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ImNotARacist
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So its saturday right, just got off work and im heading home when I realize the shittiest thing ever, I Am Broke. How the fuck is a kid suppose to get drunk when he doesn't have any money??? I hear you can get a cheap bottle of champagne for like cheap and shit. Does someone want to give me a bottle of champagne? I live in SLC @ Foothill. Hit me up if you have $10 to spare. Pay you back next friday pinky promise.

Aug 6 2011 6:55PM
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illadelphlife
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aLCOHOLIC!!!
Aug 6 2011 6:57PM
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ImNotARacist
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I ripped an Illadelph last night. Best rip ever.
Aug 6 2011 6:58PM
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BrewskiJr
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Why the fuck are you going to buy Champagne if you're broke.

1. Buy a bottle of SoCo if your broke. It will get you fucked up more than Champagne.
2. You have nothing to celebrate.
Aug 6 2011 6:58PM
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ImNotARacist
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I just got off work, seems like a pretty good reason to celebrate.

And ya there are much cheaper ways to get drunk but I've been wanting to handle a bottle of champagne for a little over a week now. Sounds fun/ballin to drink champagne for no fucking reason naw mean?
Aug 6 2011 7:01PM
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DirtyDan
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Damn dude, you can't buy fucking alcohol? How will you live?

+vibes man thats some depressing shit
Aug 6 2011 7:01PM
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BrewskiJr
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Fair enough.

Go to the store and buy Andre. Its cheap ass "champagne". about 3-4 bucks a bottle. I recommend peach flavored.
Aug 6 2011 7:03PM
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ScuffDUFF
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My homie gets carlos rossi for $6a bottle. He drinks it....i find it absolutely disgusting and stick with my beer or booze.
Aug 6 2011 7:04PM
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ImNotARacist
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Dude right?! Happy Hour on a saturday and all I have is apple raspburry juice, and its not even the good shit. Its that western family bullshit or fresh value or watever
Aug 6 2011 7:04PM
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ImNotARacist
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Flavored Champagne? I thought champagne was just champagne. Clear and tasty...
Aug 6 2011 7:07PM
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BrewskiJr
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well there is a plain flavored. But its cheap as shit champagne. Peach is better.
Aug 6 2011 7:09PM
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ImNotARacist
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Ic. because of its horrible quality, the flavor needs to be smothered with some peachy flair.
Aug 6 2011 7:11PM
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geteducated
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read it.
learn it.
buy it.

http://www.bumwine.com/
Aug 6 2011 7:12PM
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ski-or-die
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champaign is not given to those who ask for it...
Aug 6 2011 7:13PM
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Peter.
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you can get handles of cheap vodka for like 11 bucks
Aug 6 2011 7:15PM
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iLLbiLLy
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4.95 a fifth where i live. Kept me drunk many of broke nights in the summer.
Aug 6 2011 7:20PM
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iLLbiLLy
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fuck sry

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Aug 6 2011 7:21PM
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ImNotARacist
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Yeah we grab a handle of Taka, popav, or bartons for about that much.

I just want a utahian to drop a bottle of alcohol off at my front step.
Aug 6 2011 7:22PM
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ski-or-die
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i believe they are called Utahnions
Aug 6 2011 7:40PM
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ImNotARacist
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I didn't think it was a word at all. Cool tapes.
Aug 6 2011 7:53PM
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tripnip
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try some ever clear
Aug 6 2011 7:54PM
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ImNotARacist
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been there. great to mix with and if you have never made apple pie, do.
Aug 6 2011 8:04PM
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tripnip
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im going to go see if i have some left
Aug 6 2011 8:05PM
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ImNotARacist
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Come party in SLC. Always shit in the aves
Aug 6 2011 8:09PM
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ImNotARacist
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you win by a long shot.
Aug 6 2011 8:14PM
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sol-JAH.boi
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go to one of the u's fraternities and say you want to pledge in the fall they will welcome you in and get you drunk when fall comes around dont show up

Aug 6 2011 8:36PM
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tripnip
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ever clear fucks yo upz
Aug 6 2011 9:51PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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Hello, I am Prince Nagawabe from "SLC." I am interested in your ofer and am wiling to give you both the champagne and 10 dollars extra for your inconvenince. Simply provide your "Social Security Number" and I will be able to find your house to deliver it using that. Cheers!
Aug 6 2011 10:32PM
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Wesley.P
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handle of taaka and your all set
Aug 6 2011 10:36PM
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sneds
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swag/super jelouse
Aug 6 2011 10:37PM
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