demi-god sent by angels. He'd wreck Dumbledore's shit. And he's immortal.
Aug 8 2011 12:03AM
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Milksteak
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LOTR wizard>Jedi>HP Wizard

Aug 8 2011 12:21AM
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klayer_9
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Jedi.
Wizards slay in LOTR (gandalf) but harry potter wizards are kind of pussy.

the lightsaber is the real deal sealer though.
Aug 8 2011 12:23AM
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skier_boy26
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Harry Potter style wizard is for pussies that don't understand shit.

Jedi all the way.
Aug 8 2011 12:23AM
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Davy.Crockett
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emma watson is that even a question?
Aug 8 2011 12:24AM
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klayer_9
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I see what you did there.....
Aug 8 2011 12:25AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS...

My vote for Wizard.
Aug 8 2011 12:25AM
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bustinthejus
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Jedi all the fucking way.

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Aug 8 2011 12:36AM
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GayWolf420
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Are you fucking kidding me? Jedi obviously. Yeah being a wizard witch fairy is cool and all but jedi's are way fucking cooler.
Aug 8 2011 12:41AM
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remove
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you can take your wand and stick it right up your ass

I'm going with the lightsaber
Aug 8 2011 12:43AM
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_Jeffrey_
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Jedi
Aug 8 2011 3:23AM
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MaMann
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so true. wizard, dont tell me that on your eleventh birthday you were ot stoked as shit only for the biggest letdown of your life./ end thread
Aug 8 2011 3:59AM
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Orrin
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Wizard. Far more versatile and alot more cards to play.
Aug 8 2011 7:54AM
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Gnams
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Jedi.

Hey wanna have sex?

Uh no....

*Mind Trick* Yes you do.
Aug 8 2011 8:35AM
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Bubba-Snax
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cutting to the heart of the matter.
Aug 8 2011 8:53AM
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Steezyiott
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jedi haha
Aug 8 2011 11:55AM
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smooter
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yeah... but dumbledore is dead
Aug 8 2011 11:58AM
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smooter
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oh and jedi..
Aug 8 2011 11:59AM
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